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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 04:44 PM
Words cannot express the complete and utter fuckery in this story
"You either build or destroy,where you come from?"
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 05:11 PM
Can dolphins consent? Shouldn't she be in prison for this?
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06-10-2014, 05:24 PM
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 05:51 PM
After promotion of homosexuality, the next stop is inter-generational sex (pedophelia - up until age 0), bestality and necrofilia. Destruction of society is a step by step process.
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 05:54 PM
Rule of Women #6: If a woman does it, it's ok.
The creepiness of this aside, it's an indication of the intelligence of these animals. I firmly believe that cetaceans of any kind should not be kept in captivity for the purposes of entertainment or for extended periods.
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 06:05 PM
Sounds like it could be the same hamsterbation from female school teachers who fuck their students.
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 06:33 PM
He just wanted to free his willy!
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 06:59 PM
Thread title of the year 2014 so far.
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 08:38 PM
I thought it was a charming story and a little moving. You can somehow breathe the ocean air of 1965 even at the remove of almost 50 years.
Look at how utterly this image belongs to the '60s -- even the girl's smile is a '60s smile... strange how deep certain things go.
As far as the story itself -- women are up for anything sexually, always have and always will be. One is briefly detained by the idea of a very intelligent male animal bewitched and put under the spell of a female of a vastly superior species; dolphins, like the all the best animals, privilege humans and are drawn to us above anyone else -- and that must be greatly magnified in the case of a male who receives such sexual attention from a human female. There is no need to exaggerate the importance of this, but it touches you for a moment and draws you into this tale from the "
Age of Aquarius" -- as the article both inevitably and very correctly characterized it.
same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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06-10-2014, 09:24 PM
I love how this is a federal government program sponsored by NASA.
"FEDERAL GOVERNMENTS FUNDS RESEARCH TO SEE IF MERMAIDS ARE REAL"
Next up: Federal funding to prove the reproductive possibility of Sasquatch, Chupacabra & the Liger.
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 10:14 PM
Ligers would be awesome.
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 10:38 PM
I knew I would not be let down by this thread. The title alone sells it. Sexually molesting dolphins kills them. I wonder if she will face prison time for some bizarre animal molestation felony. Can she date a man now afterwards after fondling flipper?
How do you get a dolphin to speak out of its blowhole? Was he running asshole game out of his blowhole?
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-10-2014, 11:13 PM
Beyond pathetic!
Wonder what would have happened if it was a guy who did this to a female dolphin..
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-11-2014, 12:04 AM
No one commended her on staying true to short hair for five decades?
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Short-haired Researcher's Hamster Justifies Sexually-Molesting A Dolphin
06-11-2014, 12:26 AM
The matriarchal society that dominates zoology is to blame for this. #YesAllDolphins