[purelife]

Hahaha, it's really not a big deal. People were making observations about a picture it's not the end of the world. Whenever I go to a girl's room it's usually a mess so i was just so surprised to see a girl with such a spartan room. And to be honest, the toes thing is freaky but I was more intrigued that such a beautiful girl would have such an odd taste in hats on the wall of her bedroom!!! Hahaha. I apologize if the observation was off topic, but it did seem really funny to me. And I definitely apologize if I accidentally blew up your spot. I wasn't calling bullshit that you really smashed that chick but taking the picture down and asking to close the thread does now make me wonder if you did.

[truedat]

Choking, slapping, foot on the head during doggy style with a 19yo. Prolly not that crazy though since she is amerikan. The ones who get off on being treated like a dog are fun IMO.

Toe in the pussy while she sucked my cock was my weirdest. She was a 30+ er though.

[MiXX]

(01-19-2011 12:48 PM)Mystik Wrote:  

The freakiest story that I have heard was from my friend. Its too disgusting to post. Think of feces and vomit and you will get an idea of what I am talking about. But this woman was in her 30ies.

There you go MiXX

I was hoping to get first-hand experience stories.

mixx

[MiXX]

(01-19-2011 01:10 PM)purelife Wrote:  

I wasn't calling bullshit that you really smashed that chick but taking the picture down and asking to close the thread does now make me wonder if you did.

Dude - seriously? Look at my reputation on this forum before you type this as a noob, honestly, I could care less if you think I did or dod not bang her. Approval points is not what I was curious about.

Mixx

[Rocco81]

I do find it a bit gay some dudes would be questioning a chics room and how much her interior decorating skills are.

MiXX don't worry about the new guys, they know not what they speaketh brother.

[Veloce]

Two recent experiences:

21yo that wanted me to cum in her mouth after I'd fucked her on her period. I even said during: "Um...I'm pretty sure....uh, I have some, you know, blood...on me." She was like, "I know, stick your dick in my mouth." I actually stopped seeing her because of this, I was pretty grossed out.

And recent 27 year old that after 1 bang started sexting me fantasies about handcuffs and receiving facials, of which I obliged the latter.

Lately I've been more daring that after banging a girl, I'll joke with her about kinkier stuff just to gauge the response, and I'd say the majority of the time it's well received.

[Duke Castile]

I went home with a girl when I was out in Chicago. She seemed normal enough until I walked into her apartment.

Craziest shit I ever saw.

The whole place, the pillows on the couch, the utensils in the drawers, the cups in the cabinets, the magnets on the fridge, the pictures on the wall, everything and I mean EVERYTHING, was covered in;

Images of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

That's right. A goddamned motif built around a Winnie the Pooh character.

I almost ran out of there.

[oldnemesis]

(01-21-2011 02:00 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

I almost ran out of there.

But I hope you at least fucked her before running out? I mean, who cares about that shit?

[Johnny Orleans]

Well then you should have put on the Tigger costume and bounced in that ass. Then talk dirty to her in your Tigger voice. FUCK! What's her number?

[Johnny Orleans]

I've been with my fair share of older women but, pretty bland for the most part. I've seen the occasional chokers, salad tossers, the "hit me's", and once I had this Cuban chick that had some black as night and thick as buckwheat hair right above the ass crack. One time I got high and thought it would be funny to pull it while I was hitting from the back but she didn't say anything. I think she enjoyed it, but I was bustin' out laughing in the inside. I don't know how that's relevant but funny none-the-less. And all these broads were under 27. I'm only 22 and have alot of fuckin' left to do, I'm 100% sure I'll be back to this thread.

[Screwston]

I fucked an 18 yr old girl a while back and she wanted me to gang bang her with 5 of her guy friends. I said no but fucked her up her ass and busted on her face. She liked me calling her a bitch, slapping her, choking her, porno shit like that. Didn't even use lube, she fucked like a porn star.

The thing that grossed me out and I'm a nasty muthafucka is when she said she used to watch animal porn and wanted me to get a dog to fuck her. My boy said I should of got a mutt to do it haha

[Moma]

(03-21-2011 03:08 AM)houston Wrote:  

I fucked an 18 yr old girl a while back and she wanted me to gang bang her with 5 of her guy friends. I said no but fucked her up her ass and busted on her face. She liked me calling her a bitch, slapping her, choking her, porno shit like that. Didn't even use lube, she fucked like a porn star.

The thing that grossed me out and I'm a nasty muthafucka is when she said she used to watch animal porn and wanted me to get a dog to fuck her. My boy said I should of got a mutt to do it haha

Damn you guys in America really live it up...

[Veloce]

I've been banging this Korean girl recently. Very sexual girl, definitely not relationship material but one of those girls you get the vibe is very sexually open. Great threesome potential here.

Every time she comes over she looks great; she's got great style and usually rocks short skirts, cute blouses, makeup, and heels. Unfortunately she's got short hair but I'll let it slide since she styles it nicely and she's a hairstylist. Last night she was rocking knee socks. I commented about them and she said, "Yeah, going for that schoolgirl look." I said something about going to the Hustler store to get a plaid skirt and she says, "I have one." Told her to wear it over sometime and she looks at me and says, "Only if you wear a clown suit."

