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Per the thread title, please describe the biggest, nastiest asswipe you have had the misfortune of knowing.
Describe The Biggest Asshole You've Met In Your Life
Per the thread title, please describe the biggest, nastiest asswipe you have had the misfortune of knowing.
I can think of two professors in medical school who had fiery tempers and generally treated people like shit and gave often absurd orders.
They sat in their offices all though not doing any real work and then complaining that the doctors weren't pulling their weight.
I've since realised that many people use asshole behaviour in order to avoid doing work. If you're constantly shouting at people, people are going to be too afraid to ask you to do anything. Giving absurd or ridiculous orders also helps because then everyone avoids you, which again protects you from having to get involved with work issues.
They sat in their offices all though not doing any real work and then complaining that the doctors weren't pulling their weight.
I've since realised that many people use asshole behaviour in order to avoid doing work. If you're constantly shouting at people, people are going to be too afraid to ask you to do anything. Giving absurd or ridiculous orders also helps because then everyone avoids you, which again protects you from having to get involved with work issues.
What kind of pussy would let some woman boss grab him by the mouth and say that shit??
Me.
Biggest asshole I've ever met? Not any woman, the bad ones in my life tend to be liars and justifiers of selfish decisions. Calling them assholes would be like calling a crocodile an asshole for eating a widebeast. Its their nature. The biggest asshole I've met is a member of my family, he will plot revenge for years, get under people's skin and cause them to have meltdowns or inflict the cruel torture of a super villain. He drove me crazy as a kid, but as a adult, the best plot i've seen was this:
He suspected his girlfriend was talking to an ex boyfriend on facebook, so he trolled the guy by creating an immaculately detailed fake profile of a girl. He gained the guys confidence and over the span of months established trust and convinced him that they mutually knew the girlfriend. So he outed her in some sort of rage fury right? no. He convinced her she was going crazy. Over the course of at least a month he would just say things in normal converstation that pertained to details of her relationship with this guy from years ago or conversations they were having online and then drop it completely. He would say something like "oh that sounds like something Jenny French would say" and then drop it, Jenny French (fake name) being a friend of the ex boyfriend that the girlfriend knew but my family member had no reason to know. If she asked "did you say Jenny French" he would just say no, or say "no I was saying "I really like french fries"
As time goes on, he gets the online ex boyfriend to start talking shit about the girlfriend. One night, in public, on the girlfriends birthday even, he starts to say more things but continue on with them when she asks questions. She starts crying and yelling "what the fuck, what is going on" and clutching her temples like she is having a stroke. He just calmly continues talking. She continues melting down. He reveals his phone, reveals that he is this fake girl, reveals that the ex boyfriend is talking shit about her and that he completely trolled him. People were asking him to stop at this point, he just pushed them away and continued to speak in a calm even tone while she melted down like someone about to die in the movie scanners. His closing statement was something like, don't try to do something behind me back, I'll always know what you are doing, I'm smarter than you, more devious than you and I will always find out and she just ran out of there crying. Girls who said "you are such an asshole" his reply was "I know, its awesome".
This is just one example of how he invests his time into total takedowns of people. He invests alot of time in being an asshole, hence the biggest one I know.
He suspected his girlfriend was talking to an ex boyfriend on facebook, so he trolled the guy by creating an immaculately detailed fake profile of a girl. He gained the guys confidence and over the span of months established trust and convinced him that they mutually knew the girlfriend. So he outed her in some sort of rage fury right? no. He convinced her she was going crazy. Over the course of at least a month he would just say things in normal converstation that pertained to details of her relationship with this guy from years ago or conversations they were having online and then drop it completely. He would say something like "oh that sounds like something Jenny French would say" and then drop it, Jenny French (fake name) being a friend of the ex boyfriend that the girlfriend knew but my family member had no reason to know. If she asked "did you say Jenny French" he would just say no, or say "no I was saying "I really like french fries"
As time goes on, he gets the online ex boyfriend to start talking shit about the girlfriend. One night, in public, on the girlfriends birthday even, he starts to say more things but continue on with them when she asks questions. She starts crying and yelling "what the fuck, what is going on" and clutching her temples like she is having a stroke. He just calmly continues talking. She continues melting down. He reveals his phone, reveals that he is this fake girl, reveals that the ex boyfriend is talking shit about her and that he completely trolled him. People were asking him to stop at this point, he just pushed them away and continued to speak in a calm even tone while she melted down like someone about to die in the movie scanners. His closing statement was something like, don't try to do something behind me back, I'll always know what you are doing, I'm smarter than you, more devious than you and I will always find out and she just ran out of there crying. Girls who said "you are such an asshole" his reply was "I know, its awesome".
This is just one example of how he invests his time into total takedowns of people. He invests alot of time in being an asshole, hence the biggest one I know.
Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
Describe The Biggest Asshole You've Met In Your Life..... I don't like to talk about myself.
