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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 06:45 PM
He could have tried saying no.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 06:53 PM
Quote:Quote:
She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint...
Did she mean skinflute?
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 07:08 PM
He could have tried throwing her over the railing first.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 07:08 PM
He should have taken the shopping bags with him in his fall!...
instead of which, he first put the bags at the feet of his shouting girlfriend, and then jumps, empty-handed, to his death :
Totally Beta, including at the last minute. Lived beta and died beta, poor sod.
And now this chick is happy : she's got the bags full of gifts, and at the same time got rid of her old, worn-out boyfriend. Free to find a new one : I bet she won't mourn long, that one...
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 07:10 PM
Girlfriend asks you to see one more shop.
You get upset and literally kill yourself.
Was that Beta?
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 07:19 PM
Social Darwinism in action.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 07:25 PM
This story would have had a better ending if he threw her over the side.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 07:39 PM
Top that motherfuckers!
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 07:45 PM
Christmas in China?
Learn something new every day
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 08:15 PM
I never understand people who get so sad/mad that they kill themselves. Now, I'm not advocating murder, but this guy should have tossed the girl, not himself.
Total beta.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 08:25 PM
What a faggot. Good riddance.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 08:52 PM
Yet more proof that Game saves lives. If he'd known about "amused mastery" he'd have had all tools to handle this situation.
Or avoid being there entirely.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 08:56 PM
Dude was apparently lugging around her bags full of shit, threw 'em down, then hopped over the railing to his death.
He should've threw the bags down, walked to the car, and drove off.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 08:58 PM
"An eyewitness said: 'He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more.
'She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument.'"
^Sounded like a bitch lmao.
Proper Way To Handle This:
(Set her bags on the floor and smile at her)
"I'm leaving now. Leave with me or take a cab."
Death avoided.
$1,000 says he was paying for all the shopping.
The real question is: Did she continue to shop?
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 09:03 PM
She's probably going to be wearing one of her new pairs of shoes at his funeral.
...
Meh, who am I kidding? She won't show up.
Bitch.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-09-2013, 09:59 PM
My understanding is that the reason he jumped is because she was spending too much money, not because he couldn't face one more shop. According to the Chinese folk on reddit anyway. The headline is click bait.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-10-2013, 12:32 AM
You know she scurried down to his body, rolled his mangled ass over and with her thumb and index finger gently removed his wallet from his battered, bloody ass and went on shopping.
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-10-2013, 03:23 AM
Maybe the guy was approaching bankruptcy and came to the realization "holy fuck, she's never gonna stop and I am gonna lose everything anyways."
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Harassed Boyfriend Jumps to his Death while Shopping
12-10-2013, 03:34 AM
This is tragic but fuck, I find it hilarious. What a chump. Why didn't he just say no, leave, throw the bags overboard...? But no, the dumbass has to kill himself. He should have been notified of the possibilities of either a) learning game or b) going herbivore.
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