Come again?

I laugh, and look at her like she's nuts. Funny joke I'm thinking, but then I'm looking at her and she's staring at me like, "What?" This girl is fucking serious. I do my best to NOT give her a hard time and guilt trip her, keep an open mind, and tell her that seems like way too much work to go out and get a clown outfit, nevermind the fact that I'M NEVER DRESSING LIKE A GODDAMN CLOWN EVER FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE. I can't imagine how many guys she's fucked or how much sex she's had that she has to resort to clown rape fantasies to get off, but whatever. I ask her if she's got any other fantasies that don't involve shopping at a Halloween store.

"Tennis player. White short shorts, polo shirt, headband, white socks pulled up." I say fine, that's doable. You want me to rock a Pete Sampras, whatever gets you off sweetheart. Some schoolgirl action, preferably with one her girlfriends in tow, would be worth it to me.

Here's the thing; my ex, the Filipino, had a fantasy of me dressing up as, wait for it....Sasquatch. She went so far as to tell me that she has some friends who have a sasquatch outfit that they used for some stupid indy movie and she could get it for me. Rape fantasy of course.

There something in the water supply here? I'm one freaky dude, I've done a lot of freaky shit, but then I hear girls tell me these fantasies and they make ME feel vanilla. I'm also pretty sure that if they've gotten that far in their fantasies, that they've tried everything leading up to it, including gangbangs of every type.

I feel bad for the guy that eventually wifes them up.

[Aliblahba]

(04-01-2013 10:30 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

I'M NEVER DRESSING LIKE A GODDAMN CLOWN EVER FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.

I got 5 to 1 odds this will be the dude this weekend.



   

[Veloce]

The worst part is I know if I rocked that outfit these sluts would cream themselves.

In case anyone's wondering, no that post was not an April Fool's post. In a way I wish it was.

[Aliblahba]

Go for it. For real. I've done weird things to satisfy a girls fetish, but I put down my demands beforehand. If she wanted to see me in a clown suit, I'd demand a 3some later, or whatever freaky shit I want to see. It's give and take, and I love the negotiations, which usually occur during sex. Get her real worked up on the clown suit, and start having her get ready for your fantasy.

[Player_1337]

(01-18-2011 11:41 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

I have banged lots of women in my life, and I thought I have seen it all, heard it all. I f-closed a girl last night from a cold street approach a few weeks before (around NYE). Now, I expect that older, more experienced women to ask me to do weird shit in bed, but never never form a 23 year old. Normally, I would not get sexually aroused unless I let her suck on my toes. I'm serious! She kept telling me how beautiful my feet were, and that it extremely turned her on to allow her to suck on my toes as if giving my big toe a bareback blow job. She said she did not even want her pussy licked, that it really did little for her, and nothing excited her more than taking my feet, and just licking them all over. wtf?

Now, I don't really get turned on by a woman sucking on my toes for an hour, but this girl did not want to do anything else but suck on my toes all night, and she actually was having a near orgasmic experience.

Finally, I told her that she either sucks my cock, or I'm not letting her worship my feet - she complied and started begging me to please let her suck on my toes and lick my feet some more.

After we banged, she said that the only way she would cum and have a complete orgasm is to take all of my toes, and put them in her mouth and wiggle them around. Then, after hours of her salivating all over my feet, she started taking pictures and video of my feet to sexually masturbate to later on. wtf?

Anyway, beautiful girl, but I just do not see how sucking toes is a fucking orgasmic event for anyone.

Anyone else have these weird fetish girls around?

Mixx

Just when I thought I'd had some weird encounters... This scenario is outrageously bizarre.

[Menace]

I think you should dress like a clown. YOLO bro!

[Screwston]

I fucked a white girl a while back that was into feet. Ive started to ask girls about their fetishes and fantasies over the phone before we go out or have sex. Im getting nastier as i get older. Anyways, this freak told me she has a thing for feet. Sucking and rubbing them gets her wet.

We get on my couch a few weeks later and shes massaging my back while i lay down. I feel her rubbing my feet and ask her if she wants to massage them. She says yeah and i make her say please. She starts massaging them then sucking on them like crazy. I was just staring at her thinking "you nasty bitch". She does that for a while then tells me to lay down so she can massage my back again. She starts massaging my ass and takes off my shorts...ok. Then she starts licking my crack down to my asshole haha. I guess tossing salads got her going because i had to force her to stop after a while and suck my dick.

Fucked her doggy for a little and did a classic Nacho Vidal move that Ive always wanted to try. Put my foot on her head and stuffed it in the couch. Then stuffed my foot in her mouth while i continued slamming her. She kept saying "oh my god" and "dont stop" with my foot in her mouth haha. I busted and she said i should of stuck some toes in her pussy! Crazy ass bitch.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I'm still laughing at the sasquatch story.

[greensteelhead]

Sasquatch and the clown....Jesus!

I was talking with this chick, and she has some weird as electric wand vibrator thing. It emits a pulse of electric....like fucking electric shock/cowprod. I guess you can hold one end and touch someone else and shock them too. She wants to show me it, and she has used it on other guys and girls. What the fuck is that?

I figured this thread would have exploded given how all chicks got hot and bothered by 50 Shades of Grey shit.