[Kickb]

ok so basically i was trying to get this one chick to my place for some vodka pong among other things, however i think i went to far with my assholery. We were going back and forth and these were my closign remarks before i stopped texting her

her: Why do you think i need to prove anything to you lol (the first sign that i need to stop using negs over the phone)
me: Wrong
Her: You are?hmmmmmm
me: Good one just go to bed little one(she said she had to wake up at 6 to go to work, it was around 11pm)
Hero rude. Thats not the way to get a girl. Ha

this is where i stopped responding.
i used the chucky cheese line from rooshs blog earlier int he convo(Your more likely to chill at chucky cheese then to get get down and dirty.)
which i think worked and got a laugh out of her
In conclusion, i dont think ill try to do any type of game over text messages other than setting up times to meet in person.

[Roosh]

For assholery to be effective there has to be some humor or charm behind it (e.g. chuck e cheese). Just asking girls to prove themselves to you aint gonna get you shite.

[rudebwoy]

You did nothing wrong. Seems like there is interest, she is asking you questions. When a girl says you are so rude, to me that is a great sign. Don't doubt yourself, seems like she was liking the "game".
I think you could have come up with a better response to the question "you are". I would be tempted to say GOD but that might be a little too arrogant.
Oh and I missed the biggest clue, she sd that is not the way to get a girl. Who said you were trying to get her!!!!

[Kickb]

Roosh: I was asking her to proove herself to me, the problem is that is how what i was saying came off. I understand what you mean though

Rudebwoy: Well in your expertise should i text her back tonight or just wait till friday night?

she also said this "ha oh really now.. who says i wanna come? Hmm?"

i said "A fortune cookie" i felt good about that response

[FretDancer]

Good call on the "fortune cookie" response, also nice observation by rudebwoy: who said you where trying to get her? I personally found it too much assholery in it, maybe because my assholery is a little bit different, but she kept replying so I guess its all good.

[rudebwoy]

You seem to be doing pretty good, cocky and funny is working for you.
Some people would say NEVER text a girl on a Friday/Saturday to set up a date. Of course there are alot of variables to consider. Would it hurt not to text her?
Seems like she is a young girl, so you may have to keep up this kinda of chat for a bit.
FretDancer and Roosh have given you nice advice.

[Duke Castile]

Don't worry, this thing is like a chemistry set, you add a little here and you take some away there, until you have the formula just right. This is good training. Keep us posted on how it goes.

[Kickb]

Well i grew tired of playing her games so i was pretty direct. "well im going to get this cookie and screwdriver(the drink) party started see u soon"

she responded with "You make no sense" (i dont think she understood the screwdriver reference)

"I forgot you dont drink.Screwdrivers are vodka and orange juice"(she does drink i am just playing along with the young chick angle i used earlier)

I just want to get her over here so i can have some fun


update! "Vodka and orance juice...how about vodka and powerade...much better"


me: I will only drink gatorade


her: "Gatorade it is"

I fully expect her to put up some resistance when she gets here something along the lines of "Whoa i thought we were just going to party!"

idk what to say next though lol got damn

well idk what the hell happened.

after she said gatorade it is i said "Sounds good"

her:haha oh really now?...?
me:yea
hero you have any?
me: we'll go to walmart
her:haha so theres a trip involved..?
me:yea a 2 minuet trip
her: idk if i like this trip that is involved
me:will we run into an exlover if we go
her:yes?
me:cool we can say hi
her:haha Naww
me: it will be a fun, a wallyworld adventure.

then i received 20 mins of silence

20 mins later i stole fisto's line from another thread
me:im just going to take your silence as "chad you handsome devil! i cant wait to get together!"
her:This is sarahs phone telling you she's kina busy at the moment..
me:what else can your phone do

and that appears to be how my night ends. I dont know but i have a feeling that one of her friends got in her ear and cockblocked me. last time this chick came over to my place a few months ago i was confronted by one of her friends saying "why did sarah come to your place!" "She is not allowed back!!"

this is the only thing i can think of unless she was just fucking around the entire time..

[FretDancer]

Tough luck man... I'd stop talking to her, maybe after a few weeks she comes back for more and for real. Who knows though....

[Duke Castile]

Have you hung out with her before? I think you should have chosen a bar or something close to you place to have a couple drinks to get her comfort level up before bringing her home. Sounds like she got cold feet because you more or less told her you want to get her drunk at your house. If you still want to pursue it, I'd go direct and say "meet me at x place for drinks at y time and day". With these overly witty bitches (so annoying) you sometimes have to take charge where they don't have any wiggle room. In response to her last text there wasn't much you could say. "Sarah's phone has no goddamn manners" comes to mind though haha

[Kickb]

I'm only 20 ;/ but yea I could have invited her to some frozen mustard it something just to build report

[rudebwoy]

I think you had her but dropped the ball with whole gatorade thing. I am not sure if I understand the situation, but she did ask if you had any at your place. You should have sd yes and ran over to walmart/7-11 to stock up on gatorade etc.
You did seem eager and that will scare away girls/women very quickly.
Don't sweat it man, you are young and will learn. Like FretDancer sd you should leave her alone for awhile now.

[Kickb]

She was scared to go to walmart too many thugs