[Glock]

If you read Return of Kings, you know who Jenny Erikson is. She's the "Most Abominable Christian Wife on the Internet."

She frivorced her faithful, hard-working, provider husband and admitted that "nothing happened" that justified a divorce. Her exact snarky words: "Sorry to disappoint you, but nothing happened."

Jenny is 31 years old and past the wall, as you can see from photos available on the internet:







Jenny is now re-entering the dating market as a 31-year-old frivorced single mom. Somehow, being older, fatter, and accumulating large amounts of baggage has made her pickier. Her standards are now much higher. No man can get a second date with her unless he "knocks" her "socks off" on the first date.

Her most recent blog article comes close to proving every single red pill axiom in less than 1,000 words. Highlights:

Quote:

Dating at almost 31, as it turns out, is much different than dating as teenager. You’re shocked, I know.

It was a blind date, and the guy was nice and all, but I probably won’t go on a second date with him. No particular reason -- he was cute (very pretty eyes), established in his career (lawyer), and we shared similar backgrounds (turns out we both went to the same small private university) -- but there wasn’t really anything there that made me feel like I couldn’t wait to see him again.

Regardless, the whole experience got me thinking about what kinds of things might knock my socks off on a first date enough to get me to agree to a second. I’m a heckuva lot pickier this time around, because it’s not just me anymore.

Maybe I’m being persnickety, but hey, I’m a single, working mom -- I’d rather curl up with boxed white wine and a novel than go on a second date I’m not excited about.

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Here are 10 tips if you’re trying to impress a single mom on the first date.

Disclaimer: My date committed some, all, or none of these. One or two he aced.

Tip well: I’m dying to see how well you take care of the people that take care of you. Along these lines -- be nice to the waitstaff. [Isn't she generous with other people's money?]

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Act interested in what I do too: I love my job! Love love love it. And I’m not just saying that because my boss is likely reading this. I basically get to journal in public. Plus after years of being a stay-at-home mom and working freelance jobs here and there, I’m really proud of my full-timey job that I love and would seriously enjoy the opportunity to brag about it a little.

Don’t expect sex on the first date: I’m a mom. I know where babies come from. The end.

Be yourself: This one is clichéd, I know, but it’s super important. Because if I like the fake you, I’m going to see through you eventually, and if I don’t like the person you’re pretending to be because you think that’s more attractive, then I might not agree to go out with you again. Didja follow that? Bottom-line: Just be real and keep it real. I’m a single mom. I’m pretty unflappable at this point.

I'm sure that criticizing her dates on her blog, for all the world to see, is going to do wonders for her love life.

Here's hoping that Jenny suffers the fate she deserves: to be bitter and alone for the rest of her life.

[samsamsam]

(01-09-2014 03:47 PM)Consul Wrote:  

Consul thanks for sharing.

Who in the world thinks that this pic is "cute" - like why would you actually want to take that pic and then share it. To me it screams, "I wish I were good looking enough that men would think "how cute" instead of "how hideous."" Ugly dumbass bitch.

[scorpion]

Notice how many times she references being a single mom. She seems to take a perverse pride in the fact that she ditched her husband for no reason and and intentionally weakened her daughter's upbringing just to gratify her own ego. It's almost as if she needed another victim card to play, and "single mom" was the only one available, so she jumped on it.

Now she has so many new topics to write about, all from perspective of the victimized single mom (she has it sooo hard, don't forget. But don't worry, she won't let you.)

[Professor Fox]

Quote:

Here are 10 tips if you’re trying to impress a single mom on the first date.

ROK should write a male equivalent, something like "10 tips to impress a homeless man on the first date."

[samsamsam]

As a fool I then went ahead and read the blog.

Quote:

And never defend him: If we stumble into a conversation about my ex, please know that I will speak civilly about him, because he’s the father of my children, and also I’m trying to impress you. You don’t have to say he’s a jerk, but don’t question what happened in my marriage.

Why do we need to ask when you attention whored about it all online.

Quote:

Act interested in what I do too: I love my job! Love love love it. And I’m not just saying that because my boss is likely reading this. I basically get to journal in public. Plus after years of being a stay-at-home mom and working freelance jobs here and there, I’m really proud of my full-timey job that I love and would seriously enjoy the opportunity to brag about it a little.

Being a fat cunt and talking about your life is not a job.

[Glock]

(01-09-2014 04:01 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(01-09-2014 03:47 PM)Consul Wrote:  

Consul thanks for sharing.

Who in the world thinks that this pic is "cute" - like why would you actually want to take that pic and then share it. To me it screams, "I wish I were good looking enough that men would think "how cute" instead of "how hideous."" Ugly dumbass bitch.

Right, it's as though she thinks covering as much of her face as possible with her hands will help her look cuter.

[Veloce]

It's almost too perfect. You know what I mean?

She hits every single cliche just a little too perfectly, I'm detecting some mass trolling.

I don't doubt she's actually like this. She is a 30-something single mom, after all. But it's almost like she's aware of her delusional rationalization, too aware, and she's embracing it and spewing it all over the internet for publicity.

[Flavius Aetius]

Cant wait till this disagreeable termagant hits 50, alone, and talks to her cat Mr. Snuggles for companionship. She will get exactly what she deserved--nothing.

[Insert generic laughing meme]

[Glock]

(01-09-2014 04:03 PM)scorpion Wrote:  

Now she has so many new topics to write about, all from perspective of the victimized single mom (she has it sooo hard, don't forget. But don't worry, she won't let you.)