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Basically every British hooligan out on the piss at 9pm on a Saturday night
What the fuck is the fucking problem?!
The slightest wrong look or brushing of the shoulder and it's all 'uwotm8?'
Was pretty much the reason I bloody left the country
What the fuck is the fucking problem?!
The slightest wrong look or brushing of the shoulder and it's all 'uwotm8?'
Was pretty much the reason I bloody left the country
Describe myself? lol....
I've met a lot of assholes. Some I respect. Others... well, the ones that I wouldn't piss on even if their teeth were on fire, were the office Manginas--men who resort to using female tactics to accomplish their objectives. No wonder corporate America is so fucked up nowadays: chicks with dicks and manginas are now the new paradigm.
She was a 5'4 skinny blonde who was into being chocked and smacked. It wasn't big when I met her, but that all changed with help of some lube and a can do attitude.
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Quote: (03-19-2014 09:06 AM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:
Basically every British hooligan out on the piss at 9pm on a Saturday night
What the fuck is the fucking problem?!
The slightest wrong look or brushing of the shoulder and it's all 'uwotm8?'
Was pretty much the reason I bloody left the country
British city centres are a warzone come Saturday night!
90% of the women are just as bad, if not worse.
I have to say Christian McQueen.
He's not a nasty asshole though hahaha
He's not a nasty asshole though hahaha
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Great read.
Please write more about how that guys pulled other stuff. It would make an interesting thread.
Please write more about how that guys pulled other stuff. It would make an interesting thread.
Quote: (03-19-2014 08:43 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:
Biggest asshole I've ever met? Not any woman, the bad ones in my life tend to be liars and justifiers of selfish decisions. Calling them assholes would be like calling a crocodile an asshole for eating a widebeast. Its their nature. The biggest asshole I've met is a member of my family, he will plot revenge for years, get under people's skin and cause them to have meltdowns or inflict the cruel torture of a super villain. He drove me crazy as a kid, but as a adult, the best plot i've seen was this:
He suspected his girlfriend was talking to an ex boyfriend on facebook, so he trolled the guy by creating an immaculately detailed fake profile of a girl. He gained the guys confidence and over the span of months established trust and convinced him that they mutually knew the girlfriend. So he outed her in some sort of rage fury right? no. He convinced her she was going crazy. Over the course of at least a month he would just say things in normal converstation that pertained to details of her relationship with this guy from years ago or conversations they were having online and then drop it completely. He would say something like "oh that sounds like something Jenny French would say" and then drop it, Jenny French (fake name) being a friend of the ex boyfriend that the girlfriend knew but my family member had no reason to know. If she asked "did you say Jenny French" he would just say no, or say "no I was saying "I really like french fries"
As time goes on, he gets the online ex boyfriend to start talking shit about the girlfriend. One night, in public, on the girlfriends birthday even, he starts to say more things but continue on with them when she asks questions. She starts crying and yelling "what the fuck, what is going on" and clutching her temples like she is having a stroke. He just calmly continues talking. She continues melting down. He reveals his phone, reveals that he is this fake girl, reveals that the ex boyfriend is talking shit about her and that he completely trolled him. People were asking him to stop at this point, he just pushed them away and continued to speak in a calm even tone while she melted down like someone about to die in the movie scanners. His closing statement was something like, don't try to do something behind me back, I'll always know what you are doing, I'm smarter than you, more devious than you and I will always find out and she just ran out of there crying. Girls who said "you are such an asshole" his reply was "I know, its awesome".
This is just one example of how he invests his time into total takedowns of people. He invests alot of time in being an asshole, hence the biggest one I know.
Long story short, I was at a party and a guy had passed out in the huge living room. He had fresh shit stains all over his boxers and his jeans were nowhere in sight.(we didn't notice until..)
He got up and pissed on the tile. One of the guys who lives there was called into the room and approached him blah blah blah. He told him to clean it up and get the fuck out.
Poppy pants dude says "Nah nigga" and lays down on the carpet. My friend grabbed a broom and stuck the handle up his butt a but and then rubbed the handle on his face.
Dude gets up and the other guy throws him out the side door.
He got up and pissed on the tile. One of the guys who lives there was called into the room and approached him blah blah blah. He told him to clean it up and get the fuck out.
Poppy pants dude says "Nah nigga" and lays down on the carpet. My friend grabbed a broom and stuck the handle up his butt a but and then rubbed the handle on his face.
Dude gets up and the other guy throws him out the side door.
Quote: (03-19-2014 08:43 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:God Bless! Imagine what that guy could accomplish if he put his time and energy into productive ventures!
