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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Watch the sight of a man castrate himself in front of crowd for cheap laughs.

The whole thing is facepalm-worthy throughout, but you get the sense for the whole message of the thing starting @1:41.






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A few months after my first girlfriend and I broke up, I heard that she lost her virginity to the next guy she dated.

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Still manages to white knight:

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Sex is not a transaction...a girl didn't owe me anything.

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We all know the statistics but we don't know how to accept how easily we become part of the problem. You cannot kill a monster until you are willing to see it in the mirror, until you recognize its shape in your own skin.

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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

16,000 likes. The emasculation of men will be met to rousing applause.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

There's some pushback in the comments. I can't help but think guys like us are making an impact.

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#4

White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

bitchmade is a term that reeds a revival.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

That was morbidly pathetic. Begging for sympathy... Awwww, you poor shattered little bitch-man. My cold, black, heart breaks for your terrible love experience and how it must've removed your testicles and shrank your arms to the circumference of raw noodles.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

That's some intense self-loathing there. I'd say this overly effeminate noodleback is every feminists wet dream, only they would never fuck him.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

But let's not be so harsh on the dude... I'm sure he will be a wonderful wife some day.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

What's his thesis behind this self-righteous public dick rub of a poem? It has no structure, I don't even know what he's arguing for/against.

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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Is there some sort of "white knight" pride as of late in the blue-pill community (aka the majority)?
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

If there is anything that can be salvaged from the wreckage is that he has asked the question, "Why would women who've friend-zoned him now, marry him in 15 years?"

I hope he'll realise that in 15 years, these women will need to marry him but by then, there will be a new generation of younger women who definitely won't be putting him on friend zones.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

In the Bonobo ape social circle, while the alpha gets his harem, betas roam around in all male groups circle-jerking and having gay sex with each other.

Guess which way this guy's going.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Quote: (06-07-2014 03:34 PM)Rotisserie Wrote:  

In the Bonobo ape social circle, while the alpha gets his harem, betas roam around in all male groups circle-jerking and having gay sex with each other.

In the prison system, a family dynamic develops between the alphas and the bitchboys. I don't recall all the details, (several years since I watched) but this documentary is pretty in-depth:




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#13

White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

There's a chance that white-knights/feminists will eventually clash, when white-knighting becomes so baseline that women realize there's really no other choice.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Roissy mentioned this before, IIRC.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

I slammed something once after a girl friend-zoned me.
It wasn't poetry, though. It was her best friend.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Quote: (06-07-2014 02:45 PM)Hans Dix Wrote:  

What's his thesis behind this self-righteous public dick rub of a poem? It has no structure, I don't even know what he's arguing for/against.

Everyone pay attention to me, despite the fact I possess no obvious talent, discipline or respect in the field I'm seeking attention for.

You get poseurs in all form of art, but I'd venture poetry attracts the most pretentious ones.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Damn... he just doesn't have a damn clue that he's basically ensuring that he'll get no play like that! I sometimes forget how most men think in the outside world of RVF!
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Dude needs to work on his literary skills.
Here's one of mine (WIP) he can have for free:






I wanted to ravish you from behind
You said you wouldn't be so kind
As to let me do what I wanted to do
Well, there's friends for you

I wanted to shoot one in your eye
You said you would rather play 'I spy'
With my, little eye, or rather even go bat blind
Than consider one of my kind

I told you of the aching feelings I had
You just baulked and said: 'Eegads'
Then you promptly called the police
I suppose I should be out, by next week

I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I do everything that you want me to
When you say jump, I say 'how high?'
But it is never enough for you

I told you how I felt 'bout you
Maybe one day our love may come true
But you just said you'd rather poo
On my expensive Italian shoe

I suppose by now I should give up hope
But let me try another trope
It is well worn, but n'er the less
I'm all dried up, I've nothing left

This is what I propose to do
I shall bow down, open doors for you
And when you tell me just to 'shoo'
I shall just say 'where to?'

Ten years now this game's gone on
I've seen your boyfriends come and gone
They took you swiftly from behind
Then left you there, 'twas so unkind

But funny thing it seems to me
You loved them more than you e'r did me
I don't know what I'm going to do
Take to twitter, like a fool?

#DontTouchMeInMySpecialPlace
Because women are humans too
You Damned Dirty Ape
Or so they say...

Why did you love them more than me?
I've been faithful, as you can see
No other hand has touched my skin
What a sad state of affairs I'm in

He slapped your arse and called you names
Took you from behind, like a dirty Ape
He made you taste your own dirty poo
I would never have done that to YOU!

Oh my sweet lonely child
Tell me this pain, from which you hide
There is nothing that I can not do for you
Please give me hope, I beg of you

Yes, he slapped your arse and called you names
He turned you 'round and played those games
The ones you wouldn't play with me
I'm so distressed I can hardly see

That at the end of the long dark lonely day
I'm a grade A chump, what else to say?
I would do anything for you
Anything at all, that you ask me to

Now comes the hour
You have given in
You are joining me
In this mortal sin

I stand outside
My face blacked up
Duct tape ready
To abduct

You told me this was your greatest desire
And who am I, to put out your fire?
I will do what you ask me to
Even if I end up, with some 'splaining to do

You were not at home - the wrong address
The lady I met was in distress
Make up off, and half dressed
What could I say, It was such a mess

She cried and shouted
'Will you please get out'
I'm not that type of girl
You damned filthy lout

And so it was
It came to pass
I got locked up
In pursuit of your arse

Ten to twenty
And it would have been rape
If I hadn't got the duct tape
Caught in my cape

Let this be a lesson
To a potential white knight
It don't get you anywhere
Except, banged up for life
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

These poetry slammers always sound like they're about to cry.

