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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Below are some ads for an IUD:

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Another image on the website:

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The message is clear. This product is a direct ticket to spinsterhood.
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

And this will be a lot of women in the future - straight from cradling books and "jobs" on to cradling cats:

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

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And this is their baby 10-20 years from now.
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Can someone photoshop one of these so the girl is hugging a giant iphone?
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Also 20 years from now:

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Quote: (07-12-2014 02:50 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Can someone photoshop one of these so the girl is hugging a giant iphone?

I might be able to take a crack at it when I get back to my primary machine. The last image has some potential, but is going to require some surgical work for maximum lulz.

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

The first pic with a big dick coming down the slide would be funny.
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

What these ads are implying is disgusting. I understand family planning and the like, but these messages should be directed at women in their teens. These women look to be in their twenties.
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

[Image: iphonebaby.gif]
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Duplicate post please delete.
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Quote: (07-12-2014 04:06 PM)ocean Wrote:  

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Totally gave a rep point for the picture. Laughing so hard.


I sense a new forum meme coming...
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Quote: (07-12-2014 04:06 PM)ocean Wrote:  

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She should be trying to catch herself sliding into her own arms.
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Quote: (07-12-2014 02:50 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Can someone photoshop one of these so the girl is hugging a giant iphone?

Or a bunch of cats.

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

So much photoshop potential here. Some ideas:

1. Giant starbucks cup
2. bunch of cats going down the slide
3. a Cronut
4. bag of dicks

The ad is ridiculous. As if the one thing keeping women from becoming professional cellists or camera techs is having a baby. What is this, the 50s?

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Quote: (07-12-2014 04:31 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

So much photoshop potential here. Some ideas:

1. Giant starbucks cup
2. bunch of cats going down the slide
3. a Cronut
4. bag of dicks

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Boom.

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Another concept. More abstract.

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

....and another

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Ok last one...

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

You guys are killing me. [Image: lol.gif] Brutal!

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

A lot of girls will admit that they have cats in lieu of baby.

The problem is that they don't see anything wrong with that.

Whatever, I'm glad all the girls in NYC are on the pill. Better for me.

I do have a friend around here who hooked up with a random chick nine months ago and she just gave birth to his baby last week. Crazy shit.
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

Best thread in a while. Out-fucking-standing!

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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

If the IUD fails and the chick suddenly wants to keep the baby, and you go to court over the resulting baby, can you use the ads and the company as precedent in defense? Or maybe family court isn't a case of guilt or innocence...

Theoretically blame the birth control / company for the girls sudden change in attitude.

It would be cool to see a legal argument along the lines of:

Malfunctioning birth control = malfunctioning empowerment/feminism...

"Judge, my girlfriend despised the thought of a baby. But suddenly she wants custody and child support? The IUD company should pay for that!"
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Truth in Advertising: This Is My Baby Right Now

The word "epic" is well deserved for this thread. This is fantastic.
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