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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

What happens when a man takes women seriously when they tell him to date mature women?

He builds a harem of grandmas.

31 year old Kyle Jones has 5 grandmas on rotation, including this 91 year old.

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If you look at the comments girls are kind of weirded out by what he's doing.
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Not givin' a fuck game recognized.

haha

Would bang the blondie, by the way.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

My reaction to that picture:

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#4

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

The title pulled me in. This is comedy gold
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#5

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Heir game recognized.

Btw, in this thread he explained how he did it:

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-37230.html
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#6

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Yeah chicks will always shit on guys for going young or old...doesn't matter.
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

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In 2009 he met great grandma Marge in the bookstore where she was working and asked for her number. Marge, who had been single for 37 years since splitting with the father of her six children, agreed to go on a date.

Elderly ramble game recognized.

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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Quote: (06-19-2014 09:52 AM)polar Wrote:  

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In 2009 he met great grandma Marge in the bookstore where she was working and asked for her number. Marge, who had been single for 37 years since splitting with the father of her six children, agreed to go on a date.

Elderly ramble game recognized.

Can you imagine how wet she was when he knocked the dust?

haha I'm cracking up here.

wtf on 6 kids though. This kid must be hung like a rhinocerous to get off swimming around in that.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
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#9

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Oh man, that is gross and hilarious in equal measure.
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#10

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

I nearly lost my breakfast seeing this...what the actual fuck...
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#11

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Real life Skwisgaar

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#12

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Suddenly I don't feel so ashamed for have fucked the several too-old women I've fucked. At least I didn't go this far down that rabbit hole.
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#13

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Oldest i've hit was 43 yrs old...after i didn't feel on top of the world.
Different strokes for different folks. If he genuinely likes this sorta thing more power to him.
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#14

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Life Insurance/Will Game

MDP
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

[Image: puke.gif]
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#16

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Oh shit, i think cattle_rustler just got outed~!
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

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The last time [he] went back to Florida, three women he'd been dating had passed away.

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"Sweety, I can put my leg up on his shoulder. I’m not kidding. I have pictures to prove it.

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But good for him for going after what he wants in life?
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#18

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

God... already sick from incredible hangover.
This is not helping.
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Now that's a gigalo

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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Quote: (06-19-2014 12:19 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Now that's a gigalo

HAHA

That's the real question...

WYB... if she'd write you into her will?

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#21

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

When I saw the picture I literally started gagging and nearly threw up.

"Men willingly believe what they wish." - Julius Caesar, De Bello Gallico, Book III, Ch. 18
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#22

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If she was wealthy, I'd fuck her as well. She can pay off my future student loans and get me a car?

I bet the BJ (when she takes out the dentures) would feel great though.

EDIT: god damn! I saw that lady from the front, I would have to be desperate or drunk as fuck to do what he is doing.
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Quote: (06-19-2014 12:55 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

EDIT: god damn! I saw that lady from the front, I would have to be desperate or drunk as fuck to do what he is doing.

And I thought I had a drinking problem. [Image: icon_biggrin.gif]

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

Quote: (06-19-2014 09:20 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Not givin' a fuck game recognized.

haha

Would bang the blondie, by the way.

this one?

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#25

Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas

He took Elderly Chat too damn far.
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