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#51

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Quote: (12-30-2014 03:04 PM)draketton Wrote:  

because so many women conceal their skin and body shape with what they wear, spotting a butterface while out and about is difficult

most butterfaces would seem at first glance to be ugly all around, since you don't have a good view of her body

Where the hell are you, Saudi Arabia? [Image: lol.gif]

The ugliest chicks around still squeeze their ample midriffs into tight tops and short skirts on a Friday night. Someone will be desperate enough to hit on it..

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#52

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Quote: (10-06-2013 10:14 PM)scotian Wrote:  

Quote: (10-06-2013 09:39 PM)Archer Wrote:  

Isn't this why Doggystyle was invented? [Image: banana.gif]

No Ali-B's parents invented doggy style so they could both watch Nascar.

I saw that.


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#53

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Quote: (12-30-2014 03:18 PM)roberto Wrote:  

Quote: (12-30-2014 03:04 PM)draketton Wrote:  

because so many women conceal their skin and body shape with what they wear, spotting a butterface while out and about is difficult

most butterfaces would seem at first glance to be ugly all around, since you don't have a good view of her body

Where the hell are you, Saudi Arabia? [Image: lol.gif]

The ugliest chicks around still squeeze their ample midriffs into tight tops and short skirts on a Friday night. Someone will be desperate enough to hit on it..

norcal, about 40 miles from SF

tight tops are exactly the kind of concealment I'm talking about. you can't tell what a girl's body is really like if she's wearing clothes that have the intended purpose of distorting form.

ugly face + form distorting clothes = kneejerk bad judgment about what's underneath the clothes
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#54

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Had this same debate with some friends in college. Was a girl with a body 9-10 but had a cleft lip face like below. Couldn't bring myself to do it, although I heard a few guys did [Image: sadwave.gif]

[Image: makeup-for-cleft-lip-palate-all-done-wit...3c3a86.jpg]
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#55

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I try to follow the wisdom a friend once told me : you dont fuck the face.

Don't debate me.
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#56

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Quote: (12-30-2014 05:32 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

I try to follow the wisdom a friend once told me : you dont fuck the face.

Speak for yourself. [Image: pimp.gif]

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#57

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Beauty is only a lightswitch away. [Image: pimp.gif][Image: pimp.gif]
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#58

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Quote: (10-06-2013 10:14 PM)scotian Wrote:  

Quote: (10-06-2013 09:39 PM)Archer Wrote:  

Isn't this why Doggystyle was invented? [Image: banana.gif]

No Ali-B's parents invented doggy style so they could both watch Nascar.

I thought it was invented by you Canucks so you and your girl could both watch Hockey.

G
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#59

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I love butterfaces.

I like that weird combo of a great body with an off-kilter face.

It gets the juices flowing...
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#60

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And I thought I was the only one!

The oddity of the contrast between the hot body and the goofy face really gets my boner going.

I can finally feel normal again

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#61

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Quote: (12-30-2014 05:32 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

I try to follow the wisdom a friend once told me : you dont fuck the face.

What if you're throat fucking her though!?

Quote: (12-30-2014 05:26 PM)coverdoc Wrote:  

Had this same debate with some friends in college. Was a girl with a body 9-10 but had a cleft lip face like below. Couldn't bring myself to do it, although I heard a few guys did [Image: sadwave.gif]

[Image: makeup-for-cleft-lip-palate-all-done-wit...3c3a86.jpg]

That isn't butter, that's dragon butter!
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#62

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Quote: (10-10-2013 04:02 AM)_DC_ Wrote:  

A lot of my bangs have been butter faces, but the term is subjective also. As long as her body is smoking, and her face isnt horrble, these comprise a lot of my ONS.

i was actually in bed with a "butterface" once, (see under 5 min sex poll for story) and my friend called me asking where I was, and uf I was with the Butterface. She heard, and was reasonable offended, but to this day his GFs dont hold a candle to her face. Again stating that butterface is a subjective term, IMO, although its literal definition is "everything good but her face".

In short, a butterface to me is a girl whose attractive, but her bod is banging. And for drunken sex, thats pretty much the kicker. And for the dudes espousing hitting the weights, its not exactly the same, but girls want a good body to pound them.

I also totally respect butterfaces, because you can only play with the cards you're dealt, and good for them. With all the fatties in America, if a girl is ugly and she takes it upon herself to make her body hard then its a good judge of character as well IMO.

never thought of it that way, but good point
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#63

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Wouldn't having a butterface be better incentive just to do a girl from behind? [Image: hump.gif]
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#64

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So what's a fat girl with a cute face called? A butterball?
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#65

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^^ "window chicks"

because they look cute 'til they open that car door and step out
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#66

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My definition for butterface is a face that is at a 5 or lower, but a body at an 8 or above. There are just so many girls that are both pretty and bodacious that you're better off going after them and not bothering with the girls who only have one or the other.

However, there are cases where you're like "Dammit why am I turned on?", like in porn. It's such a waste. I more notice the girls that are beautiful facially but have the standardly slim body. If I could switch out their bodies with those of butterfaces', I'd do it in a heartbeat.
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#67

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バックシャン (romaji: bakkushan)

(dated, in particular) A woman who is beautiful from behind, but ugly from the front.
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#68

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Saexwise I am guessing the butterface offers a better time than the butterbody.

Don't debate me.
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#69

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An acronym from Britain way back in the 90s-

BOBFOC

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

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#70

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I have a girl in my rotation with a butterface. I've tried to drop her but she has a smoking hot body. Think gymnast/runners body. Once I'm in there I forget about her face completely.

Shame is I can't really take her out and show her off. She's below average face wise. In heels and skirt she looks like a smoke show with ok face.
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#71

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I have a girl on my fb who is the definition of a butterface. I've never seen an Asian chick with such an incredible, model-esque but busty body, but with such an orc-like face. It just doesn't make sense - how can genes simultaneously cause such a great body but such a hideous face?
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#72

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Quote: (12-31-2014 10:04 AM)rebelofbabyloin Wrote:  

So what's a fat girl with a cute face called? A butterball?

A landwhale. She can fix it so she gets no credit.
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#73

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I've used this term to describe a butterface before if you want to be on the down and low with your friends if there's others within earshot.

Call the girl a shrimp.

What do you do with a shrimp?

(tear off the head and eat the body)

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