[Days of Broken Arrows]

This is probably a silly idea, but here goes:

Has anyone ever though of selling fake IDs, but in reverse? Meaning the IDs would claim you were a few years younger than you are, not older.

The reason for this, of course, is if a guy fudges his age to a woman and the woman checks his ID the next morning when he's in the shower. (Not that this has ever happened, but some of us might worry.)

With the greying of the population of America, I think this would be a really lucrative business. Even cougars might want this. Hell, especially cougars.

And I wonder if cops could even bust you for this. It's not like you're gonna use it to buy alcohol illegally.

[Atlantic]

Thats a good idea. Maybe even fake nationalities. Have our Indian brothers pretending they are Italian or something.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(04-14-2014 11:54 PM)Atlantic Wrote:  

Thats a good idea. Maybe even fake nationalities. Have our Indian brothers pretending they are Italian or something.

Driver's licenses only list race, not nationality, but they could switch it to white and say they're Italian (or half).

While we're lying about things, this would also be a good way to make yourself whatever height and weight you want -- within reason, of course.

[Christian McQueen]

"This is probably a silly idea"

[Giovonny]

(04-14-2014 11:15 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

This is probably a silly idea

Silly???

I"m trying to get a "reverse fake ID" right now!

Girls always find out my real age and get pissed. I'm sure they go thru my stuff when I'm in the shower!

I need this!

[Virtus]

Buy one on the dark web

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(04-15-2014 01:10 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  

Girls always find out my real age and get pissed. I'm sure they go thru my stuff when I'm in the shower!

Get them into the shower too so they're not able to snoop!

[Deluge]

(04-15-2014 01:10 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  

(04-14-2014 11:15 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

This is probably a silly idea

Silly???

I"m trying to get a "reverse fake ID" right now!

Girls always find out my real age and get pissed. I'm sure they go thru my stuff when I'm in the shower!

I need this!

Off-topic but: do they care much when they find out, or is the damage done usually repairable?

[Menace]

There are already sites that will generate a fake DL for you. Put whatever age you want in there and you're good to go.

http://www.underground-review.com/F_ID.html

[Seth_Rose]

I like the idea, but it is illegal. I doubt a person using one would get in too much trouble (although it is still a 1st degree misdemeanor in most cases), but the guy making 'em would be in a lot more.

[Dr. Howard]

The idea may be ok, but I think the ploy may be better. What about just a fake birthday card on your nightstand if thats when girls are snooping "Happy 28th birthday Giovonny, love some other woman" I keep my wallet in the same locked spot as my passport etc so if girl were to snoop she'd be unlocking and getting into all sorts of documents she shouldn't be touching.

You will get busted on any angle if she does a basic search of court records online though.

[Giovonny]

(04-15-2014 06:11 AM)Deluge Wrote:  

Off-topic but: do they care much when they find out, or is the damage done usually repairable?

They get mad because they realize that I have been lying to them.

They feel tricked.

Then, they calm down and realize that I am still the same guy, I am just a little older then they thought.

Sometimes, they accept it and think its hot that I am older. Sometimes, they break up with me because of it.

It can go both ways.

(04-15-2014 09:57 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

What about just a fake birthday card on your nightstand

"Happy 28th birthday Giovonny,

That would work but she will still see my drivers license at some point. I always have to pull it out to buy booze, get into venues etc,

The fake ID would be better.

(04-15-2014 09:57 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

You will get busted on any angle if she does a basic search of court records online though.

I have gotten busted like that before.

They google my name and can see articles from when I was in college.

(04-15-2014 09:06 AM)Seth_Rose Wrote:  

I like the idea, but it is illegal.

Most laws are blue pill. I ignore them.

(04-15-2014 01:43 AM)calihunter Wrote:  

Buy one on the dark web

Got a link?

Just kidding.

*****

Girls will sometimes say.. "you dont act like a 29yo", "you dont talk like a29yo", etc.

One girl even said.. "you don't smell like a 29yo".

I'm going to experiment with honesty!

Just kidding, I'm still 29!

Better to lie and bang a young cuties then tell the truth and not bang her.

I always say.. "baby, if i told you my real age you wouldn't have given us a chance", "there's too much cultural bullshit about age"