A few weeks back i took a day cruise to Ocean Shitty Maryland and cringe as i approached the city limits at the site of jet planes doing loops and shit. I was like great, a mofo just took a break from DC for a day to only get a jet fuel fireball kamikazi-ing into his old ass Honda. Fast forward couple of weekends....
"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"