Short story. Tore my acl and meniscus during submission wrestling and I am gonna have surgery in May6 . In anyway it's a big party on 8. I am going because it's my big bro anniversary. So I am gonna be on crutches obviously . But as the tittle says do any of you guys got experience with gaming on crutches lol. Thanks in advance
Gaming with crutches
Nothing really too special you need to do with crutches other than not drinking too much because your balance is already fucked.
Have a bunch of really over the top cool stories as to why you're on crutches.
for example: i was bear hunting and was ambushed by a tiger shark then an grizzly bear came out of the bushes and attacked me. I took them both down but twisted my knee in the process.
It's a really good pivot point to game from, everybody will be asking you how you hurt your leg etc..
Have a bunch of really over the top cool stories as to why you're on crutches.
for example: i was bear hunting and was ambushed by a tiger shark then an grizzly bear came out of the bushes and attacked me. I took them both down but twisted my knee in the process.
It's a really good pivot point to game from, everybody will be asking you how you hurt your leg etc..
Quote: (02-25-2014 09:35 AM)KC4 Wrote:
Short story. Tore my acl and meniscus during submission wrestling and I am gonna have surgery in May6 . In anyway it's a big party on 8. I am going because it's my big bro anniversary. So I am gonna be on crutches obviously . But as the tittle says do any of you guys got experience with gaming on crutches lol. Thanks in advance
You'll get opened a ton (by EVERYONE). Have an unshakeable frame. If they try to pity you play it up if it's someone being genuine and just trying to help (have girls fetch you a beer, joke with her that you might need help taking a shower later), but play it down if it's someone just assuming you're not going to recover or are "crippled."
Don't forget to take care of your shit, put up your hurt leg, ice it, don't try to stand up the whole time and fuck yourself worse trying to prove anything. If it's a seriously busy/packed party, make sure you don't drink too much like the other guy mentioned and be REALLY aware of where you are so you don't get knocked down and hurt yourself even worse.
Take advantage of the fact that the girls will open you and already be open to you because you're not seen as a threat as much as a random guy would be. Some time there will be an opportunity to poke a girl with your crutch. Do it.
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I like what am I reading so far. Will try to come up with a good story haha
Make up good stories and have good frame. People will love if you're not throwing yourself a pity party and you are showing them that having a good time is priority to you.
Thrust me on this I am not guy who likes to be pitied, nothing ever comes good with that but I will always look to have a good time needles of situation
Tore my ACL and had it done back in the day. Had a GF then and she stayed with me the whole time, iced my knee and watched Seinfeld re-runs all day. Do this; open them when you are out, the use it to have them come over your place the next day, to help you ice, make food, relax, massage it, etc.
Make them your personal "maid" for your every need got it haha
I got drunk one night and 'borrowed' someones crutches at the bar.
Just crutched on over to groups of girls and every group, without hesitation, asked what happened.
I told them that I was bit by a panther in Peru. Tried to go as long as possible with the story but didn't have it thought out well enough.
When the story fell flat, I took the little rubber pads off the top of the crutches and rubbed it on girls arms and faces like it was a giant white cock.
Used the crutches to tap girls on the ass and say "oh excuse me, im so sorry, did i just do that?" and they would laugh.
Hilarity. Have some fun.
Just crutched on over to groups of girls and every group, without hesitation, asked what happened.
I told them that I was bit by a panther in Peru. Tried to go as long as possible with the story but didn't have it thought out well enough.
When the story fell flat, I took the little rubber pads off the top of the crutches and rubbed it on girls arms and faces like it was a giant white cock.
Used the crutches to tap girls on the ass and say "oh excuse me, im so sorry, did i just do that?" and they would laugh.
Hilarity. Have some fun.
Notch count that evening. 3 numbers, 1 awkard makeout session,hade one of the girls over today . Thanks for advice guys
Dude... injury game is golden. Your true story isn't even that bad. Its useable. I've had girls say "I just love your attitude about everything." while telling them injury stories.
Just make jokes about it and laugh like its nothing.
I've had three broken noses... straightened all three (and did a good job at it) myself. Telling that little factoid then "so if insurance doesn't work out, I have a future in plastic surgery." Always gets a laugh.
You have a crutch... thats like a third leg, so now you have four *wink*.
Wearing a boot? You're saving 50% on shoes these days, you be losing money not to get injured.
Etc.
Have fun with it.
Just make jokes about it and laugh like its nothing.
I've had three broken noses... straightened all three (and did a good job at it) myself. Telling that little factoid then "so if insurance doesn't work out, I have a future in plastic surgery." Always gets a laugh.
You have a crutch... thats like a third leg, so now you have four *wink*.
Wearing a boot? You're saving 50% on shoes these days, you be losing money not to get injured.
Etc.
Have fun with it.
Lol. Funny thing is while I was making out with the girl I was so unbalanced because I am not used to being in crutches that I fell 2 times. Worst thing is when I had the other girl at my place. It hurts like a bitch if I have my leg fully extended so when she was one top of me....ouch.
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