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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 10:32 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2...egregation

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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 10:49 AM
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But Pyros, now aged 26, shows no sign of slowing down.

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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 10:52 AM
He's so alpha he's banging his granddaughters... [Image: icon_lol.gif]

Really weird. If he's such a strong alpha, why haven't any of his sons outgrown him as a stronger competitor yet? They should have the same genes as him.
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 10:54 AM
Sort of gross to think that bear is fucking his children and grand kids.

The bears were hunted to near extinction, it doesn't make sense to not try to help them somehow. Maybe put the old bear in some sort of wildlife preserve.
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06-09-2014, 10:56 AM
Bitches [Image: heart.gif] Pyros

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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 11:04 AM
They neglected to mention how Pyros woos dem bitch bears.

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06-09-2014, 11:07 AM
I wonder if all the female bears are going to lose their ability to connect with Beta bears after having tasted the Alpha cock?
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06-09-2014, 11:16 AM
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No wonder they couldn't resist. Just look at that suave motherfucker.
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 11:17 AM
Quote: (06-09-2014 10:52 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

He's so alpha he's banging his granddaughters... [Image: icon_lol.gif]

Really weird. If he's such a strong alpha, why haven't any of his sons outgrown him as a stronger competitor yet? They should have the same genes as him.

Because he got game! [Image: banana.gif] Duh!
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 11:26 AM
I wonder where all the feminist bears are to protest his rampant incestuous pedophilia [Image: huh.gif]
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 12:33 PM
Quote: (06-09-2014 11:07 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I wonder if all the female bears are going to lose their ability to connect with Beta bears after having tasted the Alpha cock?

The beta bears just have to get to the gym and work on their lifestyle.
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06-09-2014, 12:38 PM
Quote: (06-09-2014 11:07 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I wonder if all the female bears are going to lose their ability to connect with Beta bears after having tasted the Alpha cock?

They'll lose hibernation rights after not providing as much stored food as expected or picking too small a cave
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06-09-2014, 12:45 PM
With bears, they castrate the alpha to give the betas at last an ounce of pussy. With humans, they castrate the betas to give the alphas all the pussy.
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06-09-2014, 12:53 PM
That must be where this meme comes from.

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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 01:00 PM
Pyros should be a forum title after Innovative Casanova.
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06-09-2014, 01:04 PM
Quote: (06-09-2014 01:00 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

Pyros should be a forum title after Innovative Casanova.

We should add him to the Official Forum Things thread as our mascot. [Image: thumb.gif]
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06-09-2014, 01:15 PM
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 01:19 PM
Obviously someone here is going to change their name to Pyros..

But it should be the title after innovative cass.

"If he keeps up this sexual vigour and dominant attitude for a few more years, the other males in the mountains have no chance of mating with any of the females,"

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06-09-2014, 01:22 PM
A metaphor for our times.
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06-09-2014, 01:28 PM
This seems very odd. Normally, in nature, the "lesser alpha" and "higher beta" animals conspire to overthrow the "alpha" animal. I suppose these bears never attempted to do so... or attempted to do so and failed.
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 01:29 PM
We should all change our Avatars in appreciation and protest of his castration. We should even troll the people pushing for his castration.
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 02:10 PM
Somewhere out there, Pyros is reading this thread like.... "Shit."

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06-09-2014, 02:29 PM
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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 02:36 PM
Quote: (06-09-2014 11:26 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I wonder where all the feminist bears are to protest his rampant incestuous pedophilia [Image: huh.gif]

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Alpha male bear to be castrated to give all the beta bears a better chance

06-09-2014, 02:44 PM
Quote: (06-09-2014 12:45 PM)xpatplayer Wrote:  

With bears, they castrate the alpha to give the betas at last an ounce of pussy. With humans, they castrate the betas to give the alphas all the pussy.

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