I’ve been thinking a lot about getting your date/company back to your place from the bar lately. While my ratio is pretty good I could always do with some variation.
Personally one I like to use requires some set up.
I’m in a couple of Metal music videos that were released in the early 00s by fairly high profile metal bands. At some point during the evening I touch & go on this fact, just casually mentioning it without lingering. I’m almost always interrupted with her saying something like “seriously” or “no way” so I insist like it’s nothing and that I’ll just show it to her later no bull.
After some time I tell her to drink up so we can bounce to another bar. This new place will conveniently be located on the way past our current location and my centrally located apartment. “Oh I live just down this street let’s stop by and get a drink and I’ll show you those music videos you asked about”.
Another version that I haven’t done for a long time since it’s a bit artifical (not recommended for newbies) but still fun is the shirt swap. It relies equally on that centrally located apartment. I order a soda with ice in a tumbler which pretty much makes it look like any vodka or gin. At some point when a waiter or other bar patron is passing I will make an erratic animated move with an arm, causing us to bump and me to spill some of the soda on my shirt. I will be smiles all around and telling the other guy not to worry about it, just laughing it off.
Then I tell her to drink up just like above and we move out and past my centrally located apartment (see the theme here?) at this point I will say how this is a Zegna shirt of Egyptian Cotton and I should really get run up to my place and swap shirt and and put the stained one to soak in water so the alcohol won’t ruin it. It will just be a couple of minutes and she can get a drink while she waits.
What I consider to be key is to not wait the night out until she’s starting to think about going home. It should be insinuated that we’re just stopping by at my place which is obviously not the intention but it gives her anti-slut reaction plausible deniability.
Your turn.
Wrote all this on my phone sitting on the rain so editing looks like shit.
Personally one I like to use requires some set up.
I’m in a couple of Metal music videos that were released in the early 00s by fairly high profile metal bands. At some point during the evening I touch & go on this fact, just casually mentioning it without lingering. I’m almost always interrupted with her saying something like “seriously” or “no way” so I insist like it’s nothing and that I’ll just show it to her later no bull.
After some time I tell her to drink up so we can bounce to another bar. This new place will conveniently be located on the way past our current location and my centrally located apartment. “Oh I live just down this street let’s stop by and get a drink and I’ll show you those music videos you asked about”.
Another version that I haven’t done for a long time since it’s a bit artifical (not recommended for newbies) but still fun is the shirt swap. It relies equally on that centrally located apartment. I order a soda with ice in a tumbler which pretty much makes it look like any vodka or gin. At some point when a waiter or other bar patron is passing I will make an erratic animated move with an arm, causing us to bump and me to spill some of the soda on my shirt. I will be smiles all around and telling the other guy not to worry about it, just laughing it off.
Then I tell her to drink up just like above and we move out and past my centrally located apartment (see the theme here?) at this point I will say how this is a Zegna shirt of Egyptian Cotton and I should really get run up to my place and swap shirt and and put the stained one to soak in water so the alcohol won’t ruin it. It will just be a couple of minutes and she can get a drink while she waits.
What I consider to be key is to not wait the night out until she’s starting to think about going home. It should be insinuated that we’re just stopping by at my place which is obviously not the intention but it gives her anti-slut reaction plausible deniability.
Your turn.
Wrote all this on my phone sitting on the rain so editing looks like shit.