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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

http://gawker.com/every-man-in-north-kor...1552031556

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North Korean Dear Leader/monster Kim Jong-Un is now requiring every man in the country to copy his exact haircut. The rule was reportedly introduced in Pyongyang two weeks ago.

Until now, there have been 28 government-approved hairstyles in North Korea—10 for men and 18 for women.

Long hair has been discouraged by North Korean state TV since 2005, when a campaign warned men that too much hair could consume vital nutrients, stunting brain development. The campaign recommended they schedule haircuts every 15 days.

Now the state is going a step further, reducing men's hair options to one: Kim's famous center-parted 'do.

If it weren't mandated, Kim's style wouldn't be particularly popular. Before it was known as the "Dear Leader" haircut, Koreans mostly associated it with Chinese smugglers.

"Until the mid-2000s, we called it the 'Chinese smuggler haircut," a former Pyongyang resident told the Korea Times.

Incidentally, the previous "Dear Leader" haircut, Kim Jong-Il's trademark bouffant, is no longer an option.

Update: NK News is expressing skepticism that the new rule, if it's real, will affect most North Koreans' lives. Sources visiting Pyongyang as recently as last week said they hadn't seen many men wearing Kim's distinctive hairstyle.

And even if the rule were in effect, enforcement wouldn't be particularly strict.

"The fashion enforcers are normally students required to 'volunteer' a couple of times a year and are stationed by bus stops, metro stops and busy street corners," and the worst consequence men would suffer is "a talking-to" for multiple violations, a source told NK News.

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

If Tuthmosis was the leader of North Korea, he could implement a Long Hair Rule for Women.

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

As if picking a face out of a crowd wasn't difficult already:

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

This regime is one of the most horrific ones in history, poor souls.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

How about....
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

We are looking at te next hipster style.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

Good think Skrillex isn't a dictator.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

Just in, Obama orders all Americans to get a 1 buzz cut with a line up.

The power of power.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

The story is anti-Korea bullshit, but it would be hilarious if he really ordered it.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

Kim should better think how to get everyone as chubby as he is.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

Some people have one body double.
Some have multiple doubles.
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Kim has a WHOLE country of them now - go big od go home [Image: biggrin.gif]

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

It's probably so that if they make an attempt on his life, it's harder to pick out the real cat from millions of clones.

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Quote: (03-27-2014 05:31 AM)Moma Wrote:  

It's probably so that if they make an attempt on his life, it's harder to pick out the real cat from millions of clones.

Yup - people can hate him for being a dictator, meddling in people's affairs or not fixing his country, but the fact is, he's far from stupid and definitely knows his stuff - he has so much money and power (hell, he even has his own country that he can use as his plaything) that he doesn't really care.

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

What are bald dudes going to do? Wear a hair piece?

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

This guy is the most unintentionally hilarious person since Mike Tyson.

Funny "anime" about him: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/674002...im-jong-un

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

North Korea is by far the most bizarre, totalitarian country that is every existed.

If people want to get an idea of this place, I highly recommend reading the book "Nothing to Envy" and seeing the documentary Camp 14.

The stories that are shared, and the brutality people go through in the country is mind-boggling. I really have trouble fathoming that a country like this exists.

America definitely has it's problems, but read or watch the book/movie, and you'll be so glad to be living in the old U.S.A.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

Quote: (03-27-2014 07:01 AM)bacon Wrote:  

What are bald dudes going to do? Wear a hair piece?

They will be considered "expendable" - it's their fault for daring to be bald and ruining the perfect haircut nation [Image: lol.gif]

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

Meh. It ain't that bad of a haircut.
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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

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Every Man in North Korea Now Has to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut

North Korean flag just got a bit easier to capture (though still insanely hard)

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