Didnt see a thread like this out there. Txting has been useful for me in building attraction and keeping women entertained. I'm not fantastic at it, but It has helped seal deals.
After we exchange numbers tonight after a family xmas party we meet at...
Her(9:06 pm): Whats your Last Name
Me(9:13): William X...dont stalk me on facebook or anything now
Her(9:24): What's the H stand for? I hope its like a really cool middle name for you to put it on your even cooler business card
H34(9:25): But not as cool as sliding me eric's card (I gave her a business card that only has my name and middle initial., and then mistakenly gave her my roommate and business partners card...oops not smooth)
Me(9:28): Lol obviously i meant to do that
Me(9:38): And the H stand for honorable
Her(9:39): More like horrible
Me(9:40): More like super HOT
Her(9:42): You cant just throw around random adjectives however you please..especially when they are not relevant.
Me(9:47): Who says they're not relevant?
Her(9:50): Ha Ha.
Me(9:54): You better watch that attitude young lady or else were breaking up and im taking the kids
Her(9:55): Congratulations. first time you have made me laugh all night...not at you. pat yourself on the back
Me(10:04): Pshhh I'm just getting warmed up. I can go all night
Me(10:07): And im not talking about jokes
Her(10:09): Ha. of course. you can try. lol
Me(10:12) Is that Russian for your blushing? (Shes Russian Student)
Her(10:14) No its belarussian for no thank you
Me(10:17): Slow down g.i. jane (shes got short hair...most women cant rock it, she can) thats not the best way to get in my pants
Her(10:18) Stop embarassing yourself
Me(10:30): One of us has to be entertaining and its obviously not going to be you
Her(10:31): Obviously. but you are keeping me slightly entertained. its interesting
Me(10:33): Well i have personality and looks, and you have fins (joke from earlier about chernobyl mutations), so the interest is mutual
Her(10:37): Cute. your getting better
and thats where i left it.
A girl I met the other night and talked to today
Her(4:04): Ex husband, hows your xmas
Me(4:26): Extremely merry, ex wife. I know its hard to be without me over the holidays
Her(4:32): Haha get over yourself lol
Me(4:49): so when should i expect my xmas gift?
Her(4:52): Uhhh what xmas gift????
Me(4:56): And to think I was considering taking you back...
Her(4:58): You know you still want too! Even if we're divorced
Me(5:31) Ya you're just lucky your cute and im shallow
Her(5:38): Haha very shallow!!
After we exchange numbers tonight after a family xmas party we meet at...
Her(9:06 pm): Whats your Last Name
Me(9:13): William X...dont stalk me on facebook or anything now
Her(9:24): What's the H stand for? I hope its like a really cool middle name for you to put it on your even cooler business card
H34(9:25): But not as cool as sliding me eric's card (I gave her a business card that only has my name and middle initial., and then mistakenly gave her my roommate and business partners card...oops not smooth)
Me(9:28): Lol obviously i meant to do that
Me(9:38): And the H stand for honorable
Her(9:39): More like horrible
Me(9:40): More like super HOT
Her(9:42): You cant just throw around random adjectives however you please..especially when they are not relevant.
Me(9:47): Who says they're not relevant?
Her(9:50): Ha Ha.
Me(9:54): You better watch that attitude young lady or else were breaking up and im taking the kids
Her(9:55): Congratulations. first time you have made me laugh all night...not at you. pat yourself on the back
Me(10:04): Pshhh I'm just getting warmed up. I can go all night
Me(10:07): And im not talking about jokes
Her(10:09): Ha. of course. you can try. lol
Me(10:12) Is that Russian for your blushing? (Shes Russian Student)
Her(10:14) No its belarussian for no thank you
Me(10:17): Slow down g.i. jane (shes got short hair...most women cant rock it, she can) thats not the best way to get in my pants
Her(10:18) Stop embarassing yourself
Me(10:30): One of us has to be entertaining and its obviously not going to be you
Her(10:31): Obviously. but you are keeping me slightly entertained. its interesting
Me(10:33): Well i have personality and looks, and you have fins (joke from earlier about chernobyl mutations), so the interest is mutual
Her(10:37): Cute. your getting better
and thats where i left it.
A girl I met the other night and talked to today
Her(4:04): Ex husband, hows your xmas
Me(4:26): Extremely merry, ex wife. I know its hard to be without me over the holidays
Her(4:32): Haha get over yourself lol
Me(4:49): so when should i expect my xmas gift?
Her(4:52): Uhhh what xmas gift????
Me(4:56): And to think I was considering taking you back...
Her(4:58): You know you still want too! Even if we're divorced
Me(5:31) Ya you're just lucky your cute and im shallow
Her(5:38): Haha very shallow!!