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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 01:53 PM
MPM,
I'm a gentleman trying to get more out of life. Unfortunately, the guide I enjoy reading to help effect my growth in that regard has not been updated in ten weeks. That, as you know, is a lifetime in Internet terms.
Now, I'm not saying I'm owed content, and I certainly appreciate that swooping nightlife princesses, laying the groundwork for heists, and keeping an eye on forex charts all place considerable demands on the little time a G has left between Boateng fittings, Turf Club post-ups, sparring, and getting shacked.
That, however, is neither the good-intention-paved road to hell nor a reunion three-way with Romy and Michele. So, cut to the quick like Schick: can we expect any G Manifesto updates in the near future?
Cordially,
Lurker
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 02:07 PM
I thought this was going to be a hate/flame post.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 02:09 PM
Total let down, lolz.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 02:11 PM
i thought this thread was going to be 'return of the patriach'.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 02:21 PM
I was just thinking "not another one".
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 02:31 PM
Quote: (06-22-2013 01:53 PM)lurker Wrote:
So, cut to the quick like Schick: can we expect any G Manifesto updates in the near future?
The G was sent to stay with his grandparents in Zanesville, Ohio for the summer and I don't think they have internet.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 02:37 PM
Misleading thread title. 2/10 would not read.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 02:59 PM
I was expecting this.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 03:06 PM
Quote: (06-22-2013 02:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Misleading title. I'm watching this thread.
I would loved to have seen your reaction when seeing this thread. Don't worry Tuth, nothing to see here. Just go back to sleep. You are soooooo tired.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 03:18 PM
I thought this was gonna be another meltdown.
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06-22-2013, 04:55 PM
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 05:17 PM
Shit, G is getting SLAMMED on another thread. This was just a decoy.
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An Open Letter Calling Out The G Manifesto
06-22-2013, 10:37 PM
Come on G, you dont have to open up lurker accounts just to give you props. We love you anyways.