[Kona]

I am stoked on Brazil.

My 22 year old brother and I are heading to there 4 times over the next six months. We're going to work for a non-profit to help out a friend of ours. We aren't getting paid, but our airfare and an apartment in a city called Niteroi are covered.

This will require a lot of my time, and was a tough decision for me to make. It's time for me to give back a little. Even though it isn't a Hawaii based non-profit, it sounds like these people are making a big difference in a lot of lives, and I'm honored that they think I'm going to be able to help them.

Of course, all of the excellent info I've read about Brazil on the Roosh V forum was a big help for me.

The kicker though, was a week ago Friday when I called up the Brazilian Cultural Center of Hawaii, told them my story, and asked where Brazilians were hanging out, and if I could talk to a few of them. The man invited me to a barbeque and concert, so I went there last Saturday.

There were about 60 Brazilians there, and I fell in love with 10 girls. I gave my phone number to 9 of them. 5 called me. On the phone and in person, they loved hearing about my upcoming trips. It seemed to get them going that I was interested in their country. They all also gave me that special look that lead me to believe they wanted to get fucked hard. I gave four of them hugs in which they positioned their thighs to put pressure on my dick. Complete strangers doing this!

I'm taking one out tonight, another Tuesday, and slept with and banged one last night. This is her:


I have my Brazil flag from years ago, but don't remember her being like the one I was with last night. I hit it 3 times total. The second time was one of the best experiences of my life, sex-wise. I just laid on my back and let her climb on. I normally don't like girls on top, because I think it sets a bad precedent and takes away my balls a little, but I let this girl go ahead. It's like she was freaking salsa dancing on my dick. She was so damn tight, and her body was one of the smoothest and firmest I've ever felt. Around the house, she took care of me like she was Korean. She made breakfast, ran and went swimming with me and the dog, and we took a slippery shower and washed each other off. Like I said, it's like this girl was dancing all the time. Its so sexy how she moves her hands/arms when she's talking, or her ass moving when she walked, and how she kept swinging her hair around. She just had a way of moving about her that may have me hooked.

Can some of you Brazil experts help me out?

Should expect to bang one out of ten girls I interact with?

Do any of you guys know about Niteroi? I don't see anything on here about it. I read some stuff that says it's fancy, but if this charity is there I bet it's in the ghetto?

The girl last night's English was awful (not that mines is worth shit) and I speak no Portuguese. Most of our talking was in Spanish. You think I'll be able to get by like that if I play up the foreigner angle? I think after I bang these next two, I'll pick up all the phrases I need?

Do they smoke a lot of weed in Brazil (the girl last night didn't) and is it easy to find?

Mahalo Brothers, I think I understand this Brazil buzz now!

Aloha!

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Weed is easy to find, in my social circle (more liberal) some people smoke pot. But is not that showed off and undestandable around here. If you do, do by yourself, at home with some friends/girl.

[OGNorCal707]

Nice brah. Brazilian women are the shit!! I'm not the resident Brazil expert, but I will drop my 2 cents. It seems that Brazilian women like exotic guys, although it sounds like they prefer blond hair/blue eyed white guys, you being Hawaiian will probably work in your favor, as you will have a distinctive look, whereas me being half white/ half persian, I pretty much looked Brazilian. I don't know about the banging 1 out of 10 women, but from reading your posts on here, it sounds like you have a strong "natural/alpha" game that will carry over well there, from what I observed non-verbal/body language game was big there, and especially when language is a barrier.

I don't speak Spanish, but from what everyone says Brazilians tend to be able to understand most of what you're saying if you speak Spanish, but they don't speak Spanish, and when they speak Portuguese back to you, your knowledge of Spanish won't help you understand them. Roosh has said that a lot of people in Rio speak English, but that wasn't my experience at all, outside of backpacker hostels, gringo bars, and tourist spots. People in/from Sao Paulo and upper class Brazilians speak good English, but your best bet is to get the Pimsleur's Brazilian Portuguese audio CDs and start to study and learn them, it will help your experience in general, but especially with picking up women. Also if you are going to be there for a while, I recommend trying to find a language class for gringos or one-on-one tutoring when you first arrive, it's hard to want to do that from the get go, but speaking the language is so huge, and opens up so many doors across the board. Oh yeah and what's up with you saying your English isn't that good, I'm assuming you're kidding a little bit, I know you guys have unique slang in Hawaii, but English is still spoken by everyone right?

I've never been to Niteroi, but from what I understand it is not far from Rio (like a half hour drive), it's kind of like a suburb, but it's definitely a separate entity, and it's own city all together. I hear Niteroi is a middle-class town, so I don't think it will be very poor like the favelas of Rio, nor will it be upscale and rich like parts of Ipanema and Leblon in Rio. The only thing I think it's famous for is some world renouned art museum that has a crazy architectural design that looks like a UFO. I think there are some beaches out in Niteroi, but from what I remember hearing they are not as nice as Rio and also pretty polluted. It's Brazil though, any where you go there will be no shorter of hot women!

