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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-06-2011 11:09 AM)metalhaze Wrote:  

I've been doing online dating successfully for the last 2 years and I found that the key to online success is to keep things SIMPLE and SHORT because the aim is to get the women off her computer and down to the bar or to your place so the most important things in the profile are a) your pictures (women judge a lot by pics too) and b) not saying anything that can be used against you to turn you down because online dating is so impersonal women can turn you down for the stupidest thing.

the following is my 2 cents.

"My two favorite movies are :
American Psycho
Dark Knight
"

dont share that info, keep it a mystery, let them ask for it besides what if the hot women you are messaging hates those movies, why risk it?

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Goals/Aspirations: When I was a young boy in the 4th grade I remember going to the history museum and seeing this statue of Zeus. And as I was standing there mesmerized by the statue I could hear my teacher telling the class that we could be anything we wanted to be. That instant I decided I wanted to become a Greek god. From that moment on I was in the gym every day, taking my multi and lifting heavy. By the time I was in middle school I was already a straight up beast. I was making 8th grade girls’ panties wet when I would walk down the hall, and every beta phaggot in the school was mirin' my jack3d fibras.


that comes off as too try hard, I would remove it. ppl dont believe what they hear as much as what they see.

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Now after reading this if you think I am some sort of selfish and**** ******* you may want to read on. I love the feeling I get after helping someone less fortunate than myself. For instance: the other night I convinced a hooker named Laquisha to stop using her herpes as a wall to hide her true self. I explained to her that she needed to drop those walls and spread her wings; there are plenty of men out there who can look past the sores and see her inner beauty. Without men like that, our news would be saturated with stories of women committing suicide and we would never here of the real news like the next emerging fashion trend. Now I’m a fashion savvy guy so I took her to Good Will and bought her a few turquoise necklaces to give her a head start on the next trend and her new life.

That would turn off a lot of girls and has no added value.

I personally believe that you need to shorten your profile description.

lol, no I had girls msg me just because of my profile brah. Some even say they are not interested but I have the best profile they read.
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#52

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-06-2011 05:40 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

Quote: (04-06-2011 09:27 AM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

my profile :

Is this your profile?

IMHO you provide too much information - the more you have in your profile, the less number of people would actually read it. You may think high of yourself, but to them you're just one of zillions of profiles.

You also come out as too aggressive; it actually feels like you're insecure and trying to prove you're worthy. Typically people who appear very aggressive online often have a lot of insecurities in real life. This is also true for females.

"I am a shallow, proud, arrogant prick" seem to be quite common phrase, google it.

lol, brah we trolling from bodybuilding.com Half of us have profiles like these.
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#53

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

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[quote]Having lived abroad in ***** and on both coasts, you could say I'm addicted to traveling. I love running, trying out new restaurants, and cooking over a couple glasses of red wine. I grew up playing sports, climbing mountains, and ***** competitively so it's also fair to say I enjoy being outside and staying active while half naked.
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You are either too paranoid, or need to be more paranoid. From what you posted it took me five seconds to find your profile (one of the countries listed is Israel), so hiding all that content under stars is not reasonable.

Now what gonna happen, Google will index this forum and this page. And will keep it for quite a while in cache. When a chick googles you using a phrase unique enough (I used "Being the guest of honor at private dinner parties" in quotes) from your profile, she'll get right into this forum AND straight into your post with the copy of your profile. Now if this is something you want, then go for it. But if it is not, I'd consider a major profile rewrite right now - you probably have 3-7 days until Google cashes it.
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#54

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.
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#55

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-06-2011 07:44 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.

Sure, but even if she is crazy you still may want to bang her and her tracking you to this forum might make that more difficult.
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#56

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-06-2011 09:24 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

Quote: (04-06-2011 07:44 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.

Sure, but even if she is crazy you still may want to bang her and her tracking you to this forum might make that more difficult.

Woman are stupid. If they knew how to use Google , we all be fucked.

I noticed a trend with these copypastas , any girl from 18 to 22 loves them , once they hit middle twenty's, they hate on you and call you out.
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#57

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Has anybody used online dating in more then one city? Is it better or worse depending on where you live? Anyone use it when they travel?
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#58

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-06-2011 09:24 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

Quote: (04-06-2011 07:44 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.

