Quote: (06-05-2014 06:10 PM)Christian McQueen Wrote:
^You forgot one.
#7. Bitch
They love calling themselves that and twerking to songs referencing women as bitches.
Why stop there?
#8 Fuckpot
#9 CumDumpster (borrowed that one from you chaps over the water)
But you raise a serious point. I will address it.
Addendum:
7: Bitch. This is probably the most powerful and emotive word you have in your arsenal when referring to the opposite sex. Use it at the right moment and you will be given untold riches, use it ill-advisedly, and your legal bills will crush you and your first born.
Not all women are bitches. A quick and crude way to tell (not advised) is to just call them one to their face: Say 'You're a fucking bitch!'. If they start crying and telling you how they always liked you, but their sorry now and they won't do it again, suffice it to say, they are NOT A BITCH. If, however, they straighten their backs, start calling someone called 'Bruno' on their phone with a smirk on their face, or just straight out knock your block off (it's happened), then it is fair to say, she it a total fucking Bitch. This is crude stuff and only to be used in extreme conditions. Any man worth his salt would know what he was dealing with before this.
So when you can you use the word 'Bitch' then?
Sometimes when referring to an ex. You know. You used to own a castle and a ferrari and yacht. But the Bitch took you to the cleaners. Any bi(sorry, lady, fuck, woman) will understand this. She may even agree. Muttering under her breath: 'What a fucking bitch, I could have had that, but now it's all gone, er, I mean, what a fucking shame, Bitch, fuck'. "Did she really grab it all? - Bitch!!".
Of course when you are in the sack and have them at your will. They will ask you nicely to call them Bitch. They will say to you: I am about to ask you somethings now, I hope you can respect my personal boundaries. But, when you pound me like a cheap piece of veal later on, I also want you to call me a Bitch. Cheap Bitch, Fucking Bitch, doesn't matter, but, I don't really mean it. It's all about trust!
WTF?
Sometimes you just mutter it quietly to yourself: Bitch stole my parking spot. Bitch says: Whaddya say motherfucker? Er, sorry, lady (woman) I was hoping to park there but never mind. C'est la vie.
But be careful as with all the other terms used here. The worse thing you can do is have a litter of dogs and try to breed them and refer to the female of the species as a Bitch. You will be up on a charge quicker than a mother fucker if you do that. Do NOT refer to Female (lady) dogs as Bitches (Women).
Ah fuck it, I give up. You just can't win.
I'll come back to this one later. It's a tricky one. I never said I had all the answers. Maybe someone more learned than I could chip in and help a brother out?