[Parlay44]

Alright this should be a fun thread.

When I'm hanging out I like to have fun and talk a lot of shit. It gets people laughing and all worked up to have a good time.

One way I do that is to throw in an occasional line from a popular song on the radio. It's fun to see who's paying attention. Who's out of the loop ....etc.

Let me give you a few examples on how to do it.

Example 1: I was hanging out at my friend's place for a big back yard BBQ. They have a Tiki bar setup and sometimes I'll go back and play bartender for a while. I'll grab the shaker and mix up some shots. Setup 6 shot glasses and yell out "Who wants a shot?". People always line up. I start pouring my concoction across the shot glasses and of course I spill some. It happens. Someone will point it out like "hey you're wasting alcohol" or "that's alcohol abuse". So I'll reply "I'm just pouring out a little for my dead homies". Guaranteed laugh.

Example 2: You're running late and get to the party a few hours late. People start saying "hey where ya been?". I'll throw out "Yo the party don't start til I walk in". You gotta say it cocky as fuck though.

Example 3: You're talking to a girl and your friend interrupts your game and is trying to make you out to be a player in front of a girl. I'll neutralize his cockblock and say "yo I'm not a playa I just crush a lot". Classic Big Pun song. Everyone has heard it. Spins the vibe back around to having a good time and the girl laughs and says "You're stupid". Game on.

Example 4: I'll be talking to my boys about a girl girl we think is hot. Typical guy talk. "Yo she's got a nice ass" type of shit. I'll bust out "Tippy tie Tippy Tay she gonna get some dick today". Bust out laughing.

Example 5 is my favorite. It's more of a story. I think I've told it on another thread before. But here we go. I met one of my girls at the bar one Sunday night. We had a few drinks and left in my car. End up down a dead end dirt road and we're just chilling out listening to the radio and BS'n a bit. We end up laying the seats back and she starts giving me head. On the radio is Bruno Mars. So I start playing with her hair and start singing along "I shoulda bought you flowers ....and held your hand" in my best Bruno Mars voice. She starts cracking up laughing with my cock in her mouth. She's a fun girl. I can get away with anything with her.

Come on fellas. Give me some stories and good lyrics to throw out there.
Whatcha got?

[aphelion]

I do this pretty frequently actually. My favorite line is a paraphrase of the Blurred Lines song: 'I'm the hottest bitch in this place'

The nice thing is that it doesn't have to be super current. Sex and the City is over and done with, so if you make a television reference it needs to be from Girls or Glee or whatever dumb shit they're watching now. But you can drop 'I'm a smoker, I'm a joker, I'm a miiidniiiight toker' or whatever from before these girls were born and they love it.

(Never used that one, I'm not a toker)

[Pyre]

(09-07-2013 12:02 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

So I'll reply "I'm just pouring out a little for my dead homies". Guaranteed laugh.

"Yo the party don't start til I walk in". You gotta say it cocky as fuck though.

"yo I'm not a playa I just crush a lot". Classic Big Pun song. Everyone has heard it.

"Tippy tie Tippy Tay she gonna get some dick today". Bust out laughing.

damn man, I haven't heard of any of these lyrics.

"dont drop that thun thun thun"

[Parlay44]

(09-07-2013 02:08 PM)aphelion Wrote:  

I do this pretty frequently actually. My favorite line is a paraphrase of the Blurred Lines song: 'I'm the hottest bitch in this place'

I like it. I could see myself talking to a girl and half-ass singing "I know you want it ....but you're a gooooood girl".

[Bacchus]

I've done this before when I was coming up in the game. The best example that I remember is from a few years ago, when the song "Billionaire" by Travie McCoy was popular. I was talking to a girl who expressed her career ambitions (she was still in college). Upon hearing this, I looked at her and half sang, "You wanna be a billionaire?" And she responded in tune, "So fucking bad."

Right now, you can make a lot of hay from "We Can't Stop" by twerk machine Miley Cyrus.

[booshala]

For some reason, I've been digging a lot of black girls in the past few years and this line that I got from the simplepickup guys has been getting pretty good traction. I guess they're not really used to getting hollered at by Asian dudes.

Me: "You know that song, "Black and Yellow? That's a love song about you and me."

[Parlay44]

(09-07-2013 02:30 PM)Pyre Wrote:  

(09-07-2013 12:02 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

So I'll reply "I'm just pouring out a little for my dead homies". Guaranteed laugh.

"Yo the party don't start til I walk in". You gotta say it cocky as fuck though.

