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Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!
#51

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

Quote: (05-18-2011 07:43 AM)K-man Wrote:  

Now, in other settings other responses might be more appropriate. I remember at a pool party I was trying to pick up this beautiful russian girl dancing at the pool edge. She just extended her hand, palm facing me, and said "zamalchi" ("shut up" in russian) - so I tried to push her into the pool. Too bad her friends got her just before she fell in, or it would have turned out very funny (for me).

"Zamalchi" is not really "shut up", it is softer/more polite, like "keep quiet". The closest to "shut up" would be "Zatknis".
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#52

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

Some guys think you should just walk away quiet with your pride and others think you should shut the bitch down and not let her be in power.I think it depeneds on my mood that day.

Good mood - laugh it off and walk away.
Decent or not so good mood - say something disrespectful before I walk off
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#53

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

I was thinking about a response I once gave to a really trashed, rude girl in one of the dive bars I frequent, after she bluntly told me to "Shut up."

I simply laughed, and replied how "classy" she was. Then told her male friend (presumably not her boyfriend) "good luck man" not in an arrogant, jovial or aggressive way, but kind of like you might say to the parent of an unruly child.

To me, when these hos start acting like children or mischievous house pets, that's how you need to treat them. Use the ol' Caesar philosophy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpFRJ2S4BeA

(sorry for the poor quality)
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#54

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

"you need to stop chasing dick, bitch, and raise your son"
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#55

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

I found a few videos on Bitch Shields.












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#56

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

Hey I know I'm bringing up an old thread. Not sure if that's cool or not..
With regard to a girl being rude and acting like a total bitch, don't some of you find that a good thing?

And haven't you found that calling a girl a bitch is absolutely the worst move? I like bitches sometimes, because they soften up eventually and it shows they know how to handle random men. So when you're out with them 99% of men who try and hit on them will fall off just because they can't handle the bitchiness.

Can anyone relate to this??
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#57

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

this thread is gold!
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#58

Best comebacks when dealing with super-bitch!

This was the funniest thing she said: "My bitch shields are down, you don't have to neg me anymore"

LMAO! I'll marry the girl who repeats those words to me.

Mixx
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#59

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Any guy living in a large metro area with millions of desperate dudes should def watch those bitch shield videos. LOL
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#60

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I like bitchy girls, unless she looks like a hog there's a good chance she'll take over my radar the whole night.

BG: Goodbye?
Me:Now that's not something someone says to a dear friend now is it?

you can guess what happens after that 6/10 times, I buy her a couple drinks, spend most of the night with her. Then hope she'll connect me with a couple more of her friends.

my dream is to marry a harem of bitchy italian wimmenz[Image: whip.gif]

Somebody get it in writing, quick!
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#61

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Quote: (06-29-2011 04:18 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

This was the funniest thing she said: "My bitch shields are down, you don't have to neg me anymore"

LOL. That is funny. The "bitch shields are down" part sounds like something out of Star Wars-themed porno.

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#62

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Er, I only wanted to tell you that you had toilet paper on your shoe

*looks at shoe*

The other one

*looks at shoe*

Chuckle and walk away.
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#63

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This is fucking EASY. I have my own style, but i would handle it look this.

Look at her with a big ass grin and go "OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHH"
the sarcastic (oh nooo u didn't) - and smile at her the whole time. works on so many levels.

the other, if i am feeling ballsy i would just say "OH YOU BAD GIRL" - and just like before, look at her and smile. i might walk away gesturing like i'm smacking that ass.
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#64

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If it is in a group situation, a girl is acting cold or straight up being a bitch... I might ask her a question. Something simple, and act like you sincerely want to know.. "Are you married?" Something along those lines. (It is important to note the question aspect, DO NOT make a statement outright, especially an insulting one) I promise 9/10 times she will have to respond, and usually with something so emotionally driven/off the wall, that it's obvious who is in control

ballin
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#65

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Quote: (02-01-2011 01:46 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

I saw one girl do this to 4 guys in a row in a club setting, funny thing is I did not see this guy approach anymore girls after he was psychologically beaten, and probably called it a night when there were more targets around.

This was in Miami wasn't it? I never got this so much as I do here in Miami. It's so ridiculous, a girl won't even let you speak before she shuts you down. You may have the most awesome thing anyone has ever heard to say, but some of these bitches here won't even let you say it. Shit is funny man. I finally just stopped letting it get to me. But yeah, it can definitely put a damper on your night. I'm pretty over these Miami bitches, can't wait to get out of this place, Miami fucking sucks. I came down here thinking it would be a pussy paradise, and yes, there are tons of beautiful women, but they are the hardest in the world. I find I pull better quality even if the place I'm in has 1/4 of the good looking girls MIA has.
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#66

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Quote: (04-13-2012 09:14 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

Quote: (02-01-2011 01:46 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

I saw one girl do this to 4 guys in a row in a club setting, funny thing is I did not see this guy approach anymore girls after he was psychologically beaten, and probably called it a night when there were more targets around.

