[realologist]

(01-30-2018 10:27 PM)Mr. Bigglesworth Wrote:  

(01-30-2018 08:41 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

"You dont need a condom but you can only fuck me in the ass. Im saving my virginity for my wedding night"

I also posted this one in the "Most scandalous thing girls said" thread

Her Wedding night...

"honey your pussy's so tight but why is it I can fit my whole fist in your ass?"

I messed with a chick like that. I remember she texted me one day saying she was looking for a serious relationship and a man to marry so she couldn't that anymore. She needed to be as pure as possible.

[CleanSlate]

"I want ice cream" ... and proceeds to go down on me.

[bantersmyth]

"You... feel... soo... good... (eyes rolling in the back of her head)" - countless times

Variations of "this is your pussy and you own me" (unsolicited)

"OMG, OMG, OMG" - right as I stick it in.

"This is the best sex I've ever had." a few times (unsolicited)

Same girl - "I get so turned on sucking your dick."

"You could do this forever." - my favorite + factually correct.

[airelibre]

(After sex): "I can't feel anything... do I still have a vagina?"

[Roardog]

My name being shouted at the top of her lungs along with "oh god" and "yes".
Happened to me on Sunday, thought the neighbors would call the cops she was so loud.

[Mercenary]

This is a bit of a weird one, but I took it as a very original compliment:
(From a plate I only see a few times a year)


"When we are apart a long time, my monthly period (menstruation) blood comes out in ugly thick chunks..."

"However, after those weeks when you fuck me real good, my monthly period blood comes out like a perfectly smooth river."

[Werekoala]

Paraphrasing from a text conversation last week with my current Future Ex-Mrs. Werekoala; I want you to dominate your pussy tomorrow.

There was more, but I've slept since then.

[bantersmyth]

Remembered one from when I was in high school. My first GF (took her vcard)

Talking about our relationship: "It's always your way or the highway."

Damn right.

[Graft]

"You are ruthless"

[Tex]

I was once having sex with this really hot Czech girl and as I was pounding away and grabbing her wrists I started to hear "No, no, no, no...."

But she was actually saying "ano," which is Czech for yes.

[King of Monkeys]

(02-07-2018 01:35 AM)Tex Wrote:  

I was once having sex with this really hot Czech girl and as I was pounding away and grabbing her wrists I started to hear "No, no, no, no...."

But she was actually saying "ano," which is Czech for yes.

So sometimes "a no" is actually a "yes" in another language.

[MongolianAbroad]

(02-07-2018 01:35 AM)Tex Wrote:  

I was once having sex with this really hot Czech girl and as I was pounding away and grabbing her wrists I started to hear "No, no, no, no...."

But she was actually saying "ano," which is Czech for yes.

You sure she wasn't bilingual in Spanish?

Ano is Spanish for anus.

[MongolianAbroad]

(02-07-2018 01:35 AM)Tex Wrote:  

I was once having sex with this really hot Czech girl and as I was pounding away and grabbing her wrists I started to hear "No, no, no, no...."

But she was actually saying "ano," which is Czech for yes.

You sure she didn't speak Spanish?

Those Europeans are usually multilingual...

Ano is Spanish for anus.

[Montrose]

Then she said: ‘I found that cool video on youtube, it’s an interview of a guy named Jordan Peterson, I really like him, you should watch it’

[Glaucon]

"I came 3 times already."

"I never experienced anything like this with anybody else."

She was fun...good times.

[The Stronger Sex]

"Being so hot should be forbidden" (Girl at the bakery)

She was chubby so nothing happeded, but I don't hear that every day from a stranger.

[Roardog]

"I've never let a guy cum inside me before" - for the record it was in her ass

"My butt hurts but it was so good" - after I took her anal virginity, same girl as above

[Spartacus]

I love you.