At one of these events, I'd like to see a poem similar to the one delivered by the late Pimp C in the video below from 0:06 to 0:55 (a verse from 'Take It Off').






Performed unironically, of course.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

He's been brainwashed. Instead of trusting his gut, which tells him his girlfriend was a no-good cheating two-time whore, he trusts feminist ideology, which tell him that he's a rapist no matter what he does and calling a woman out for her bullshit is evil.

He's your archetypal male feminist. He jokes about his physique instead of working out (no pride), he hates himself for wanting sex (self-emasculation) & he blames all men instead of his cunty girlfriend for his problems (a slave to the ideology).

The comments Tuth posted are refreshing. They show us that our message of traditional masculinity is getting out and that more men are speaking out against this bullshit.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

so embarrassing you want to shake your head quickly and wake up in a new, pristine universe where you are not linked to him by any fundamental thing.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Quote: (06-07-2014 03:42 PM)Slick Shimmer Wrote:  

Quote: (06-07-2014 03:34 PM)Rotisserie Wrote:  

In the Bonobo ape social circle, while the alpha gets his harem, betas roam around in all male groups circle-jerking and having gay sex with each other.

In the prison system, a family dynamic develops between the alphas and the bitchboys. I don't recall all the details, (several years since I watched) but this documentary is pretty in-depth:




Interesting doc. The main difference is there are no females in prison. But in Bonobos, if one of the betas does happen to stumble across some pussy, it's been documented they immediately stop having sex with their beta buds. Hoes before bros.

Not having game to the degree that this 'poet' has any is usually a 'gay' or 'involuntary celibacy' sentence. He can break out of it by learning game... but I'd venture unlike the Bonobos, he's too far gone.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

What the hell could he have hoped to accomplish with that crap, to get her back? That's not going to happen because she's already stripped him of any pride, self respect, and testicles he may have had.

"The Carousel Stops For No Man" - Tuthmosis
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Quote: (06-07-2014 11:28 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

There's some pushback in the comments. I can't help but think guys like us are making an impact.

The last post is particularly awesome.

This is again an example that women/feminists are never responsible for anything.

Of course, no one is entitled to sex (or anything really). No guy should force himself upon a woman. Calling a woman a bitch for shooting a guy down is also lame.

And almost everyone agrees a guy who pulls the 'nice guy' act (buying her dinner, shoulder to cry on, etc.) and gets mad when a woman puts him in the friend zone is a sad chump. However, a woman who knowingly leads a guy on should certainly be called out on it.

Of course women will say "but I thought we were always friends" when taking said gifts, which of course contradicts their women empowerment mantra. They are victims when it is convenient for them. I listened to my ex-gf's friends talk about guys who they'd clearly friend zoned, but still let them buy them drinks/dinner because they liked the free food and attention. Now of course they wouldn't literally state that was what they were doing, but it was clearly obvious that was what they were indeed doing. And it is reprehensible (just as the guy in the situation was pathetic for not seeing the obvious) and they should be called out on it.

So using this isn't really about protecting women from harassment. It's about putting women above reproach, where criticism for bad and/or selfish behavior is considered harassment.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned

Brilliance from commenter Jay Booker.

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Yes you'll feel shitty, but you don't have to go on and on and on and on about it like most guys do. Most girls when rejected don't say shit about it. They keep quiet, or go to friends and keep it between themselves. Guys plaster memes on facebook about how nice they are and how she's a bitch for friendzoning such a 'perfect example of human kindness'. And no one's going to say it's like rape, but constantly pestering, directly or indirectly, a girl because they won't fuck you is immature, selfish and perpetuating the idea of men before women.

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The thing about men is that they're the oppressor of women in nearly every aspect of women's lives'; policing their clothes, their intelligence, their intergrity, women can't have harmless fun at the expense of men in the same way men can make rape jokes and domestic violence jokes at the expense of women. Funnily enough, SOUTH PARK (the show were everything and anything can and will be criticized) admits to the partiarchy and how men control women and police them, and how men get their way ever time and should fight beside women. Because of how our society emphasizes how dangerous men are to women, women don't take much to flee a potential threat. I've only met one guy who never made me feel threatened. He never laughed at my expense, he called people out on sexist bullshit and organized an event to raise awareness of suicide in young men (because MEN should be dealing with MALE problems, WOMEN deal with FEMALE problems, but we both should support each other in the things that help all genders. MRA's should be fighting for the rights of trans men and abolishing hyper-masculine culture that breeds the image of violent men not showing their feelings, not the fact that they think rape shouldn't be a crime. Women chained themselves to get their rights, PoC died, (white) men can at least try to take male problems into their own hands, and not the 'male problems' such as women dressing how they want, women having opinions and women knowing about rape).

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Why the fuck does the most idiotic person always want to argue with me?

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Some geniuses in the comments. . .

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why you wonder how many man another man bang? why you care who bang who mr high school drama man
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