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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

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A teenager saved the life of his friend when he pushed her to safety and was hit by a truck.

Kameron and Ellie met only a month ago at Rex Putnam High School, where they’re both new students. Now, they have an unbreakable bond.

“I saw my life flash before my eyes,” Ellie said. “He’s my hero and my lifesaver because if it weren’t for him, I would not be sitting here today.”

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Teen-save...=video&c=y

Here she is playing with her iphone during the media interview:

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At 0:09 in the video he looks at her like, "So are you going to fuck me now?"

0:48: "[The accident] changed their friendship forever."

1:08: "He was walking on the side of the car, being a gentleman."

1:54: "[She] will be grateful to him forever." Highly doubt that [Image: lol.gif]

2:00: "He's going to be my best friend for the rest of my life." Saved her life only to be put in the friend zone!

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The poor bastard won't even get a hand job.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

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Here she is playing with her iphone during the media interview:

Probably texting some guy who is gonna bang her out later

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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Quote: (05-20-2014 02:32 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

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Here she is playing with her iphone during the media interview:

Probably texting some guy who is gonna bang her out later

The truck driver.

Take care of those titties for me.
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#4

Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

I dont think its fair to expect her to "repay the favor". Would you fuck or do sexual favors for uglies/fatties who saved your life? Id be forever grateful, but still would be disgusted. Id try to make it up elsewhere.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Quote: (05-20-2014 02:36 PM)cooledcannon Wrote:  

I dont think its fair to expect her to "repay the favor". Would you fuck or do sexual favors for uglies/fatties who saved your life? Id be forever grateful, but still would be disgusted. Id try to make it up elsewhere.

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I'd pop a Viagra and bang a fattie if she saved my life, if that's what she really wanted. Least I could do for her.

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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Lol what a dumbass. You 100 percent know she wouldn't have done the same for him.

Unless its a close friend or family member I wouldn't have done that either.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Not many people can say that they saved someone's life. He'll get a nice bump in popularity and status in school, and since he probably has only one more year it should last until he graduates. Hopefully her friendship lasts that long as well.
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Quote: (05-20-2014 02:43 PM)Saladin Wrote:  

Lol what a dumbass. You 100 percent know she wouldn't have done the same for him.

Unless its a close friend or family member I wouldn't have done that either.

Well on the plus side, probably a nice compensation check, IF he completely heals, then he will be set. IF is the big question.

But I wouldn't do that. No way. Fuck that. Only people I'd save would be my future wife / fiancee, kids, or my immediate family.
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Would you fuck or do sexual favors for uglies/fatties who saved your life?

If she legitimately saved my life and then asked to fuck me, I would. Just stop by the store to buy a large bottle of vodka first.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

If a fattie saved my life, and then told me too fuck her I'd say:

"Fattie, thank you for saving my life, but what's the point if you are trying to fill my mind with nightmares? I'd rather you pushed me in front of the truck than have sex with you."

I met let her give me a blowjob if she is really in that bad need.. but thinking about it makes me sick. I've fucked fatties in the moment, but something about planning it out in advance and I'm getting queezy.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Quote: (05-20-2014 02:43 PM)Saladin Wrote:  

You 100 percent know she wouldn't have done the same for him..

True.

But in emergencies, nobody is really thinking. You only have time to react instinctively. Hopefully the guy's new-found popularity will win him some other girl. But he is ugly and out of shape so most likely not. If nothing else at least he'll have a cool story to tell about getting hit by a truck and surviving.
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Quote: (05-20-2014 02:54 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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Would you fuck or do sexual favors for uglies/fatties who saved your life?

If she legitimately saved my life and then asked to fuck me, I would. Just stop by the store to buy a large bottle of vodka first.

Why the legitimately in bold? I cant think of any examples where someone would "save your life", but not actually "save your life.

I guess I would have to reconsider. If she mentions in passing, id ignore. If she begs... I probably would.

We dont even know if the guy in the story asked for it. For all we know he is perfectly happy not getting any! If he did want it, but didnt ask, should she have offered anyway?

Quote: (05-20-2014 02:43 PM)Saladin Wrote:  

Lol what a dumbass. You 100 percent know she wouldn't have done the same for him.

