[chexmix]

"I am shamefully neglectful of my wifely duties. In fact, I am the anti-wife."

"This may make me sound selfish, but I'm just being honest. At 39, I've never ironed a single item of my husband's clothing. I rarely cook for him either. Why would I bother when he's so much better at it than I am?
Last Christmas, he produced a lavish three-course lunch and booked a 15th-century cottage for our whole family to eat it in. All I did was hold out my champagne glass for him to refill while saying: 'Well done, darling.'"

"The truth is that I'm just too busy and involved in my career as a writer to be a traditional, caring wife.
I work from home and, like most self-employed people in a recession, I push myself to the limit. I set my alarm for 6am so I can squeeze in an hour of work before the school run and I often write until midnight."


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...ud-it.html


The hamster is strong gentlemen...

[bojangles]

Hah, the comments are magnificent.

I had a chuckle at this link on there too

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ead_module

just for the comments. Love Daily Mail readers haha

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Honestly, I wouldn't have anything against such a wife if she kept herself hot and pleasant, was faithful to her husband and always took care of him sexually. But of course, the odds of that being the case with the woman who speaks this way of household chores and career are astronomical.

[Parlay44]

There's no such thing as a 39 year old trophy wife. I'll pass. I'll never have to rely on a dual income to live. So her "career" is really irrelevant to me. It's busy work for her after all the wifely duties are done. Maybe some extra spending cash.

[Jon's Coffee Shop]

First article has to be fake. Please let that be satire.

[Teedub]

(09-19-2013 08:39 AM)bojangles Wrote:  

Hah, the comments are magnificent.

I had a chuckle at this link on there too

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ead_module

just for the comments. Love Daily Mail readers haha

If you read the top comments of the story you posted, it's all puritanical Americans! The Daily Mail is spreading!

[iop890]

Quote:

Intimacy is reserved only for his birthdays - and then just the ones with a zero.

My sides!

[Parlay44]

Quote:

It's my fault that he returns home to find no dinner and our children running amok.

But I work hard, too, and that changes everything. While I love my children deeply, wiping noses, bottoms and encrusted beans off the floor doesn't inspire me in the way my work does.

I'm too busy to share the chores. After a day of writing, I feel happy and complete; after a day with the children, I am frazzled.

[bojangles]

(09-19-2013 09:12 AM)Jons Coffee Shop Wrote:  

First article has to be fake. Please let that be satire.

Yo blood where's your coffee shop, I can head down der and game some dames

[chexmix]

oh wow I didn't notice this nugget.

"My job often means being away from home during the evenings and weekends, which means the lion's share of the childcare falls to Ben. Even when I am home, I keep one eye glued to my iPhone for fear of missing a work call."

[bojangles]

shes a slut, she says they have sex once a decade, yet their kids are 6 and 2 years old.

[Midlands Man]

The only surprising thing here is that she actually admitted to how bad she is as a wife.

Most British women delude themselves into thinking they do everything, when in reality your British man does most things and gets little in return.

If you are a UK woman things have never been so good and I don't see this changing at all.

[Tuthmosis]

(09-19-2013 09:03 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

There's no such thing as a 39 year old trophy wife.

Exactly. That's called an atrophy wife.

[Teedub]

(09-19-2013 09:37 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-19-2013 09:03 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

There's no such thing as a 39 year old trophy wife.

Exactly. That's called an atrophy wife.

[bacon]

This picture says it all

[iop890]

(09-19-2013 09:30 AM)chexmix Wrote:  

oh wow I didn't notice this nugget.

"My job often means being away from home during the evenings and weekends, which means the lion's share of the childcare falls to Ben. Even when I am home, I keep one eye glued to my iPhone for fear of missing a work call."

Yea, she's definitely getting fucked by someone more than once a decade.

[Walderschmidt]

Top Comments

[Vaun]

(09-19-2013 09:03 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

There's no such thing as a 39 year old trophy wife. I'll pass. I'll never have to rely on a dual income to live. So her "career" is really irrelevant to me. It's busy work for her after all the wifely duties are done. Maybe some extra spending cash.

In the end if you have ever been with one of these winners, its just a way for them to justify spending more money, including yours.

