[Tuthmosis]

This "song" basically further confirms the master narrative we've pieced together about Western chicks and the arc of their slut development. The best part of this story will be when she, like many others before and after her, asks herself "why won't anyone marry me?" around age 30-something.

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Note that at a 6/10, she's the perfect demographic for maximum carousel action.

[AnonymousBosch]

Nothing of value has even been played on a ukelele.

[Rutting Elephant]

"All I want to do is just explore" (1:48), like "I just want new experiences," is a euphemism girls learn in college dorms to explain to their LTRs that they're getting on the carousel. For all its cliches, the song is at least authentic.

[Bacchus]

"Let's go to a Blue Jays game."

She's from Toronto, naturally.

[Kingsley Davis]

Does she take requests?