Well, that shows how clever evolution/genetics(or intelligent design if you are into that sort of thing) is. Eggs are more valuable than sperm, so males defend females. Its not dumb, its just ensuring that the chicks survive.

Yes, most of us on RVF are more valuable than chicks but the average chick is more valuable than the average guy, in terms of reproduction.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

She should at least give him a handjob.

We should start an online petition for her to give him a handjob.

It would be with the hand she would most likely have lost.
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If it was a fattie i would give her something sexual. Finger bang her till shes a dripping mess or get head.
Nothing more.
How would you feel if some dude saved your wife/gf and she rewarded him with sexual favors...?
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Data point no. 76,489 that white knighting doesn't pay.

What none of you are taking sufficient note of is that this poor idiot probably has permanent damage, even if he mostly recovers.

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Quote: (05-20-2014 02:32 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

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Here she is playing with her iphone during the media interview:

Probably texting some guy who is gonna bang her out later

Some dude who would push her in front of a truck. Then go visit at the hospital for a quickie.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

He should've dove out of the way and left her fate up to chance.

"Men willingly believe what they wish." - Julius Caesar, De Bello Gallico, Book III, Ch. 18
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Quote: (05-20-2014 03:15 PM)kinjutsu Wrote:  

If it was a fattie i would give her something sexual. Finger bang her till shes a dripping mess or get head.
Nothing more.
How would you feel if some dude saved your wife/gf and she rewarded him with sexual favors...?

I would be uncomfortable if he didnt ask for it, but I wouldnt care if he did. Basically whether she did it cause she was a sloot or out of moral obligation.

Quote: (05-20-2014 03:16 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Data point no. 76,489 that white knighting doesn't pay.

Well, if you consider getting pussy as your "payment", the price is extraordinarily high. Pussy is so easy to get nowadays anyway, but the feeling of being honorable and saving someones life is once in a lifetime.

Besides, it pays off for the average person. If people in the past didnt white knight, your female ancestor might not have lived, and consequently, you wouldnt exist. It doesnt really pay off individually, but that doesnt mean doing it doesnt pay.

Youve just got to make sure the person you are white knighting benefits at least as much as you are sacrificing. (ie. dont interfere in abusive relationships)
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Quote: (05-20-2014 03:16 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Data point no. 76,489 that white knighting doesn't pay.

What none of you are taking sufficient note of is that this poor idiot probably has permanent damage, even if he mostly recovers.

Exactly. It's not like he got away from this clean. This little bro put his life in jeopardy, showing he's willing to do die for this chick, and who is she gonna screw? Judging by her look, most likely some 115 pound Emo/Scene kid wearing jeans that she couldn't fit in with painted nails, who couldn't take a punch without crying like a little mo and would ditch her ass the moment any sort of danger (regardless of the degree) threatened them.

The little bro might not make her tingle on sight, but he was clearly demonstrating his value as a serious protector. Doesn't matter, chick lives in a bubble where she doesn't think she'll ever need protection. This little bro won't get a serious offer from her until she's grinding against the wall in 16 years.
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Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

This whole episode reminds me of this picture that I tweeted the other day:

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Quote: (05-20-2014 02:54 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

If she legitimately saved my life and then asked to fuck me, I would. Just stop by the store to buy a large bottle of vodka first.

Guys, I found footage of Roosh, he was going to go through with it, but changed his mind...

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#22

Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

Inb4 Jezebel publishes a piece calling him a misogynist.
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#23

Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

It could have been a guy or girl that he saved..

I don't see this as an issue of white knighting necessarily.

But there's definitely some friend zoning happening.

The media should make a point that had she been a fat chick, he probably couldn't have moved her out if the way.

Then again, if she was fat, they probably wouldn't have been walking much anyway.
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#24

Beta orbiter gets put into friend zone after saving girl's life

All this just proves once again just how women are able to compartmentalize their feelings of sexual attraction, and not allow them to influence other areas.

If saving a chick's life isn't enough to "convince" her to bang you, then nothing will. If nearly dying to saving her ass isn't enough to permit an escape from the friendzone, then nothing will.

Again, how many times do we have to say it: white knighting doesn't pay.

At all.

Ever.

In fact, it gets you killed. Literally.

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A lot of the comments are calling this one right.

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