Carnage pub crawl girls who attacked a homeless man
06-10-2014, 09:26 PM
I come from that part of the world so feel qualified to comment at least.
Welsh girls can be very beautiful. Very exotic. We have the highest proportion of Italians outside of Italy apart from New York. Or so I read somewhere. Maybe it's even true. All my mates growing up were called Vito or Angelo, or you know... So a lot of real beauties. Lots of true blondes too. And a very nice proportion of Red-Heads (a personal favourite of mine).
I got a little olive skinned half-sister called Louisa that thinks the sun shines out of my arse. Talks with her hands. Her mother's Italian. Maybe removed once or twice. I love her to bits. Little thing she is.
However. Beauty on the outside does not equal beauty on the inside. Oh no. They can be vicious little bitches, especially when in a pack (just like all women I suppose). I have seen girls use their high heels as weapons, taking them off and beating not just other women but Men around the head with them. Being on the floor and unconscious does not get you out of being attacked so easy. No, these 'ladies' take no prisoners.
They are territorial. They will fight other women that take the limelight from them, whether new girls coming into their town and them defending their territory, or them invading new territories - they are a marauding gang of cock happy low moral brutalist thugs. And that is just the quiet ones! Beware the alpha female/mother hen. They are not mutually exclusive.
You have not lived until you have been in a club with 30 odd women/girls that have just got off a coach that has taken 2 hours to arrive from the valleys - to the big cities of Swansea or Cardiff - the proverbial Randy Mandy from Ton-Y-Pandy - some off from duty with their long term boyfriends (fucked them), some haven't had a boyfriend for six months (fucked them too), some have never had a boyfriend, nor will they, due to facial deformities and bodily disfunctions (yup, that's right-it's a public service-besides they were the best fucks out of the lot).
I never bounced on the doors, but I was friends with chaps who did (We would reel them in, they would fuck them, and we wouldn't get beaten up, and we would get to fuck whoever we could pull - it was a nice little symbiotic system we had going there - again, funnily enough, usually the Italian boys on the doors). We all got our pussy and with strength in numbers, nobody got badly damaged by jealous boyfriends. But anyway, these guys would not let them into the club, and once into the club and infiltrated they would hide!
These were the only demographic that would scare them more than the Young Farmers. They had seen what happened before when 20/30 women/girls were let on the loose, pissed up to fuck on god knows what, cock crazy and cock starved. It was an explosive mixture and a few lads that had just grown a bit of bum fluff on their top lip and hormones starting to fire, was no comparison. One kind could be reasoned with. The other could not.
A man will usually stop beating another man once he has drawn blood and/or the other gentleman says sorry/you win. Unless he wants to kill him, but he rarely does this in full sight of fifty other people with CCTV. Not these mad bitches. Oh no. They will make a point about how crazy they are.
As they beat your already unmoving/unconscious head into the floor once more, you can hear the banshee cry go up (in a Welsh accent mind you) "Do ewe think 'ese fucking vi'eo cam'ras are gonna stop me fuckin' beatin' ew're 'ed to a pulp? Do ewe?" ~ Smack Thud Whack... Crack. Smack once more for effect, then, oh jesus fuck NO, not the STILLETTO TAKE DOWN. Yes it is! Off it comes. Held in hand, raised high, teeth bared like a big brown grizzly that hasn't eaten for five weeks (and bear in mind the person is already unconscious on the floor).. Down it comes. Slurp. Job done. If Welsh people weren't such thick skulled neanderthals to start with, there would be a lot more murders around our part of town. I'm not saying we are hard, but most go to work the next day with a headache and complain of 'not having a very good night, last night'.
Back to the story. Yes it would have been totally different if Men had done that to women.
Believe me, this guy was nothing more than a victim of a bit of light hearted teasing. I pity the poor fucker that got on the wrong end of these bitches at the end of the night. Six hours later they would have doused him in petrol lighter fluid that they use to stoke up their Zippos for their Marlboro Reds and set the poor fucker on fire. Now, that would have been something worth posting on FuckBook! They would have still taken their 6" stilletto heels off though and driven them through his homeless head, just for fun!
Men will fight for many reasons. Status of course mainly. To defend or gain territory. But these fucking witches do it for fun. Stop it now! Before it gets out of hand. I beg you. There will be gangs of marauding peroxide blondes in six inch high heels roaming over the valleys, pissed out of their heads looking for their next victim. Like a crack whore looks for her rock.
I don't think these were Cardiff girls. They are a bit stuck up and reserved to be honest. They like to see themselves as the creme de la creme of Welsh girls, coming from the big city and that. They look down on Valley girls. I bet you anything, if this goes to court and these girls addresses are known, it will be Ton-Y-Pandy this and Glynneath that and Rhondda whatever. They are fucking beasts. Then again, I do prefer them to Cardiff girls who are frigid and cold and no fun. The valley girls would beat the shit out of the Cardiff girls, not that it is a contest of course, but, you really need to speak to some Cardiff girls to get a feel of what I'm talking about here...
Things aren't good where most of you chaps are there over the water. But, never forget, we have our problems here too.
Shudder.
Moral of the story:
Never hit the ground unconscious with a mad Welsh women over your head with a six inch stilletto in her right hand. But if you really must have to marry one of the crazy bitches, pick one of the valley girls and tame them. Cardiff girls will always want to be London girls and they hate themselves more than they hate you, which is never a good starting off point.