As far as the weed goes, good to hear that you like to smoke the kine bud! Unfortunately the weed in Brazil absolutely sucks from what I found. Overall Brazilians seem to be cool with weed, but I don't think as many people smoke in Brazil as what you'd find in the U.S. or Canada and especially not compared to the great states we live in!! I was going to take some of my high grade home grown with me when I went, but then that stupid fucking Nigerian fool tried to light an underwear bomb right before my trip, which sent the U.S. into a state of security paranoia, and I got to sketched out and didn't do it. When I got to Brazil I realized that I could have brought some with me and had no problem and will probably do so next time I go, security and customs once you get to Brazil is a breeze. Maybe if you have some amazing connections with some upper-class rich Brazilian stoners they can find you some decent bud, because with the spread of good seed genetics online and advanced cultivation methods I believe there is good bud to be found any where (if you're really lucky). I was never really offered bud in Brazil and never went looking for it, but it's not like some places/countries where it is around every where and people are going to try to sell it to you. I will say though you should check out this hippy/rasta/surfer village called Trinidade outside of Paraty. There is not much going on as far a nightlife, but the vibe is great, authentic surfer/rasta culture Brazilian style, very mellow, chilled out place. Herb is readily found in Trididade, everyone smokes, and no worries about police, or anything like that. I brought some mushroom chocolates with me to Brazil and ate them on the beach in Trindade, great trip, and a great beach, one of the best I've seen, you got to do a little bit of hiking though some sweet jungle to get to a few of them.

[speakeasy]

Kona, I have a logistic question with regards to the party where you met the Brazilian girls. When you are at a party and you hit a girl up and get her number and all, aren't all the other girls seeing what you already did? I imagine the others might see this and think "Oh, he's just being a player collecting numbers, he's probably going to ask for mine next..."

So how do you get around this? I imagine if you're in a larger club, you can probably go from woman to woman and get numbers and not have the other women see. But in a party, it's much more close knit and everyone can more easily see what everyone else is doing. How do you go about it?

[playa_with_a_passport]

Also, what she into anal? Inquiring minds would like to know!!

[MiXX]

(08-01-2010 03:48 PM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote:  

Also, what she into anal? Inquiring minds would like to know!!

Most Brazilian girls I've met are into anal....

[Roosh]

Frequent buses go from Niteroi to Rio. Takes 45 minutes or so depending on traffic or so. I knew a German guy who lived there... he said the girls are slightly more excited about meeting gringos since they're more rare, but the nightlife isn't so good. Day game in Niteroi, night game in Rio.

[Kona]

Mahalo Brothers (and the lovely Mrs. Chocolate) for all of the info.

Saturday I took the girl in the white out:


She stayed with me until this morning. She's from Leblon, Brazil. She lives with her family in Kailua, on the east side of Oahu in the summer and goes home in the winter.

I did not bang her until yesterday at about 4 p.m. Saturday I picked her up and took her to eat. Afterwords we came to my house and she showed me all kinds of stuff about her country. Me being interested in Brazil really seems to make these girls happy. We overcame our language barrier quickly. The truth is, if I'd worked harder, I could have hit it Saturday night, but I was still worn out from the Brazilian the day before. This Leblon girl and I just made out like teenagers and slept together all snuggely. Waking up next to her and her little ass Sunday brought my drive back, but I held off. All of the Brazilian folks I met last week looked like they had dollars, but with most of them being full time Hawaii residents, I doubt may of them had it.

As far as logistics go, I think I'll be fine in Niteroi and Rio. There's great info on this forum alone. I think I'll do pretty well with the girls there, too.

The two Brazilians I had this weekend are so much like Polynesian girls it's crazy. Korean/Japanese take better care, but that's their thing. You can have a flat out dirty one night stand with a Korean girl, and the next morning she'll wash your dishes and do your laundry yet you'll never hear from her again. Brazilians, like Polynesians, are doing that stuff because they get attached REALLY quickly aren't they?

The other big similarity is the way they are with their families. Asian girls are controlled and white girls hate their parents. The two Brazilians had a more open, but caring relationship with theirs, like I have with mine. Both of the girls I was with this weekend had Iphones. They don't just talk/text on them, they got Facebook and Twitter and other shit going on there. After sex with the one yesterday we were laying around and I grabbed her Iphone. She had her Twitter on and I twittered "making love." About 20 minutes later her mom called to check on her. I like that.

Both of the girls appeared to come from money. The thing is, I felt like both of them were probably living way beyond their means, and flashing more than they really have. The picture in the pool above was the girls house that I picked her up at. I looked up the address, and that is a 8.5 million dollar mansion. The girl didn't have a dime on her when I picked her up, even though she was wearing all kinds of jewelery.. She tried to get $$ out of an ATM but was way overdrawn, most high-dollar people don't let that happen to themselves, or their kids. She was a costly notch. I had to buy her a bikini yesterday, but watching her try them on was worth the money. At her house, there were 3 fancy cars in the driveway, but they all had license plate frames from those car dealers that specialize in high end used cars, and can finance anyone one way or another. I'm assuming flashing is going to be big in Rio, am I correct?

