[Sp5]

Jenny is the gift that keeps on giving, if you regard rationalization and hypocrisy as a gift.

[AnonymousBosch]

I'd been thinking about Female Typists for a while, and am considering a theory. As a thought experiment, this is what happens when you remove every sentence from her article that involves the phrase “I”, “My”, “Me” or “We”:

Quote:

Dating at almost 31, as it turns out, is much different than dating as teenager.

Here are 10 tips if you’re trying to impress a single mom on the first date.

Tip well:. Along these lines -- be nice to the waitstaff.

That’s all the information you need to know right now.

And never defend him:

They are awesome kids.

Don’t ask when you can meet them: You can meet them the fifth of never if you’re overly eager to insert yourself into their lives -- for any reason.

Enjoy your work:

Don’t expect sex on the first date

Be yourself: Didja follow that? Bottom-line: Just be real and keep it real.

Taking it further, here’s what happens when you remove any instruction on how to function as the desired Actor in a Narcissist’s Play.

Quote:

Dating at almost 31, as it turns out, is much different than dating as teenager.

They are awesome kids.

But since she had no concern for her children's well-being by removing them from her father since, even by her own admission, nothing prompted the divorce, they also function as Actors in her play. So, by removing them, you're left with this:

Quote:

Dating at almost 31, as it turns out, is much different than dating as teenager.

The only statement in the entire article that isn't, in some way, All About Her.

[Cr33pin]

I foresee lots of these in her and her daughters future.

[kbell]

There needs to be a automated way of doing that. It would make a lot of women's righting much easier to read.

[Glock]

Jenny Erikson's descent continues.

She recently published a stomach-twisting article about how she is using diet pills, along with a bunch of other TMI about her medical problems.

While I find it commendable that Jenny wants to do something about her weight, she states in the article that she's merely trying to keep herself in the range of a size six. She's not even trying to be thin and feminine. This is the worst of both worlds: the body of a fatty with all the mental damage of a bulimic. (Indeed, Jenny suggests that she has had an eating disorder -- surely a preview of some future article when she quickly runs out of new things to write about.)

[Ensam]

Given that she doesn't seem to be willing to actually change anything about herself I now view her divorce as an act of mercy.

[Nolecbo]

Dalrock and his crew had a field day with her recent post 'Dear Mr. Unavailable …':

http://dalrock.wordpress.com/2014/03/25/...o-fix-men/


Below is the link, but here is the full post because we don't owe her any traffic:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Unavailable …

MARCH 12, 2014 BY JENNY 257 COMMENTS

I have to break up with you. I’m sorry, I know this comes as shock, but I just can’t do it anymore. I love you, and I have loved you since I first started dating in my teen years. Actually, I think I’ve loved you since I was about seven and I chased you around on the playground.

I always thought I could fix you, Mr. Unavailable. That if I were patient enough, loving enough, kind enough, smart enough, enough enough, you would suddenly and magically transform into someone that wanted to go all in with me.

You have misled me too many times and frankly, I’m tired of your crap.

I finally, finally got it — I can’t fix you. God knows I’ve tried. But I’m not the real fixer, He is, and for some reason it’s a lesson I have to live over and over.

It doesn’t matter why you’re unavailable, Mr. Unavailable, because the end result is the same for me. I slip into the comfortable relationship with you because it’s so familiar. I know this dance. Or should I say I know what it’s like to be a wallflower in love, waiting for you to finally pick me.

I say I want a nice guy, but instead I’ve been picking the challenging ones. The ones that don’t love Jesus, or the ones that say they do but don’t mean it. The workaholics, the underachievers, the closeted gays, the ones that aren’t over their exes, or the ones that only text at midnight after a few drinks — I’m not making excuses for you anymore.

Why am I waiting for you to love me, Mr. Unavailable, when I’ve had a perfect love in front of me this whole time? Jesus loves me, and if I’m good enough for Him, then I’m good enough for me too.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I have finally recognized my part in it. I trusted in myself and my own abilities too much while simultaneously doubting my own value. Isn’t that insane? No wonder I keep pursuing crazy men.

Needless to say, it’s not you, it’s me. I didn’t get divorced just so I could make the same mistakes over and over again. After three months of first dates and an unrequited crush or two, I’m going to stop obsessing.

If you don’t like me, you don’t like me. I can’t make you like me. Jesus likes me, and you know what? That’s enough for me.

Goodbye Forever,
Jenny

http://www.jennyerikson.com/2014/03/12/d...available/


At this point she is just tiresome and pathetic. Like a zebra on its back, still kicking as a lion (guys like us) dines on its entrails.

[Glock]

^^^ Jenny responded to Dalrock's post via twitter. You can see it here:

https://twitter.com/JennyErikson/status/...0019334144

[samsamsam]

(04-05-2014 01:23 PM)Glock Wrote:  

^^^ Jenny responded to Dalrock's post via twitter. You can see it here:

https://twitter.com/JennyErikson/status/...0019334144

This is the tweet

Quote:

Why are these douches are so obsessed with my girly parts? They probably don't even know what a vagina looks like.

You know you are winning when the comments sound like a a little girl speaking. All she left out was the "neener neener."

[It_is_my_time]

"If you don’t like me, you don’t like me. I can’t make you like me. Jesus likes me, and you know what? That’s enough for me."

According to the Bible man was created in the image of God and woman was created in the image of man. If she wants to reference Christianity, then men are closer to God and know God better according to Christianity. And Jesus would not love someone who destroys their family and ruins their kid's lives all for selfish pleasure. How do we know? We are men, we are closer to God than she is.

[samsamsam]

(04-05-2014 01:56 PM)It_is_my_time Wrote:  

"If you don’t like me, you don’t like me. I can’t make you like me. Jesus likes me, and you know what? That’s enough for me."

According to the Bible man was created in the image of God and woman was created in the image of man. If she wants to reference Christianity, then men are closer to God and know God better according to Christianity. And Jesus would not love someone who destroys their family and ruins their kid's lives all for selfish pleasure. How do we know? We are men, we are closer to God than she is.

Gotta factor in that she is insane.

[Bad Hussar]

(04-05-2014 11:42 AM)Nolecbo Wrote:  

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Quote:

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If you don’t like me, you don’t like me. I can’t make you like me. Jesus likes me, and you know what? That’s enough for me.

Goodbye Forever,
Jenny

http://www.jennyerikson.com/2014/03/12/d...available/


At this point she is just tiresome and pathetic. Like a zebra on its back, still kicking as a lion (guys like us) dines on its entrails.

HaHa. A possibly non-existent, probably homosexual (at any rate celibate) man who has definitely been dead for nearly 2,000 years is her boyfriend?

Are these people raised by wolves and get no formal mental stimulation in life growing up?

[The Father]

(04-07-2014 10:45 AM)Bad Hussar Wrote:  

HaHa. A possibly non-existent, probably homosexual (at any rate celibate) man who has definitely been dead for nearly 2,000 years is her boyfriend?

Are these people raised by wolves and get no formal mental stimulation in life growing up?

LOL.

[Dr. Howard]

now I understand how I can apply the term 'basic bitch' this lady is a 'basic divorced white bitch' too much sex in the city and too little reality.