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When it rains it pours (with poon)
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When it rains it pours (with poon)

After a nearly 3 year dry-spell (aside from a couple of working girls) I have hooked up with two different girls in the past week. Given the past few years, I consider this pouring, though not the most it's ever poured for me. These are definitely not the hottest girls in my city but plenty hot enough for me to be easily aroused by them. With the first girl, it took a few dates and I even came agonizingly close without actually sealing the deal on the second date (when she invited me over for a birthday party).

Then, last night at a relatively small jacuzzi party, I banged the girl and got two BJ's in the jacuzzi (first 'date'). There were people around, too! But no one apparently noticed, somehow, or at least brought attention to it. It was a colossal sausage fest, but I guess mine was the only one to get wet in more ways than one. The girl even asked, "Have you ever been with ______?" and proceeded to call another (even sexier) girl over, though she declined to join us. She's probably the only one who knew what was going on, and gave me a very warm good-bye when we all left. I wish I had motioned her over as well, it would have been great! But banging in a jacuzzi can be rough on the dong. I am a considerate dude, and preferred not to do the dirty in the jacuzzi and mess up the water, but she was determined for right then and there.

Things I changed about my game that got me laid were: Minimize or completely stop complimenting, let sexual tension build and be unpredictable with my attention and physical escalation, and be less outcome dependent.

My buddy, noticing all the guys talking to the girl I would later bang in the jacuzzi, said, "Dude looks like you got some competition, you'd better go talk to her," and I said, "It's pretty much in the bag, but I really don't give a shit." (He lacks formal game knowledge and I proved him wrong, but is indeed a player with great black-man game.) Sure enough, though she bounced around like a pinball attention-whoring, she always came back to me and subtly let me know it was very much on. Eventually, it was just the two of us in the jacuzzi.

The double-meaning of the title and significance of the thread is this- don't let shitty, seemingly horrible life-events get you down or prevent you from getting pussy. I just got pumped and dumped by my school, and lost my job. I think, and other former coworkers agree, I got duped. I want to give more details, but feel it may be wiser to leave them out. I'll just say I was promised a long-term position when the chances were it would only be a temporary thing all along.

Anyhow, this could be a crushing major life-event. Here I am approaching late 20s and my career as a school-teacher may be over. But that didn't stop me from going out, having fun, not giving a fuck, and getting laid.

So, now I've decided I'm going to pursue teaching English to adults and college-students. Managing a class of kids just isn't playing to my strengths or passion, as much as I love kids, learning, reading, writing, and sharing knowledge.

I am qualified to teach English, though I'm facing a pay cut, and a world of uncertainty. Thankfully there is plenty of demand for native speaking and qualified (even unqualified) English teachers here, and I have a few connections.

There is no security, only opportunity, with careers and with women. I have no idea what the next few weeks, months, and years have in store for me, but I've got a pretty good chance at getting laid again tonight. It's monsoon season!
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When it rains it pours (with poon)

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"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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When it rains it pours (with poon)

Tis the season. Mating season. Women always get horny when summer comes around.

Team Nachos
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