0 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men
04-08-2014, 08:02 PM
I disagree with all of these. They are terrible.
Come on guys. 95% of this is beta bitch, you go girlism, mainstream stupidity. Very few of these points had any validity.
Hell no. You should be watching Internet porn WITH him and using it as a users manual. Watch and repeat.
You probably could cause him to make changes if he's desperate enough to be with you. But doing so will turn him into a little bitch and you won't be attracted to him anymore. So you shouldn't
You should want him to check out other women. Do you really want to be dating a gay man?
Lots of guys will choose you over their friends if you push them to and they'll end up being miserable bitches as a result.
Actually this one might be true.
Relationships shouldn't include fights at all. They are a waste of time.
Well, duh.
If a guy puts up with this, he deserves to be with a bitch like you.
Guys, if she doesn't put out...just go sleep with one of the other women in your harem that night.
No, he isn't, unless he's beta.
I don't. Lots of guys don't.
If you haven't already tried to set up some threesomes, just in case he wants to bang your friends, you have failed as a girlfriend.
Hold it. There's enough "you go girlism" going around already. The odds are very slim that you could beat him at pool if he takes it seriously at all, due to women's poor spacial awareness.
There's nothing hotter than a woman who doesn't put on 6 LB per year between 25 and 40.
Not acting like sex is a chore would be a good start.
Why the hell is he buying you jewelry?
This is stupid. What guys don't want is for you to think that you are an independent lady, despite constantly needing help from your father, him and the state.
There is no such thing as an independent lady. If some guy isn't subsidizing her lifestyle, the government is.
If you gain more than 5 LB, admit your failure, disappear and come back when you've lost the unwanted fat face.
Do you want him for who he is or do you just want a wedding cake and lots of attention.
Marriage is a special means of raping men, so if you expect him to marry you at any point, you're probably dating someone uneducated or stupid.
If you even think an ultimatum will work, you are dating a beta bitch.
In this day and age, this is laughable.
No, you might get away with it. But if you aren't dating a beta bitch, then he doesn't believe a word that comes out of your mouth, because you are female.
No, he just wants you to shut up long enough for him to enjoy himself.
No, you should look amazing, but you had better be ready to go on time too.
Wrong.
Yes, absolutely.
No, he knows that you don't know how to have fun without a man and he understands that he'll have to expose you to new things if the two of you aren't going to end up having a lame time all the time.
Who cares what you want?
If a girl needs this pointed out to her, she is already too damaged to count for much.
What the hell does this even mean?
No, what goes on in women's head is sick. We know about the rape fantasies.
Nope.
Yes, but not because he deserves it. Because if you eat it, you'll get fat and then no one will want you.
QFT.
Pro-tip: he knows you're lying about your number, you lying bitch.
Who cares.
He should cheat on you.
More beta bitch drivel.
Women only win in their heads, so this is a given.
Skip the chick flick and just give him the blowjob. If he watches a chick flick with you, never speak to him again.
Speaking of Threesome, why haven't you already arranged several for him?
It's not like you have female friends for the intellectual stimulation.
Since when do men need compliments from women to feel good about themselves?
Hint: You're a woman. You are probably always wrong.
Why isn't this a given?
He's better.
...because he doesn't have sex with his mother.
Women are NOT complicated.
They just have hamsters that disguise the simplicity with inane ramblings and drama.
Come on guys. 95% of this is beta bitch, you go girlism, mainstream stupidity. Very few of these points had any validity.
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1. You Gotta Stay Away From His Internet Search History
Hell no. You should be watching Internet porn WITH him and using it as a users manual. Watch and repeat.
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2. You Can’t Change Him
You probably could cause him to make changes if he's desperate enough to be with you. But doing so will turn him into a little bitch and you won't be attracted to him anymore. So you shouldn't
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3. You Shouldn’t Take It Personally When He Checks Out Other Women
You should want him to check out other women. Do you really want to be dating a gay man?
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4. He Will Choose His Friends Over You
Lots of guys will choose you over their friends if you push them to and they'll end up being miserable bitches as a result.
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5. Never Criticize His Mother
Actually this one might be true.
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6. You Have To Let Shit Go
Relationships shouldn't include fights at all. They are a waste of time.
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7. Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want To Know The Answers To
Well, duh.
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8. You Can’t Bombard Him The Second He Walks In The Door
If a guy puts up with this, he deserves to be with a bitch like you.
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9. Withholding Sex Is A Dangerous Game
Guys, if she doesn't put out...just go sleep with one of the other women in your harem that night.
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10. He’s Jealous Of All Your Straight Guy Friends
No, he isn't, unless he's beta.
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11. He Wants To Try Anal
I don't. Lots of guys don't.
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12. He Wants To Bang Your Friends
If you haven't already tried to set up some threesomes, just in case he wants to bang your friends, you have failed as a girlfriend.
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13. You Should Learn To Play Pool
There’s nothing hotter than a chick who can beat you in pool.
Hold it. There's enough "you go girlism" going around already. The odds are very slim that you could beat him at pool if he takes it seriously at all, due to women's poor spacial awareness.
There's nothing hotter than a woman who doesn't put on 6 LB per year between 25 and 40.
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14. He Wants You To Seduce Him
Not acting like sex is a chore would be a good start.