"yo I'm not a playa I just crush a lot". Classic Big Pun song. Everyone has heard it.

"Tippy tie Tippy Tay she gonna get some dick today". Bust out laughing.

damn man, I haven't heard of any of these lyrics.

"dont drop that thun thun thun"

[eradicator]

If you want a chick to laugh, just bust out some lines from too short's 'freaky tales'

Oh, after running some of these lines, you can say "then I met a freak and her name was ____"(use the name of the girl you are running game on), will be a guaranteed laugh out of her.

Quote:

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl, her name was joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met ann, I soked her pans
We ended up freakin' by garbage can
The next young freak I met was red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her name is mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet denise
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece
She only talks about signin' a lease
I met this tender, her name was lori
And a x-rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa
And just like lori, she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name was michelle, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was tammy
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was jane
I pulled to the side and I spitted that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was janie
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, she's just a fiend
It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from alabama
I met this girl, her name was betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat
But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in vegas
She said her name was donna
She was a pitty little freak from china
I said I don't pimp or gigolo
I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe
You can break yourself but you can't break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and I tell you more:
She was down on her knees beggin' to blow
She's like another freak named ren`
You get her alone and she'll make your day
Like burger king, she knows the play
But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way...

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
These are the tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl, thick as hell
Only sixteen, said her name was linell
I took her to my house, I could not wait
Her shit was much tighter than central safe
Let me tell you this since we talkin' young
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne
Always talkin' about havin' fun
Once again in the bed I got it goin' on
I'm sir too $hort, couldn't be no punk
I try to get funky like female funk
So when you see me comin' or see me goin'
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin'
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the foothill bust number forty-three
All the way on the back she was workin' me
Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat
I met this freak named aunt winell
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet
Everythin' she had is what I get
Cause I'm too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit
I met another freak, her name was rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I told her like this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her
Scratched her name off my telephone book
Never again I took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon
She kept lookin', well, I kept stairin'
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
She never left, she cutted out
I know you all know what I'm talkin' about
There's a freak named shane, such a sinner
She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
Shane is cool but her mind is gone
One fat rock and it's goin' on
She had another buddy, came by my place
Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace
She walked in the door wearin' a lace
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
She's like this tender named belinda
Homeboys call her belinda the blender
She gave head like she made it up
She was twenty years old with a big round butt
Had a girl slick like olive oil
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
When she got mad he blood would boil
But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy...

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

Shockedy life, friday night, it's goin' on too $hort
Three weeks ago I met this freak
She followed me around like mary's sheep
I hitted around the corner and when she came
I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
She said it was nina and her man's in santa rita
I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her
Set her on the way the very next way
Playboy $hort was ready to play
I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne
We hitted the motel and got it goin' on
Holiday inn to the break of dawn
When I took baby home, I freaked her mom
I knew this tender named shanie
I took her to the house and let her freak on me
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat
But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet
I met this freak named yolanda
Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda
I was on top and she was up under
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder
I once had a datewith girl named kitty
She was so fine with big fat tiddies
All night long she was actin' shitty
So I macked on baby like I was frank nitti
There's another girl, her name is rose
I use to roll baby like brand new volvos
I never saw rose wearin' clothes
She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose
I was ridin' down the street when I met janet
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it
Tried to poem it but I could not manage
I had this freak, her name was bunny
Said I was the only man who ever called her honey
Everythin' I did to her was funny
I macked on bunny and I took her money
Eight tonight a date with shirlie
She was really short and her hair was curly
If you saw baby you liked this girlie
She was so fine I went to get her early
Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named rachel
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
She liked to kiss all on my neval
Those are her lips on top of my label
I knew another freak, her name was candy
Real big lips and they came in handy
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy
He did me a favor in return
Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne
Baby got tossed and I got it on
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap
And said he had way more freaks than that
So I told him like this: they might be freakin'
But, boy, you never had that t-p-treatment...

[Parlay44]

That's pretty damn good master_thespian. You had me laughing

I've used this one a few times on curly haired girls.

Quote:

I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house to bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"

[R Smoov]

"Ros you will not knock on that girl's door"
"N**** n**** n**** don't believe me just watch" (Trinidad James)

Good comeback to say when someone thinks you can't do something. Or drinking game challenges.

"What's Gucci?" (Kanye)
Good way to greet someone.

[Laner]

When someone compliments my style, which happens often:

"gotta dress, to impress.....spark a bitches interest"

[Kingsley Davis]