This is on-point. Somewhere in the shallow depths of her very shallow soul, she is happy that her frivorce has provided her with a whole new audience to write for. Nothing sells internet copy like being a tortured single mom by choice.

[WestIndianArchie]

Frivolous divorce.

[redpillrage33]

Anybody who takes her at her word about what to do on a first date with her has failed step one. I don't believe any of this blue-pill crap is what she really wants, not even for half a second. It looks like she's looking for another beta-provider when she just ditched her last one (her husband) for no longer being sufficiently interesting to her.

She wants an Alpha who give hers tingles, or at leasts omeone more Alpha than ex-hubby (that be yourself crap made me chuckle). Given her age, status as a chubby and single mom, she may find that difficult.

[blkgatsby]

I've noticed that most marriages <30 usually end horribly.

[DetlefMourning]

It is mind-boggling just how repulsive this woman is, inside and out. Who are the thirsty chumps that would want to spend 5 minutes with this woman?

[Dr. Howard]

(01-09-2014 04:12 PM)redpillrage33 Wrote:  

Anybody who takes her at her word about what to do on a first date with her has failed step one. I don't believe any of this blue-pill crap is what she really wants, not even for half a second. It looks like she's looking for another beta-provider when she just ditched her last one (her husband) for no longer being sufficiently interesting to her.

She wants an Alpha who give hers tingles, or at leasts omeone more Alpha than ex-hubby (that be yourself crap made me chuckle). Given her age, status as a chubby and single mom, she may find that difficult.

Agree, her 'no sex on the 1st date' is laughable. This is her date that she chose to write about not the "mysterious, tall dark and handsome guy who invited me over to watch his favorite movie, bent me over the couch and sent me home within 15 min of the credits" date that was my weeknight goto with online dating and new divorcees

She's writing, so she is of course only talking about the experiences that make her look good.

[Walderschmidt]

If you actually go out on date with this woman and consider anything other than but one roll in the hay, i.e. long term, you're self-selecting yourself out of her dating pool.

She would have no man who would seriously have her.

Wald

[DetlefMourning]

(01-09-2014 04:39 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

If you actually go out on date with this woman and consider anything other than but one roll in the hay, i.e. long term, you're self-selecting yourself out of her dating pool.

She would have no man who would seriously have her.

Wald

Yup, she had the nice beta husband and she divorced him. So what the fuck is it that she wants? I mean, I don't care what she wants, because I would not want anything to do with her, but she doesn't even know herself what that is.

[Nonpareil]

Older chicks know that they have much less time to lock down a retirement m(pl)an and are willing to deal with less bullshit...ever notice that the pickiest women, with the strongest hamsters, aren't the 21 year old co-eds but the 32-40 chicks who still think they 'have it'? Her logic, even though it is heavy hamster chick logic, is at least sound.

That being said, she will still bang a guy on the first date who gives tingles, and she is an awful human being.

[redpillrage33]

Well, having read up on her through Darlock's posts about her, I'm pretty sure she is regretting marrying at 18 and missing out on the Carousel. Her husband was a clear beta-provider and she wanted out while she still thought she was relatviely young (she might look better if she lost about 30 - see the ROK post from yesterday).

In any event, she comes off as your typical modern ultra blue-pill, ultra feminst North Americunt. She refers to her two elementary school aged daughters as "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" (how cute) and writes blogs like how single mothers should use iPads to babysit their kids, even if it's bad for them:
http://thestir.cafemom.com/technology/16...uld_use_tv

Again, how cute.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Imagine how slutty her daughters will be with all the daddy complex and upringing like that. If her obesity doesn't spread to them too early, a few playas are really going to enjoy some easy pussy.

[Parlay44]

She's gotten used to a certain lifestyle and can't settle for less even though her value is less now. She'll learn the hard way.

[Haig]

she really is a vile attention seeking misfit with no real sense of fucking anything.

a fucking lawyer isn't good enough for her?! a happy meal isn't good enough for her.

I bet she wants a bad ass biker dude who is a secret veterinarian, who does finger painting on the side

[SimpleEvan]

Many people here must understand Female nature , Feminism is just an ideology, if feminism doesn't appeal to female Nature and her inherent biology it would have become an obsolete ideology..

Feminism address biological instincts of female, just like marxism and socialism appeal to weak humans who always need a daddy state(state protection) to save them

We are not just encouraging human weakness but giving them incentives to express their weak ideology.

[Hotwheels]

She needs a cunt punt.

[Truth Teller]

Whatever, screw her. She's only one of many unattractive American women who thinks herself far better looking than she is.

Quick story from the past (beta Truth Teller): I dated this blonde girl on again, off again for about 2 years of high school. Now, my friends all told me she was a psycho bitch (which she turned out being), but I ignored them. So we break up, get back together, and the cycle repeats itself for about 2 years.

We break up for the last time, and she gains a massive amount of weight (this girl was 5'3", 100 or so lbs when we started going, now she's probably about 130 or 145). So I get a bit into game and living my life and I suddenly realize that this girl isn't that attractive. I hook up with this Vietnamese girl, but my beta vestiges are disgusted at me. So I lost the opportunity for a fuck buddy because I was being a pussy.

Anyway, the blonde one comes back and starts bitching at me. By this time, I've taken the red pill and really don't want anymore of her shit. I tell her "lose some weight and stop thinking you're superior to everybody." She shuts up and I haven't spoken to her since.

By the way, did I mention that she sent her mother and sister after me once because I was being "an asshole" by not wanting her at the moment.

I look back at this and am disgusted with how beta I was. Just fucking terrible.

[Timoteo]

A fat, plain-looking, divorced single mom that won't fuck. Where have you been all my life?