Sure, but even if she is crazy you still may want to bang her and her tracking you to this forum might make that more difficult.

I realized when I posted that it might come back to this, but I did want to give people an idea of what kind of content works. I re-write my profile enough that it shouldn't really affect what I'm doing. Most of these chicks aren't that internet savvy anyway.

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I noticed a trend with these copypastas , any girl from 18 to 22 loves them , once they hit middle twenty's, they hate on you and call you out.

If the message is good enough as is your profile, it doesn't make much difference. I got 3 more dates for next week lined up...

Quote: (04-06-2011 09:38 PM)rakishness Wrote:  

Has anybody used online dating in more then one city? Is it better or worse depending on where you live? Anyone use it when they travel?

Big cities with surrounding suburbs seem to all do pretty well, it's the college/smaller towns that are a bit more difficult.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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#59

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

So this girl (6.5) is down for drinks, but she lives in a suburb thats a pain in the ass to get to (rearranging part of my schedule to account for traffic, probably at least an hour and 15 minutes each way). She doesn't have a car and doesn't want to take public, but wants me to to pick her up.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-07-2011 10:46 AM)mtwersk22 Wrote:  

So this girl (6.5) is down for drinks, but she lives in a suburb thats a pain in the ass to get to (rearranging part of my schedule to account for traffic, probably at least an hour and 15 minutes each way). She doesn't have a car and doesn't want to take public, but wants me to to pick her up.
Is it worth going all the way out there??[/align]
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#61

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Whoever's using juice in DC (bad game) needs to find a new tactic, you're throwing my shit off now. Yes, hilarious.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-07-2011 10:46 AM)mtwersk22 Wrote:  

So this girl (6.5) is down for drinks, but she lives in a suburb thats a pain in the ass to get to (rearranging part of my schedule to account for traffic, probably at least an hour and 15 minutes each way). She doesn't have a car and doesn't want to take public, but wants me to to pick her up.
Is it worth going all the way out there??[/align]

She's 1 hr 15 mins out of your way
She's too good to take public transportation

I think you know the answer to this. Tell her to meet you halfway or get lost.
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#63

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-06-2011 07:44 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.

This would be true if chicks you meet online were pretty much the same chicks you typically meet in bars. And an online chick was your typical bar rat who had a profile on a dating site.

However this is not the case, at least with 25+ crowd. From my experience vast majority of people you meet online are not bar/club rats, and even if they go out, it is typically a night with friends. At least this was my experience in online game here in US, back in Russia and in Romania. The online crowd is very different from bar crowd - basically they spend as much time online as others spend in bars, they're familiar with caveats and the technology, and know how to use it for their advantage. They also tend to share the information with their girlfriends, and even if they don't try to google your profile, one of her jealous girlfriends likely would.

If you're as paranoid as me, you wouldn't also use the same pictures in different profiles. At this moment there is still no tool to search for the same images, but the face recognition technology in Google is already good enough, and the only issues why this search is not available yet are not technical but legal.
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#64

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

just meet up with a hot 18 year old and her friend. Gonna try and fuck her this weekend.
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#65

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-07-2011 07:16 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

Quote: (04-06-2011 07:44 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.

This would be true if chicks you meet online were pretty much the same chicks you typically meet in bars. And an online chick was your typical bar rat who had a profile on a dating site.

However this is not the case, at least with 25+ crowd. From my experience vast majority of people you meet online are not bar/club rats, and even if they go out, it is typically a night with friends. At least this was my experience in online game here in US, back in Russia and in Romania. The online crowd is very different from bar crowd - basically they spend as much time online as others spend in bars, they're familiar with caveats and the technology, and know how to use it for their advantage. They also tend to share the information with their girlfriends, and even if they don't try to google your profile, one of her jealous girlfriends likely would.

True to an extent. I'd say half of the girls I meet are bar/club rats (or used to be), they just got sick of meeting men there. I don't typically approach girls that I think are online much, those chicks tend to have over-inflated egos and play too many games (aka too much back and forth). I find it best to approach girls who just signed up a few days ago while they are online. Money.

Side note... there is a lesson to be learned here. I definitely won't be sharing any good openers anymore.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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#66

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-08-2011 08:08 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (04-07-2011 07:16 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

Quote: (04-06-2011 07:44 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.

