[InternationPlayboy]

(10-25-2010 11:30 PM)htx713 Wrote:  

(10-25-2010 09:57 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

Looks like I'm gonna have to bend my own rules a little bit. I met a former playboy model last night, I'd say she has to be close to 40 now, but has a body much better than most 25 year olds. At first I thought she was full of shit about being on playboy, but she sent me a picture of her cover (Yeah, not just in Playboy, on the cover, and said it was her second cover she had done for Playboy), along with the cover of Elle that she was on, and a bilboard on timesquare. She also sent me some nudes. They could be photo shopped, but I really don't think so. Her body is smoking and I could definitely see her being in playboy 10 years ago. She also lives in one of the nicest condos in South Beach. She text me today to see if I wanted to go to the pool at her house on Friday. She wants me to come over late since she doesn't get off until 9. Her face is meh, but she's blonde, I'm not really big on blondes, I'm sure many of you would think her face is nice. I think it's nice, just not my type. Pretty stoked for Friday, I'm sure this chick is gonna fuck my brains out. She probably has mad experience. You think I'm gonna pass up the chance to say I've bangged a playboy model? Not a chance.

Keep us updated LOL

Most def.

[InternationPlayboy]

Oh, and she says she hasn't been fucked in over a year. I don't know how true that is, but I don't really give a shit if it's not to tell you the truth. And if it is true, I think I should be in for a treat....

[Entropy4]

I'm 26. Range is 18 to 32... I'll go up to 35 or so in special circumstances, but it's rare.

[InternationPlayboy]

So I did bang the playboy chick last night and she definitely was in playboy and a million other magazines, she had clippings all over her house. It was the hardest lay I've ever had due to the fact I had to actually hang out with this chick for 4 hours. She was completely nuts, and wouldn't stop talking about either total obserd shit that made no sense, or things that were the most ignorant and ridiculous shit I've heard in a long time. At least I didn't have to run any game, I just had to sit there and act like i was listening for 3 hours. Anytime I tried to say something she would interupt. I swear I almost walked out on her 3 times but I just kept thinking, "In two hours I'll have her in her room doggy style." She wouldn't tell me her age but I actually think its more like 35. She also had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, which I thought was weird since she was also the oldest.

[iknowexactly]

(10-30-2010 01:02 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

She was completely nuts, and wouldn't stop talking about either total obserd shit that made no sense, or things that were the most ignorant and ridiculous shit I've heard in a long time.

Wow, this is a great contribution you've made here-- lots of thought provoking stuff- some ideas I get off this:

1) Reaffirms hott chicks receive no pressure to advance as a person or conversationalist -- especially if they started trading on their sex appeal young. All the people she's dealt with have been into her for her sexuality and had no concern with what an idiot she was, she was never challenged.

2) You proved the genius of shutting up once again ( once they get going)

Could you elaborate more on what was stupid/ignorant in her convo?
Was it racist, superstitious, hateful in some way?

[Kona]

(10-30-2010 01:02 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

She also had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, which I thought was weird since she was also the oldest.

Were her tits real? How about her ass or face?

Those surgery types are all getting that pussy tightening job now days.

Maybe that's the case?

Aloha!

[InternationPlayboy]

(10-30-2010 04:53 PM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

(10-30-2010 01:02 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

She was completely nuts, and wouldn't stop talking about either total obserd shit that made no sense, or things that were the most ignorant and ridiculous shit I've heard in a long time.

Wow, this is a great contribution you've made here-- lots of thought provoking stuff- some ideas I get off this:

1) Reaffirms hott chicks receive no pressure to advance as a person or conversationalist -- especially if they started trading on their sex appeal young. All the people she's dealt with have been into her for her sexuality and had no concern with what an idiot she was, she was never challenged.

2) You proved the genius of shutting up once again ( once they get going)

Could you elaborate more on what was stupid/ignorant in her convo?
Was it racist, superstitious, hateful in some way?

Yeah, she basically said it her self that it was good I just shut my mouth and listened. She said, "I like you, you really know how to listen and be interested, at least you act like it." More like acted like it... And yes, her conversation was ignorant for all of the above reasons. She told me she thought that we should just bomb the whole middle east and kill every muslim. When I tried to put in my two cents she would cut me off and tell me I was an idiot. I would stop her very sternly and tell her she wasn't even listening and all she did was talk but never listen. I was starting to get frusterated. I asked her if she had ever been to the middle east and met the people there, she said, "I've been to the border of Israel where you could see Iraq and Syria (or wherever it was). Wow, really? And how many Muslims did you meet there? She kept bringing up politics and religion which pissed me off. I'm very well educated in both aspects, but never really like discussing them because they always bring up fierce arguments, and I usually know a lot more about Christianity than most Christians. She was trying to tell me that Catholocism wasn't a form of Christianity. She was also into terrot cards, and all types of crazy shit and was telling me that she would see things before they happened. I mean this chick was really nuts man. Then when I went to bang her she said, "I'm not gonna fuck you if you're never gonna call me again." At that point I was almost thinking I shouldn't do it, but she was also almost naked at that point, what are you gonna do?

Kona, her tits were definitely natural, they weren't all that nice, you could tell she was starting to get old. She could have had the viginoplasty though, but if she did I couldn't tell. She definitely didn't have facial surgery either. She definitely looked a lot better in her modeling days. I really hope I don't see this chick again around town.

[gringoed]

hahaha that'll make for a good story IP. I probably would have walked out on her though, I have a low tolerance for ignorance.

[InternationPlayboy]

Yeah, I do too, but I already knew it was in the bag. I didn't want to pass up the chance to say I've banged a playboy model. I definitely would have walked out in most other cases and came really close to walking out in this case as well. I even told her, "I'm about to get up and leave right now. It's impossible to have a conversation with you, it's like talking to a wall."

[Feo]

I'm 26. I don't date below 22 or above 35.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

I met a guy this weekend in his early 40s. He was charming and I almost went for it just for the experience... hahahahaha

[Badstuber]

(11-01-2010 07:47 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

I met a guy this weekend in his early 40s. He was charming and I almost went for it just for the experience... hahahahaha

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[Rocco81]

Man I don't keep these strict age rules in my head they are too limiting.

I do know that a woman in her late 30's early 40's is usually a more comfortable bang and a good time more often than not. Now I'm not talking relationship material or anything you need to work at, but more or less if you are doing some mid day game and having a drink with friends, In my experiences the mid 30's - 40 is more likely to hook up quicker and let you hit it quicker than the 21 y/o. Like someone else said, the 21 is usually better looking, tighter body, etc. but then you have to work longer, put up with her stupid ass stories, deal with her little friends and gay ass txt msgs. all the time etc. The 30-40 will just invite you over, let you jam and be cool with you not sticking around for hours.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Seriously, the guy didn't try to approach me well. Only when I was about to leave. Then, I got curious about it.