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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies
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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

That's one small step for laziness, one giant leap for SIFdom:

http://prettysmartwomen.com/skinneepixapp/ (dat URL)

Rather than work out and eat right, two nightmare-inducing wall victims created an app to make you look skinnier when you take a selfie. The delusion train is running full speed as they claim the app is actually motivational:

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The SkinneePix app photos help me see that I don’t have to get back to that old weight. I just have to get to a point where I feel healthier. Whether that is 15 lbs, 30, 45, whatever, I will make this journey in 15-pound increments. And when I am having a bad day or bad moment, I will open my phone to that picture and look at my smiling face. There are no packaged meals, or shakes or anything like that. It is “me and my Selfie.” I walk with my phone in one hand with my Selfie pic from my SkinneePix app smiling up at me. Today I walked further than I have walked in a year!






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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Just tweeted this:

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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Hold on a minute, I thought big was beautiful?

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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Quote: (04-07-2014 11:14 AM)dreambig Wrote:  

Hold on a minute, I thought big was beautiful?

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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men
  • Pottery
  • Tools
  • Writing
  • The moving press
  • The telescope
  • Classical music
  • Penicillin
  • The telephone
  • The automobile
  • Every major sport
  • The airplane
  • The moving picture
  • The Internet
  • Smartphones
Women
  • An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny

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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

^^ This would be an interesting RoK article that would create some noise I bet.

Maybe all that needs to be posted is just what you bullet pointed.

Fate whispers to the warrior, "You cannot withstand the storm." And the warrior whispers back, "I am the storm."

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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Quote: (04-07-2014 11:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men
  • Pottery
  • Tools
  • Writing
  • The moving press
  • The telescope
  • Classical music
  • Penicillin
  • The telephone
  • The automobile
  • Every major sport
  • The airplane
  • The moving picture
  • The Internet
  • Smartphones
Women
  • An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny

"Invented" = "Had an idea then paid a man/men to execute it properly."

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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Quote: (04-07-2014 11:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men
  • Pottery
  • Tools
  • Writing
  • The moving press
  • The telescope
  • Classical music
  • Penicillin
  • The telephone
  • The automobile
  • Every major sport
  • The airplane
  • The moving picture
  • The Internet
  • Smartphones
Women
  • An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny

Don't forget:
  • Spanx, a garment that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny
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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Aren't these the same tricks that respond with outrage when it's revealed that a celebrity bitch's picture on the cover of a magazine was photoshopped to make her look thinner? But it's cool to essentially do the same thing to THEIR OWN pics when disseminating them to the world online?

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Does it even work? Lol. I cant tell the difference between the before and after photos.
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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Quote: (04-07-2014 01:59 PM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

Does it even work? Lol. I cant tell the difference between the before and after photos.

Ha! There should be a weight limit on it. A warning like, "Not effective on women over 200 lbs."

Like the morning after pill, I heard there was a weight limit for it to be effective.

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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Quote: (04-07-2014 02:58 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Like the morning after pill, I heard there was a weight limit for it to be effective.

So thats why there are so many council rats running about with multiple kids.
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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

Quote: (04-07-2014 11:50 AM)lurker Wrote:  

Quote: (04-07-2014 11:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men
  • Pottery
  • Tools
  • Writing
  • The moving press
  • The telescope
  • Classical music
  • Penicillin
  • The telephone
  • The automobile
  • Every major sport
  • The airplane
  • The moving picture
  • The Internet
  • Smartphones
Women
  • An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny

Don't forget:
  • Spanx, a garment that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny

OK, OK. To be fair, a woman did accidentally invent Kevlar a few decades ago. But she wasn't involved at all in adapting it for product use.
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Fat, ugly women create app to shed 15 lbs off of selfies

"It's supposed to be used as a tool to motivate women to lose weight."


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