[Kid Strangelove]

I wont say the shit that others have said already. No point

However - notice this.

She is 39. They got married in 2003 - so she was 29. She wasnt half bad in that wedding photo (from a side angle) . But in 10 measly years of marriage, she is old, ugly and useless. 10 years. 10 years.

If the guy would have married a 19 year old, then she would be 29 today. Sure she would have aged and all that, but 29 after 10 years of marriages is WAY better than 39 after 10 years of marriage.


You know this chick rode the carousel hard in her 20s. She settled with a beta provider. She is living the feminist dream.

Lesson - if you're gonna marry - marry a young girl

[Wadsworth]

This reads more like satire than reality.

[MikeCF]

(09-19-2013 11:23 AM)Wadsworth Wrote:  

This reads more like satire than reality.

Daily Mail trolls for readers.

They publish all sorts of posts from middle aged women say, e.g., that they are too hot to get a job (when they are mediocre at best looking).

It works, haha, as we talk about all of them and link to those articles.

[Agent 47]

Poor bastard. He needs to dump this parasite ASAP.

[AnonymousBosch]

Look at her left arm!

[Capitán Peligroso]

Fat, ugly, and pompous...just what I've always wanted in a woman.

[eradicator]

(09-19-2013 11:30 AM)MikeCF Wrote:  

(09-19-2013 11:23 AM)Wadsworth Wrote:  

This reads more like satire than reality.

Daily Mail trolls for readers.

Right, it is like they figure if they post enough crap, it will get shared and get lots of angry responses. That brings in the hits and = $$$

Quote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-Tube.html

'Castrate him!': Game Of Thrones star Richard Madden targeted online by angry women for sitting on Tube with legs too far apart
Actor, 27, who plays Robb Stark in TV drama was seen on Bakerloo line
Image uploaded to Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train website
Even Jacqui Smith wades into row and criticises Madden's train etiquette

A Game of Thrones actor was today slammed by women for his bad train etiquette after being caught taking up too much space on the London Underground.
Richard Madden, 27, was photographed on the Bakerloo line and the image was uploaded to the Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train website, where a user called for him to be 'castrated'.
The commenter reportedly wrote: 'Castrate him. Maybe it would free up some of the space his c*** is desperately trying to take up.'
The Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train website exposes a world of sexual politics that will strike a chord with anyone who has suffered at the hands of bad etiquette on public transport





Dozens of other men have been shamed on the Tumblr website, which has many other funny pictures posted by users of anyone they believe is being disrespectful to fellow passengers.
Even former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith waded into the row last night, saying: 'Apparently the excuse that was given here was that it can be uncomfortable for men to put their legs together.'

She told Sky News: 'I'm surprised he isn't taking any abuse from that poor guy sitting next to him who hasn't got any room.'
One user of the website said: 'Oh, look who it is. Richard, why are your legs so d*** far apart?'.
It was a common theme to reference his Game Of Thrones character, Robb Stark, who was Lord of Winterfell and later King in the North in the HBO fantasy drama.

'Oh man, Robb Stark is a subway leg-spreader?! Maybe the Red Wedding was justified after all…' wrote another blogger.
However some people confused Richard Madden for co-star Kit Harrington, who plays his half-brother on the show, with one saying: 'You know nothing about Tube etiquette, Jon Snow'.
But there were many comments in support of Madden, with some bloggers saying he was not actually taking up too much space, and as the 'King of the North' he was more than entitled to.
'Hey now. Robb Stark is the King of the North. He can take up as much space as he likes. When you play the game of underground seating you either win or die,' one user stated.
Another became more passionate in defence of Madden, saying: 'I hope someone just found this picture on the internet and submitted it because if you saw Richard F****** Madden on the train and took a picture because he was taking up too much room, what are you even doing?'
Since being uploaded on June 5, the image has received 520 notes by Tumblr users.
Richard - who is dating Doctor Who star Jenna Coleman - has thrown himself into film work since his time on Game Of Thrones came to an end.
He was last seen promoting A Promise with co-stars Rebecca Hall and Alan Rickman at Venice Film Festival. Madden's representative did not immediately respond to a MailOnline request for comment.