This was in Miami wasn't it? I never got this so much as I do here in Miami. It's so ridiculous, a girl won't even let you speak before she shuts you down. You may have the most awesome thing anyone has ever heard to say, but some of these bitches here won't even let you say it. Shit is funny man. I finally just stopped letting it get to me. But yeah, it can definitely put a damper on your night. I'm pretty over these Miami bitches, can't wait to get out of this place, Miami fucking sucks. I came down here thinking it would be a pussy paradise, and yes, there are tons of beautiful women, but they are the hardest in the world. I find I pull better quality even if the place I'm in has 1/4 of the good looking girls MIA has.

To think I've lived 15 years of my life in Miami and 10 in Buenos Aires... no wonder I think pickup is hard...
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#67

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I dated an alpha female bitch. She used to literally put her hands into guys chests ( she kind of had to though, so I can't fault her totally ).
I have to respectfully disagree with some of the guys in here who are still going for a 'way in'. Like, I'm thinking of my girl and when she was in full 'bitch' mode, ANYTHING you say is coming from a place of lower value. YOU are nothing to her. Like, looking at her shoes and shaking your head ( for example....no offence meant to the poster meant here ) would to her, in bitch mode, be like a homeless man looking at your shoes and doing that. Do you actually give a shit for this worm??? LOL. Noooooo. ( btw, I do. Not. think the homeless are worms, but, just to give you a sample of her attitude in this mode )

So, this said, I would go for the flat out insult, and, I've been crushed by these c*nts when vulnerable ( first times out in field alone for example ) and they can seriously throw you off your frame. Or, just make you want to go home. I've found, when I've had the last word in dealing with a-holes of any sort, *I* just feel better. So, in my experience, if you want to get to these chicks, scan their bodies for the slightest of flaws, and attack. She's insecure about her nose, or hips, or ass, or legs....something...., even a homeless man can attack these points with real effect. I've said some Naaaaasty stuff back to an attack, and it worked, and it was the ONLY thing that would have worked. I made a couple of chicks cry. It's funny, and they've said "that hurt you know". Well..."yeeeeahh, blowing me off harshly hurt too, so, we're even".

Just to back up my position a bit. I know of a successful player ( very good looking young guy, buff, etc, etc ) who's pulled out some seriously acidic verbal attacks to bitch attitudes. He often-times got laid afterwards...lol.
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#68

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One of the most effective and evil things you can do to a pair of girls is this:

YOU: Are you two friends, like good friends or best friends?

THEM: Ah, Yes!!

YOU: Thought so. Well then you (point to one) know what her (point to the other) favorite color is.

THEM: Red (let's say this is the correct answer)

YOU: Okay and if she could go on vacation anywhere on earth where would it be?

The idea is that if you find just one question that they don't know about their friend, it will ruin their friendship. Its surprisingly effective....try it and see. You will be amazed how sour they will look at each other once they get a question wrong. You just broke their friendship. Its that easy.

There is no way for them to escape it and it will fuck them up for a very long time. They have to answer every single question you ask. That's how slavish girls are to there friends.
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man I was just about to bump this thread for some fbdk. Tonight was an off night. Nothing hooked and every girl was a bitch.

3-4 times, I say something and one of the bitches immediately says, "Move along now.....blah blah we're not interested, GO! Just GO!"

I told them, "why the fuck should I move. Im the type who gives orders not the type who takes orders. if you want me to move I'm not going to and I suggest you move instead." Then I just fucking stood there silently and made it feel really fucking awkward for them. After 1-2 minutes they all moved.

A couple times I used the line, "tell me you don't kiss your mother with that same dirty fucking mouth your using to talk to me." Their responses were not as self-satisfying as I got with the above.

Then a few other times when they do the whole "I'm not interested" bullshit I used the RSD line, "why is it that every time I try to be friendly and talk to a female, she immediately thinks I'm trying to get in her pants. Do you really think you're all that? Do you really walk around with that sense of entitlement all the time? Have you ever heard of just being friendly?"

Was a pretty bad night in terms of game but I ended up self-amusing myself quite well telling these bitches off.
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#70

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Tell her she's being rude, and to behave herself like a good little girl. I've even told girls I'll spank em. They like that
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Funny seeing this here.

Last night I was cruising around downtown L.A. looking for a good venue (everything was a huge cockfest and surprisingly few hotties for a saturday night). I'm standing on a street corner near a club looking at my phone for nearby bars/lounges when a chick and two dudes walk by me. The chick is wasted and high on something, probably coke, walks right up to me and PUNCHES me twice in the chest, looks at me and starts laughing. I was in shock. They started to walk off and I started towards them and fucking yelled at the top of my lungs, "HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT CUNT". They paused and looked at me quietly walked off.

