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You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
#26

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

Your concerned friends say "With your views I don't see you getting married any time soon" and you nod.
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#27

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You see an average-hot women, and instantly it's as if Tuthmosis is in your head doing an annotated photo breakdown.

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold
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#28

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

The constant hammering of, "Is this beta?"
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#29

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

.. you pick up foreign girls by flashing a Californian drivers license and whispering in her ear "I'm in ketosis"
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#30

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You think about posting something you saw out of the ordinary on the forum as it is happening.

The rewards I see from working is what made me an addict.
There's way more people that want it than people that have it.
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#31

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You are on OKC messaging bishes and think to yourself, "what would Soup do?"

Your last ditch effort in online game is sending a dic pic.

You make mental notes of all the places you visited so you can drop a datasheet.

The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
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#32

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

Every time you walk past a couple you're evaluating if he's dating up or down.
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#33

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

Quote: (02-07-2014 02:25 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  

You see an Indian person and immediately wonder if they are a race troll

I walked past a group of indians at a new years eve club thing and shouted, "I-R-T"
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#34

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You don't understand how anyone can get by without cooking their own meals.

Your dick wilts when a girl mentions what a bright career she has. Full dick retraction if she mentions 'law school.'

Colleagues peg you as an anti-feminist even when you're sure you've said nothing especially controversial.

People think you don't actually believe what you do, you must be just trolling.

Effeminate, weak men irk you.
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#35

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

1. When can crush the souls of broads, Betas, and White Knights with a detailed breakdown of romantic comedies just from the previews.

2. Inducing vagina tingles.

"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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#36

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

Quote: (02-07-2014 10:42 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

Effeminate, weak men irk you.

haha Yeah, I've always been somewhat disgusted by the way a lot of guys act around women but it's gotten a lot more intense since I started hanging at this forum...

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
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#37

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

When you come back from the bar drunk, and as you are taking a piss in your bathroom and having second thoughts about whether you really want to bang this girl because of how it will piss some people off, a vision of the almighty Roosh appears overhead. He then commands you to "Do it for the notch" and that you can just bang and never see her again.

You then proceed to bang her and never see her again...

Oh well, +1
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#38

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You know where all the good pet shops are.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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#39

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You go on Date Lab and the date goes so well that the Washington Post decides not to publish the story.
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#40

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You think you've posted a gold thread and then some prick reminds you that you're actually the prick and should have used the search function by saying "dupe".
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#41

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You say "Eh, fuck it" and quit your job to travel around for 6 months.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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#42

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

RVF datasheets are the only source of research you use for any city you visit on holiday

Irish
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#43

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You decide which girls to approach based on hair length.

Read my work on Return of Kings here.
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#44

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You create a dating site that allows only attractive, childless, long haired, non feminist women.
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#45

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

Mainstream music and simping lyric of dudes like Bruno Mars become unbearable( unless the woman is old or pregnant, then fair enough).




Quote: (02-07-2014 02:31 AM)soup Wrote:  

Lucario- I have to say, no offense but ihope they are paying you a lot of money. I can't tell if you are being serious.

Yeah, serious, on placement , so it is not as much...but fat people are truly disgusting....I don't get paid , still in uni, but I like nursing and always had it in me to help out and care for the weak, so nursing it fits me.
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#46

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

When in conversation with a 7 or higher, she says "my kid," and your eyes automatically roll.




[Image: Shepley-Rolling-Eyes.png]

"The whole point of being alpha, is doing what the fuck you want.
That's why you see real life alphas without chicks. He's doing him.

Real alphas don't tend to have game. They don't tend to care about the emotional lives of the people around them."

-WIA
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#47

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

Quote: (02-07-2014 02:21 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

You see a hot piece of ass on the street and think, "would bang."

With your mouth's corners visibly down-turned, eyebrows raised and with accompanying head nod.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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#48

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

Instead of going to the doctor you just decide to put some apple cider vinegar on it.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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#49

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You find long hair on your dick the next day and have to make sure you clean it all before your other girl comes.
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#50

You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..

You buy several boxes of baking soda to open on different stops on a European tour. Because you just don't trust anything but the legendary orange box of Arm & Hammer.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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