[cityhype]

Ahhh that glorious time of year is approaching again! I don't know if there's a better time to be a single man than christmas and new years eve...? A lot of people sit at home and pout because they don't have a "special someone" to share the holidays with, but I dont waste time with that bullshit and I'm pretty confident no one in this forum is pussy enough to do so either.

So back to the original thought that this is probably one of the most awesome times to be a single man. Especially here in SF, the holiday season brings out the best looking girls and softens their morals enough to participate in one night stands and other crazy shit that is not otherwise on the menu (secret holiday pussy menu). Tapping into their insecurity that EVERYONE ELSE has someone special to be with over the holidays, and THEY DONT, works like dynamite.

I will continue to exploit this opportunity throughout the holiday season and may even let it spill into the post-holiday season....
Me- "I'm sorry nobody wants to spend the holidays with you..."
Her- "It's January 15th, all the festivities are over....?"
Me- "Maybe that's because you have a bad attitude and always make excuses."

Rest assured, gentlemen, I will stop at no cost.

[Kickb]

You know, that is a great idea. i hope i score enough opportunities to use that

[MiXX]

Great Thread!!!! I've been exploiting it since Halloween. LOL.

It really impacts a girl Xmas week.

So, what are some if the best places to target these manless women on Xmas and NYE?

[cityhype]

(12-14-2010 09:20 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Great Thread!!!! I've been exploiting it since Halloween. LOL.

It really impacts a girl Xmas week.

So, what are some if the best places to target these manless women on Xmas and NYE?

haha glad to hear you've been taking advantage of the seasonal opportunity also! On the actual holiday it's gonna be decently difficult to snag a manless women, but the days leading up to the events are the real bread and butter. I'll most definitely be solo on xmas and nye, I just won't hesitate to call in relief at the end of the night.

A good place to meet these girls is in the shopping districts:
a) There's nothing a woman loves more than spending money when she's sad (see shoe stores, make up stores, etc.)
b) It's an easy entry into the holiday season thing with possible minor neg. "Cute (insert item here), is that a xmas gift for your mom..?"

And also keep an open mind at local supermarkets. Potentially rotate supermarkets to see whats out there, because:
a) The holiday season is a big cooking holiday (especially sweets...see the baking aisle)
b) And then of course, the holiday season systematically shreds a single woman's self confidence (see rocky road ice cream aisle)

Finally, if all else fails, there's always local bars and taverns. Proceed with caution here. Drunk, depressed, girls during holiday season is a recipe for disaster.

[FretDancer]

(12-14-2010 10:39 PM)cityhype Wrote:  

A good place to meet these girls is in the shopping districts. There's nothing a woman loves more than spending money when she's sad (see shoe stores, make up stores, etc.). Maybe also check ice cream aisles at your local supermarket (see rocky road). And then if all else fails, local taverns and bars are always available to pick up the slack.

Haha this is golden, definitely the shopping districts are perfect. Lots of women, consequently theres bound to be hot women, better yet: hot manless women. It's interesting how I never thought about this time of the year in that way... I'll try to take advantage of it as much as I can