This would be true if chicks you meet online were pretty much the same chicks you typically meet in bars. And an online chick was your typical bar rat who had a profile on a dating site.

However this is not the case, at least with 25+ crowd. From my experience vast majority of people you meet online are not bar/club rats, and even if they go out, it is typically a night with friends. At least this was my experience in online game here in US, back in Russia and in Romania. The online crowd is very different from bar crowd - basically they spend as much time online as others spend in bars, they're familiar with caveats and the technology, and know how to use it for their advantage. They also tend to share the information with their girlfriends, and even if they don't try to google your profile, one of her jealous girlfriends likely would.

True to an extent. I'd say half of the girls I meet are bar/club rats (or used to be), they just got sick of meeting men there. I don't typically approach girls that I think are online much, those chicks tend to have over-inflated egos and play too many games (aka too much back and forth). I find it best to approach girls who just signed up a few days ago while they are online. Money.

Side note... there is a lesson to be learned here. I definitely won't be sharing any good openers anymore.

You people in dc who r using those openers are retarded
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-08-2011 08:08 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Side note... there is a lesson to be learned here. I definitely won't be sharing any good openers anymore.

Yeah, definitely not in open. I tried the posted opener some time ago on a small sample of chicks. The only one I heard back from replied with a link to a forum where the opener was discussed, and a one word comment "retard" (to which I replied "29").

However I still think it is a good idea to share good openers between those who're in different regions assuming we'd get a gentleman agreement NOT to use those openers if we ever approach outside our regions. It is hard, however, to implement.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-07-2011 07:16 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

Quote: (04-06-2011 07:44 PM)houston Wrote:  

If a girl is crazy enough to start snooping around on google because of a stranger's online profile....the bitch is crazy.

This would be true if chicks you meet online were pretty much the same chicks you typically meet in bars. And an online chick was your typical bar rat who had a profile on a dating site.

However this is not the case, at least with 25+ crowd. From my experience vast majority of people you meet online are not bar/club rats, and even if they go out, it is typically a night with friends. At least this was my experience in online game here in US, back in Russia and in Romania. The online crowd is very different from bar crowd - basically they spend as much time online as others spend in bars, they're familiar with caveats and the technology, and know how to use it for their advantage. They also tend to share the information with their girlfriends, and even if they don't try to google your profile, one of her jealous girlfriends likely would.

If you're as paranoid as me, you wouldn't also use the same pictures in different profiles. At this moment there is still no tool to search for the same images, but the face recognition technology in Google is already good enough, and the only issues why this search is not available yet are not technical but legal.


Who cares if they find out or call you out.
I have two 18 year olds , two 19 year olds and one 24 on the go.

Already hooked up with one of the 18 year olds and chilled with the other( shes DTF). Mass spamming is like mass approaching , don't let your feelings get hurt if a bitch calls you out or doesn't respond.
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Too easy ^^^^
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

I'm not surprised this happened. DC is a top 10 city for all my blog readers, and since there are few hotties in the city, it only takes 3 or 4 guys copying and pasting things to run into this problem. If you share online game, it'd be better to share your older stuff.

With "real life" game this just about a nonexistent problem.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Yup. I can't even imagine the amount of emails those 7-8s get on okcupid. The vast majority of the women on there in the DMV are pretty ugly.
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#72

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

A possible countermeasure to chicks googling online game might be to post images of the messages you send instead of copy-pasting the words so they aren't searchable. Still doesn't solve the problem of girls in the same city getting hit with the same copied messages but it's better than nothing.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (04-07-2011 07:16 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

At this moment there is still no tool to search for the same images, but the face recognition technology in Google is already good enough, and the only issues why this search is not available yet are not technical but legal.

Actually, now there is a tool to search for same pics -> tinEye.
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Quote: (04-09-2011 08:07 PM)auroramor Wrote:  

Actually, now there is a tool to search for same pics -> tinEye.

To be clear, I'm not talking about searching for exactly the same picture file.
I'm talking about face recognition technology currently used in Picasa (?) which allows to automatically find you (by face recognition) on pictures shared by others.
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Lol someone from here visited my profile! Waitineedaname, from Washington DC. whoever it was , what do you think of my profile
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