At least she didn't turn out to be a guy...
I just got Catfished
The original post reads like a horror story. Gave me the chills.
Quote: (06-09-2014 09:21 PM)Atlantic Wrote:
Do you guys generally get annoyed at this and tell them straight up how annoyed you are
or
do you just excuse yourself as fast as possible and remove yourself from the situation?
I figured the best solution was just a low key getaway but if this had been in a café or bar I would have been fuming for being put in such a situation.
This is what happened with me last summer:
I went onto POF and at the time I was looking for a black girl to fuck. I dunno why, but I was really into black girls at the time.
I started chatting to one girl who had massive tits, a cute face and looked quite short. She'd put on her profile she was 5'2 which is about the right height for me preference-wise.
We arrange to meet, but I tell her we'll meet for lunch before I go to work because she sounded DTF and I'd rather spend a couple of hours in the day, than all night with her.
I tell her I'll meet her outside a coffee shop and she texts me saying she's wearing a long black dress. I'm thinking "result!"
I get a text saying she's there. As I'm walking up to the coffee shop, I see a black girl in a black dress standing outside. She doesn't look 5'2, and she doesn't look thin like she did in the pictures. I'm 6'1 and she's taller than me. I think that it can't be her so I send her a text back before I carry on walking saying "I'll be there in a couple of minutes".
I watch this Amazonian black girl reach into her bag, pull out her phone, type on it and then put her phone away. My phone buzzes. FUCK!
I walked up to her and introduced myself, and so did she. I remember our conversation vividly and I tell this story to every date I go on. It's pretty funny.
Me: "You don't look like you do in the pictures except your tits"
Her: *giggle*
Me: "No, seriously. You wrote that you're 5'2 and have an athletic build"
Her: "I knooow, but guys get put off when I write my real height because I'm usually taller than them!"
Me: "But you don't look anything like that"
Her: "I dooo, but you should get to know me. I have a really good personality and that's what's important right? We get on really well!"
Me: "Yeah, but your personality is that you're a liar"
Her: *shocked face*
Me: "Nice meeting you anyway, take care"
I turned around and walked away pissed off as she's telling me to wait. I haven't met anyone from an online dating site since.
^^^ So she wasn't hot?
If there are no full body shots they try to hide something. There was a guide "How to spot a fatty/SIF" here in the forum or on ROK.
If there are no full body shots they try to hide something. There was a guide "How to spot a fatty/SIF" here in the forum or on ROK.
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I think Tyrone is unaware of how hungry big Bertha is.
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