[Capitán Peligroso]

'10 Honest Thoughts On Being Loved By A Skinny Boy' Breaks Down Every Bullsh*t Stereotype About 'Big Girls'

I'll offer this without comment, except to say it might be easier to listen to the audio only rather than watch.

[Veloce]

'10 Honest Thoughts on Being a Fat Bitch'

10. Cupcakes
9. Pizza
8. Froyo
7. Starbucks
6. Soda
5. Self-delusion
4. Why get Chipotle to go if I can just eat the whole thing right now?
3. Walmart's having a sale on Fat Scooters
2. OM NOM NOM
1. Fatties gonna Fat

[AnonymousBosch]

She's loved despite her weight, yet still finds ways to complain about it.



I always thought the 'nice personality' thing was a bullshit myth. Toxic outside, toxic inside.

[Kingsley Davis]

Why for fuck sake did i click this link on the same page.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/becky-cave...ref=topbar

[vinman]

I should've paid attention and listened to the audio. That land whale was ghastly. There were so many contradictions in her poetry. She will never believe that she's beautiful because she knows that she isn't.

[dads]

delete

[dads]

also, is she aware that all those insecurities she feels could be mitigated by just running and eating salad

[Mekorig]

(12-20-2013 07:27 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

Why for fuck sake did i click this link on the same page.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/becky-cave...ref=topbar

Another fat, nearly 40, single mother cachalote. Call Captain Ahab!

[Gopher]

(12-20-2013 07:41 PM)vinman Wrote:  

She will never believe that she's beautiful because she knows that she isn't.

This.

These fat bitches could try self discipline and eat better and exercise.

They are fat and ugly and they know it and rather than do anything about it they try to convince themselves and others that "big is beautiful." Even though they still hate themselves for being fat and ugly.

Sometimes the idiocy that is America's populace makes me want to live Thoreau style in a cabin in the woods.

[commiejoe]

Why is a woman fat?
- Because her metabolism is naturally low, she has a disease, and her genetics don't agree with food she eats.

Why is a man fat?
- Because he is a slovenly lazy useless sack of skin, has a small dick, lives in his parents basement, and hates women.

I learn something new every day.

[Snowplow]

I'm truly disgusted by this and anytime I see that shit in real life I'm mortified. In Chicago its pretty common to see the wimp and the blimp walking down the street holding hands, I've always wanted to question the dude but its funnier to pretend he got hypnotized like shallow Hal. The thing my dad always said about fat women is they are only good for one thing, shade in the summer and heat in the winter. I always told him I'd rather have lost an appendage to frostbite than to admitting to sleeping next to a behemoth.

[Rotisserie]

The only time this 'girl' would be useful to me is if we were stuck on a snowy mountain, about to die of starvation, and we have to resort to cannibalism. I bet I can get some good bacon off her back.

Sadly, the guy she's with would probably kill himself first to satisfy her dietary needs. 'It's out of her control, she has a thyroid problem,' he says. By the sounds of his frail body, she'd probably scarf him down in less than an hour.

[Veloce]

(12-21-2013 02:45 AM)Rotisserie Wrote:  

I bet I can get some good bacon off her back.

Bacon comes from the belly, also known as brisket.

On the back you have the loin cuts; rib chops and loin chops.

I'd stick to leaner cuts like the filet. With her fat marbling, you'd probably die from clogged arteries.

[la_mode]

Why even address them? Not worth it.

[Rotisserie]

(12-21-2013 02:59 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

I'd stick to leaner cuts like the filet. With her fat marbling, you'd probably die from clogged arteries.

I stand corrected by the guy with the butcher avatar. Guess I have to save the juicier cuts for later. I do love skirt steak, so I'd almost hope no one finds me for a while.