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Subtle ways of messing with your girl's head
06-16-2013, 09:10 AM
This morning I woke up and asked my girl, "I'm going for a run, want to come?" She groaned and rolled over.
So I thought for a second and continued, "Okay... How about I go for a run and you go and get food?" She immediately got up and said, "What? So I can become the fat person in the relationship? Let's go."
Made me proud.
What are some of yours? I'm sure el mech has a few good ones.
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06-16-2013, 09:55 AM
Look at her intently then say she has a new wrinkle you haven't noticed before.
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06-16-2013, 10:09 AM
I am a fan of backhanded compliments (have to give credit to Tom Leykis)
You’re lucky you don’t have to worry about men only liking you for your looks
I like a girl with a little junk in the trunk
You look really great in this light
I wish I were as confident as you and could just wear anything
I like the dress your wearing, it does wonders for your figure.
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06-16-2013, 12:08 PM
A favorite of mine, can't remember where I heard it:
Your eyes are really pretty...especially the right one.
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06-16-2013, 12:55 PM
Absent-mindedly and softly, pinch a roll of fat on her arm. When she asks what you're doing, don't respond and just pretend you're a five year old mesmerized by Playdough. Best way to insinuate she's fat.
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06-16-2013, 01:17 PM
I know her Tumblr account, so when we're hanging out I make light reference at what she posts, sometimes making fun of the serious shit she posts.
She doesn't know I know her Tumblr account, so its pretty fun.
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06-16-2013, 01:34 PM
You look much better with makeup on.