What a shitty night.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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#72

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I would just like to point out, that despite how this chick is trying to come across in the clips above, the Game insights she mentions here are in no way a result of any intellectual labour on her part.

Fact is, she was just another dumb bitch who was herself gamed, banged and put to work as a stooge by PUAs in London. And most if not all of what you’re hearing here, is just her repeating what she’s heard “The Gambler” (a well known London PUA) say a thousand times before.

In my experience, anything insightful, wise or remotely profound that comes out of a woman’s mouth, has been (painstakingly) drummed into her by a (very patient) Man.

The “never listeren to a woman’s advice on picking up woman” rule, is a golden one.
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#73

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"Goodbye!"

"Um...I thought you were my sister's friend...my sister just died of cancer. Sorry to have bothered you."

Whenever confronted by bitchiness, pull the rug out by mentioning something so profoundly tragic it turns the tables. This exposes the psycho bitches as the beasts they are and makes them look bad in front of their friends. Yes, it's lying, but she was already breaking a rule of etiquette, so why not?

One thing men need to remember is that men INVENTED the concept of morality and tend to live by it more. Hence, women's cruelty goes unchecked because they're like kids who don't know it's wrong. If men behaved the way women did, the world would have long since ended with bomb blasts.
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#74

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Brilliant! Target the exact point of weakness.

I'd go further than you and say that not only can a homeless guy get to a woman by calling her "big nose," he can get to her better because she'll think it's something her friend's wont tell her, but a homeless guy can't help but notice.

Quote: (05-03-2012 03:24 PM)Zep Wrote:  

I dated an alpha female bitch. She used to literally put her hands into guys chests ( she kind of had to though, so I can't fault her totally ).
I have to respectfully disagree with some of the guys in here who are still going for a 'way in'. Like, I'm thinking of my girl and when she was in full 'bitch' mode, ANYTHING you say is coming from a place of lower value. YOU are nothing to her. Like, looking at her shoes and shaking your head ( for example....no offence meant to the poster meant here ) would to her, in bitch mode, be like a homeless man looking at your shoes and doing that. Do you actually give a shit for this worm??? LOL. Noooooo. ( btw, I do. Not. think the homeless are worms, but, just to give you a sample of her attitude in this mode )

So, this said, I would go for the flat out insult, and, I've been crushed by these c*nts when vulnerable ( first times out in field alone for example ) and they can seriously throw you off your frame. Or, just make you want to go home. I've found, when I've had the last word in dealing with a-holes of any sort, *I* just feel better. So, in my experience, if you want to get to these chicks, scan their bodies for the slightest of flaws, and attack. She's insecure about her nose, or hips, or ass, or legs....something...., even a homeless man can attack these points with real effect. I've said some Naaaaasty stuff back to an attack, and it worked, and it was the ONLY thing that would have worked. I made a couple of chicks cry. It's funny, and they've said "that hurt you know". Well..."yeeeeahh, blowing me off harshly hurt too, so, we're even".

Just to back up my position a bit. I know of a successful player ( very good looking young guy, buff, etc, etc ) who's pulled out some seriously acidic verbal attacks to bitch attitudes. He often-times got laid afterwards...lol.
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#75

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I personally don’t like using harsh put downs when dealing with a bitch.

Although my Dad did alway say to me “ you've got to fight fire with fire”. (Think that might be why he got kicked out of the Fire Service)!

I agree that cutting a bitch down with a bitchy crack of your own may give you some short term gratification. However it also tends to alter your own state and puts you in the wrong frame for the rest of the night. It also shows her that she’s got to you. Which was probably her intention in the first place.

These are your three options when you find yourself talking to a bitch :

a) Exit (stage left)
b) Stay and fight (like a man)
c) Make a Tactical Withdrawal (like a weasel)


a) Ask her a question that you’re sure she will answer (something about herself is your best bet). Just when she’s in the middle of her answer, put your hand up to her mouth and stop her. Then look her straight in the eye and say “this is boring” turn around and leave.

b) A man’s greatest weapon in the battle of the sexes is Humour. Laugh at her bitchiness. Roll your eyes, interrupt her, pretend to mishear her, make her repeat herself but always keep it light and funny on your part. Your goal is to make it clear to her that you’re not taking her seriously. Doing this right will give you the best chance of snapping her out of it.

c) Do exactly the same as in “a” but this time say “I’m bored. I’m going to get a drink” or I’m bored. I’m going for a smoke” turn around and go. You never know, she may even follow you or just turn up at the bar or smoking area. But anyhow, make sure when you bump into her later, you say with a smile, “have you calmed down yet?” (Don’t forget the smile)

As for me, I’ll weasel it every time.
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