[Agent 47]

^^^^
What in God's green earth did i just watch???

I was trying to fall asleep, but... yeah....

[WanderingSoul]

I like to whisper in her ear, "I'm the last person who will ever see you alive."

Usually takes a second before they realize what I said.

[Sombro]

"Who's the king??!!"

[Screwston]

Haha ive seen a video where Pipes tells the girl that hes gonna call her mom for being so bad and nasty with his dick.

[Hotwheels]

"You did turn off the stove.... right?"

[CTking]

Take it bitch

[AneroidOcean]

"I fucked your sister yesterday"

"I have AIDS"

Then hold on!

[Remington]

(11-20-2013 01:40 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

"I fucked your sister yesterday"

"I have AIDS"

Then hold on!

RODEO!

[Mon]

TO GIRL 1: "Tell her you love eatin her."
TO GIRL 2: "Tell her you love how she eats yo' pussy."
(While fuckin one doggy-style as she eats another's pussy)

[Mon]

THIS IS ALL SAID WHILE CONTINUOUSLY POUNDING THE POONANI PAVEMENT.

When she says: "I'm gonna cum."

ME: "No you're not. You don't cum until I tell you to cum. Ain't that right bitch?"
HER: "Yes Master."
ME: "Goddamn right. You Wanna cum?"
HER: "Yes, I wanna cum."
ME: "Well ask me. Beg me to allow you to cum."
HER: "Please... please... can I cum Master... please!!!"
ME: "Not yet."
HER: "PLEASE!!! CAN I PLEASE CUM!!"
ME: "Ok. I'm gonna count 10 strokes. On the tenth one, I want you to show me how you can have the most explosive orgasm ever for me. You wanna do that for me, right?"
HER: "Yes Master. Yes Master, I wanna do that for you."

I take 10 long, slow strokes. Pull all the way out to the tip and ram it DEEP.
Verbally count down each stroke. Keep the dick deep in while saying shit like:
"10... You know that the best orgasm of your life is come."
"9... The build-up is too much. You can't take it. You're about to cry it's so intense, right?"
She'll be going FUCKIN NUTS and acknowledging everything I say. THEY BEG, BEG, BEG!!!

By the time I get down to "3," you'd mistake her for being filled with the holy-ghost or having a seizure... an epileptic mess.
On that last stroke, I say "CUM LIKE A GOOD SLAVE BITCH!!!"
When she starts cumming, I go Berserk in the pussy. TEARS USUALLY BURST FROM THEIR FACES AT THIS TIME.

THIS IS CHANGE-HER-BRAIN, OWN A BITCH SHIT!!!

[soup]

It's fun to put a girls panties in her mouth.

[vinman]

(11-30-2013 04:34 PM)soup Wrote:  

It's fun to put a girls panties in her mouth.

Panties in the mouth while you manually strangle them. Strangely enough this turbo charges married women, and women in long term relationships.

[nek]

How about a discount?

[Floss]

What's the consensus on saying silly shit while getting head? I don't know why, but silly shit always pops into my head and I blurt it out. I had one girl just give up after she couldn't stop laughing for the third time and it took some convincing to get her to continue.

Like, getting head is such a joyous occasion for me. Dirty talk is cool sometimes, but what pops into my head most often is situational humor.

[Mon]

(11-30-2013 04:44 PM)vinman Wrote:  

Panties in the mouth while you manually strangle them.

YES!!!

[Texas_Tryhard]

Look up Nick Manning for some hilarious shit.

[Flavius Aetius]

(11-30-2013 05:56 PM)Floss Wrote:  

What's the consensus on saying silly shit while getting head? I don't know why, but silly shit always pops into my head and I blurt it out. I had one girl just give up after she couldn't stop laughing for the third time and it took some convincing to get her to continue.

Like, getting head is such a joyous occasion for me. Dirty talk is cool sometimes, but what pops into my head most often is situational humor.

Things I have said during a blow job

Me: mmmh You are a good little cocksucker
Me: If your not gagging your not doing it right (when she tried to avoid deep throating)
Me: That's right--worship it good

Favorite things to say during sex

Me: Shut up-- You are not in control (when she starts to talk too much)
Me: I own you--that pussy is mine--who owns that pussy? (while grabbing her hair hard to get her confirmation)
Me: Take it..... like a good little girl (when I have my hand around her neck and pounding her hard)