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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ed..._star_ama/

Found this gem of an AMA. This guy is a pathetic simp (and emotional tampon). It was done 2 years ago, but lots of funnies here and examples of what not to do.

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There's nothing romantic or "sexy" about filming a porn. So I really don't think of it as cheating. She takes her career very seriously and has made it clear that what she does on camera is strictly business. I'm her emotional crutch and I'm the one she comes home to and says "I love you".

I don't sleep around. I'm faithful to her. I know, it's weird.

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Oh man, at the start of our relationship that was always on my mind. I can't tell you how nervous I was the first time we had sex. Especially because my dick is like half the size of the male porn stars. But, she's extremely satisfied with me and it's great. I'm not apprehensive about it at all anymore. We've been together for over a year, so she likes me [Image: smile.gif]

Plus, she doesn't do anal in films, but she does with me. So in your face male porn stars!

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Hahaha oh she showers and cleans herself up before we do anything. She doesn't want the remnants of some guys sperm sitting in her anymore than I do.

LOL!

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We have sex a lot, but there are definitely times when she doesn't want any. It's not uncommon for her to film several movies in a day so I can understand that the last thing she'd want to do when she comes home is sex it up some more.

Maybe they should have asked dude if his girlfriend loves him so much why doesn't she quit porn? lol.

Anyone know any guys "dating" (hopefully not seriously) pornstar chicks?
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

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There's nothing romantic or "sexy" about filming a porn. So I really don't think of it as cheating.

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I'm her emotional crutch and I'm the one she comes home to and says "I love you".

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We have sex a lot, but there are definitely times when she doesn't want any. It's not uncommon for her to film several movies in a day so I can understand that the last thing she'd want to do when she comes home is sex it up some more.

So she comes home and gives you an "I love you"...but often no sex, after she's spent most of the day giving that sex to a bunch of random guys with dicks twice the size of yours.

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I don't sleep around. I'm faithful to her. I know, it's weird.

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Plus, she doesn't do anal in films, but she does with me. So in your face male porn stars!

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Hahaha oh she showers and cleans herself up before we do anything. She doesn't want the remnants of some guys sperm sitting in her anymore than I do.

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She claims that she hasn't been able to orgasm in a porn since she's been with me, but I'm not sure how true that it.

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Plus, would you jack off to videos of your gf?

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Nah, I don't fap to her videos. It's hard to explain but like I've trained myself to view her movies as "non-sexual"
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

Lol at Athlone's post. That cool cat never ceases to amaze with his quality gifs.

But anyway...

What a shmuck. Poor bastard. How much you wanna bet she leaves in a few months? I say 6.
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

An earlier take, albeit not a AMA, on this topic: http://randazza.wordpress.com/2010/02/23...es-anyway/
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

How much do we want to bet he pays for the apt + her expenses while she 'saves for college'?

Hahahaha.
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

This guy is in total denial and is a walking blue pill. He's even downplaying the size of his you-know-what.
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

Athlone's GIF game is peerless.

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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

I believe the expression everyone is looking for is:

"Top that, motherfuckers!"

On a more serious note, it is his uber-Beta attitude that is more emasculating than the fact that she takes dicks for a living. I've recently read two AMAs with the husband of Maggie McNeil, a retired escort who is also a very respected writer on prositution issues, and he didn't seem nearly that bad. He met her when he hired an escort after his wife announced that she was divorcing him, she isn't working anymore, frequently writes on the importance of caring for your husband, and while she was working she would bring him other girls to have threesomes with.

Edit - found links:
http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/...-part-one/
http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2011/...-part-two/

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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

What's the point of dating a porn chick if she's not bringing other chicks around for you to bang? And it sounds like the no strange for him rule wasn't his idea. I give props, this chick has some game.
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Beta does AMA on what it's like dating a porn ho

I met a chick in OZ that just filmed on Brazzers. She kept dropping it like it was DHV... I just kept changing the subject and acting like i didnt know what brazzers is. It was rather amusing....not sure id bang a porn star.

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