Biggest asshole I've ever met? Not any woman, the bad ones in my life tend to be liars and justifiers of selfish decisions. Calling them assholes would be like calling a crocodile an asshole for eating a widebeast. Its their nature. The biggest asshole I've met is a member of my family, he will plot revenge for years, get under people's skin and cause them to have meltdowns or inflict the cruel torture of a super villain. He drove me crazy as a kid, but as a adult, the best plot i've seen was this:
He suspected his girlfriend was talking to an ex boyfriend on facebook, so he trolled the guy by creating an immaculately detailed fake profile of a girl. He gained the guys confidence and over the span of months established trust and convinced him that they mutually knew the girlfriend. So he outed her in some sort of rage fury right? no. He convinced her she was going crazy. Over the course of at least a month he would just say things in normal converstation that pertained to details of her relationship with this guy from years ago or conversations they were having online and then drop it completely. He would say something like "oh that sounds like something Jenny French would say" and then drop it, Jenny French (fake name) being a friend of the ex boyfriend that the girlfriend knew but my family member had no reason to know. If she asked "did you say Jenny French" he would just say no, or say "no I was saying "I really like french fries"
As time goes on, he gets the online ex boyfriend to start talking shit about the girlfriend. One night, in public, on the girlfriends birthday even, he starts to say more things but continue on with them when she asks questions. She starts crying and yelling "what the fuck, what is going on" and clutching her temples like she is having a stroke. He just calmly continues talking. She continues melting down. He reveals his phone, reveals that he is this fake girl, reveals that the ex boyfriend is talking shit about her and that he completely trolled him. People were asking him to stop at this point, he just pushed them away and continued to speak in a calm even tone while she melted down like someone about to die in the movie scanners. His closing statement was something like, don't try to do something behind me back, I'll always know what you are doing, I'm smarter than you, more devious than you and I will always find out and she just ran out of there crying. Girls who said "you are such an asshole" his reply was "I know, its awesome".
This is just one example of how he invests his time into total takedowns of people. He invests alot of time in being an asshole, hence the biggest one I know.
"In America we don't worship government, we worship God." - President Donald J. Trump
In the business world, easily. When you do something better than a competitor and rather than exert their energy to improve themselves/their product they exert all that energy to smearing you and what you do.
They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. That's not true. Hell hath no fury than a jealous competitor, because this is $$$ you're talking about, and these guys are making up lies, spreading rumors and playing a dirty game rather than just improve their own skills and products themselves. Those are the biggest assholes I've ever met.
They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. That's not true. Hell hath no fury than a jealous competitor, because this is $$$ you're talking about, and these guys are making up lies, spreading rumors and playing a dirty game rather than just improve their own skills and products themselves. Those are the biggest assholes I've ever met.
Well I gave up swearing so this will be fun to write.
My old boss when I was an apprentice, was absolutely the worst individual I've met in my entire life. When I started he seemed like a chill surfer dude. I was hearing stories from everyone how bad he was. First it was him having temper tantrums if he didn't get his way, then him screaming and throwing tools in our directions, he'd blame stuff on us to management when he screwed something up. He was also (I hate to use the term) a giant creep, he would just stand in the hallway just staring at the receptionists for minutes on end.
It got so bad, I would daydream ways to kill him and make it look like an accident. This dude would ask you questions that no matter how you answered you were wrong. He used to pull his knife out and point it at my face when screaming over an issue. That's when I learned some martial arts and once he found out I learned knife disarmament he didn't do it anymore. He almost punched me in the face/tried to make me flinch in front of people, but I didn't move and made home look weak. He eventually got arrested at work for sexual assault. He groped the black lesbian security guard.
I hate that man with every fiber of my being. I really thought he was gonna off himself after getting fired. The only reason I'd go to the funeral is to verify he was actually dead. I really wish I found this forum during that whole ordeal. You guys would've had some great advice.
My old boss when I was an apprentice, was absolutely the worst individual I've met in my entire life. When I started he seemed like a chill surfer dude. I was hearing stories from everyone how bad he was. First it was him having temper tantrums if he didn't get his way, then him screaming and throwing tools in our directions, he'd blame stuff on us to management when he screwed something up. He was also (I hate to use the term) a giant creep, he would just stand in the hallway just staring at the receptionists for minutes on end.
It got so bad, I would daydream ways to kill him and make it look like an accident. This dude would ask you questions that no matter how you answered you were wrong. He used to pull his knife out and point it at my face when screaming over an issue. That's when I learned some martial arts and once he found out I learned knife disarmament he didn't do it anymore. He almost punched me in the face/tried to make me flinch in front of people, but I didn't move and made home look weak. He eventually got arrested at work for sexual assault. He groped the black lesbian security guard.
I hate that man with every fiber of my being. I really thought he was gonna off himself after getting fired. The only reason I'd go to the funeral is to verify he was actually dead. I really wish I found this forum during that whole ordeal. You guys would've had some great advice.
Hollywood scion, about 30, who left his daddy's BrentAir mansion full of expensive cartoonish art to go get a Duke degree before coming back to LA. That's all I'll say. I wouldn't be surprised if McQueen knew him in real life.
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