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15. He Notices When You Don’t Wear The Jewelry He Bought You
Why the hell is he buying you jewelry?
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16. He Wants You To Need Him
Sure, you’re an independent lady and he likes that. But he also wants to feel useful. So let him change a light bulb and open pickle jars for you. It boosts his self-esteem.
This is stupid. What guys don't want is for you to think that you are an independent lady, despite constantly needing help from your father, him and the state.
There is no such thing as an independent lady. If some guy isn't subsidizing her lifestyle, the government is.
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17. You’ve Got To Watch Your Weight
If you gain more than 5 LB, admit your failure, disappear and come back when you've lost the unwanted fat face.
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18. If You’ve Been Living Together For Longer Than Three Years, He’s Not Going To Marry You
Do you want him for who he is or do you just want a wedding cake and lots of attention.
Marriage is a special means of raping men, so if you expect him to marry you at any point, you're probably dating someone uneducated or stupid.
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19. Ultimatums Do NOT Work
Any time you try to force a guy to do anything, he WILL resent you for it. Try an honest talk about how you feel and what you want out of the relationship before you give him an “either/or.”
If you even think an ultimatum will work, you are dating a beta bitch.
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20. He Wants Kids
In this day and age, this is laughable.
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21. He Knows When You’re Lying To Him
No, you might get away with it. But if you aren't dating a beta bitch, then he doesn't believe a word that comes out of your mouth, because you are female.
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22. He Wants You To Like What He Likes
No, he just wants you to shut up long enough for him to enjoy himself.
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23. He Thought You Looked Good In That First Outfit
The more you change clothes before you go out, the more impatient he gets. After the second one, he doesn’t care anymore. Just pick one and let’s go!
No, you should look amazing, but you had better be ready to go on time too.
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24. He Has No Interest In Shoes
Wrong.
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25. You Should Always Take His Side
Within reason. But if he’s involved in some kind of debate and you take sides against him in public, he will never forgive you.
Yes, absolutely.
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26. He Wants You To Expose Him To New Things
No, he knows that you don't know how to have fun without a man and he understands that he'll have to expose you to new things if the two of you aren't going to end up having a lame time all the time.
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27. You Need To Tell Him Exactly What You Want
Who cares what you want?
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28. He Hates That Short Haircut
If a girl needs this pointed out to her, she is already too damaged to count for much.
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31. He Wants You To Be His Muse
What the hell does this even mean?
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32. Whatever It Is You Want In Bed, He WILL Do It
Don’t be embarrassed to ask for it. Whatever you sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it’s PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head.
No, what goes on in women's head is sick. We know about the rape fantasies.
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33. He Needs To Lean On You Sometimes
Most of us are pretty good at shouldering our burdens, but every so often, they get too heavy. But don’t sit him down and make him talk about his feelings—that’s YOUR thing. Just do some little things for him to pick up his slack when he’s overwhelmed.
Nope.
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34. Save The Big Piece Of Chicken For Him
He works hard, he doesn’t complain much. He deserves it (thanks to Chris Rock for that one).
Yes, but not because he deserves it. Because if you eat it, you'll get fat and then no one will want you.
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35. Don’t EVER Emasculate Him
Even if you’re just joking. I promise you, he won’t think it’s funny. And if you do it during a fight, your relationship might never recover.
QFT.
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36. He Doesn’t Want To Hear About Your Sexual Past
If you feel the need to give him a number, fine, but don’t get into what you did with whom, no matter how much he asks. I promise you, he doesn’t want to know.
Pro-tip: he knows you're lying about your number, you lying bitch.
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37. He Wants To Be The Best Lover You’ve Ever Had
Who cares.
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38. If He Cheats On You Once, He’ll Do It Again
He should cheat on you.
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40. You Need To Be His Moral Compass
He looks to his woman to keep him in check. Make sure he always does the right thing.
More beta bitch drivel.
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41. You Should Let Him Win Sometimes
Men hate it when you’re better at them at what they love. He has a fragile ego, and sorry, but you need you to cater to it sometimes. If you throw a game and he gloats, though, all bets are off.
Women only win in their heads, so this is a given.
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42. If You Make Him Watch A Chick Flick, At Least Give Him A Blowjob Afterwards
Skip the chick flick and just give him the blowjob. If he watches a chick flick with you, never speak to him again.
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43. Speaking Of Threesomes… He Will NEVER Stop Trying
Speaking of Threesome, why haven't you already arranged several for him?
It's not like you have female friends for the intellectual stimulation.
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44. He Needs Quiet Sometimes
You don’t have to fill the silence with pointless chatter and small talk. If you’re comfortable together, you should be able to just shut the fuck up every once in a while.
[quote]45. You Should Compliment Him More
Since when do men need compliments from women to feel good about themselves?
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46. You Don’t Always Have To Be Right
Hint: You're a woman. You are probably always wrong.
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47. Make Sure You Look Just As Good When You Go Out With Him As When You Go Out With The Girls
Why isn't this a given?
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48. He’s Not Your Dad
He's better.
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49. You’re Not His Mother
...because he doesn't have sex with his mother.
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50. He’s Not As Complicated As You Are
Women are NOT complicated.
They just have hamsters that disguise the simplicity with inane ramblings and drama.
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