@Playa_with_a_passport, there was a time when anal sex really fascinated me. Not anymore. The girl Friday never mentioned it or motioned towards it. The one yesterday wanted it bad, and I gave it to her last night. Does that mean half of Brazilian girls are into it? Should I be taking anti-pinworm medication?

@Speakeasy, the party I was at had a band going and lots of other folks there. Like I said all of these girls really were into my interest in Brazil. I don't really like to ask for phone numbers anymore. Once I got to a point in the conversation where I was comfortable doing it, I just wrote my number on something and said nice to meet you, give me a call, and that was that.

@OGNorcal, my main language is Hawaiian Pidgin, which is basically bastardized English, and everybody here speaks normal English. I think it's a lot easier for me communicating with folks that speak only parts of normal English, because that's how my main language is. And mahalo for the weed info. Trinidade is on of the places all the people who surf tell me I should head to. They also say the waves in Arpoador are going to be the most like they are here on The North Shore.

@Mrs. Chocolate, Are you interested in integrating a few Polynesians into this social circle of yours?

Again, I am stoked for Brazil.

Aloha!

[Mrs. Chocolate]

why not?

[Kona]

(08-02-2010 05:12 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

why not?

I'll put it in the meetup section when I get my dates straight, Mrs. Chocolate.

I'll varredura you and all your beautiful friends off your pes.

Are you in Rio? I'm going to SP the first few days. Maybe you're there?

Aloha!

[Mrs. Chocolate]

I live in SP. Most of my beloved and beautiful friends are commited right now. I'm the last (but not least) one single. I have two or so single. And not because they are ugly. The "competition" is high around here.

[Kona]

Where's the waves in Brazil?

People tell me Arpoador is gonna be the most like what I'm used to. SOme people also told me about Sao Luis, but that looks a little to far north.

Does anyone know of any secret breaks around Rio and care to share them? Any half-decent breaks with lots of girl spectators?

Aloha!

[Mrs. Chocolate]

People used to surf in Guarujá (SP), Vitória (Espirito Santo)...

[Kona]

(08-10-2010 05:35 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

People used to surf in Guarujá (SP), Vitória (Espirito Santo)...

Mahalo Mrs. Chocolate.

Guarujá looks like it has contests in September so there's gotta be waves. That would be a good weekend trip. It looks like about a seven hour drive from Rio. Sound about right?

Do lots of girls like you put your thongs on and go watch the contests?

Aloha!

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Guarujá is SP... It is better save to a weekend when you are in SP... (1h30 from the main city)
You will see some richies, avarage, mid-class cuties... all. Guarujá is an expensive beach. (Mostly the Perequê Beach)

[Kona]

I leave for Rio in 4 days. I'm so stoked on Brazil that I can't sleep.

Mahalo for all of the solid info.

Any last minute advice would be appreciated.

Aloha!

[zanetti]

have a great time

i went to rio 2 years ago and was a tad disappointed TBH - perhaps it was overhyped to me too much beforehand

you should def check out a churasceria; can't recommend any specific one but i'm sure there are reviews somewhere online

we tried Baronetti, high end club in Ipanema, but weren't allowed in!!! (made me feel like i was in London or NY or some sht); we hit up Rio Scenarium, big club in Lapa, in the weekend but not many people there

my advice would be to ask locals when to go where at what time

let us know how you get on!

[InternationPlayboy]

Don't get used to a Brazilian girl cooking and cleaning for you, because most of them can't do either for themselves. Most upper or even middle class brazilians have been brought up with a nani or housekeeper their whole lives, who did their laundry, cooked their meals, and cleaned their houses for them. Most Brazilian girls I know can't cook for shit, they let the lower class do that for them. Also, most Brazilian girls you meet won't smoke weed, and it is definitely frowned upon. It's funny, I just started a thread about how Latina girls think weed is horrible. You're not gonna be stoked on the weed in brazil, it's cheap but it sucks. I know you guys be gettin that bomb in Hawaii. And I would definitely not expect to bang 1 of 10 girls you interact with, especially if the town you are going to is anything like Vitoria. I think the smaller the town you're in the less likely your chances will be of getting laid, just because Brazilian girls are very self concious about their reputation. If you are sucking 5 dicks a week, you are gonna be looked at as worthless trash.

All that said, Brazil is amazing and the hard work you may have to put in should be highly rewarded. Brazilian girls are amazing. They just know how to be passionate and show that you're their man. Have lots of fun bro, you're gonna love that country. I know you're into surfing too. Santa Catarina has great surf and the North, I believe just above Bahia, is supposed to have the best in the country.

[InternationPlayboy]

Just read your questions about surf...

Arpoador, the breaks looked pretty mediocre when I was there, and I was there for a while, two seperate times. It did seem to be where everyone was surfing though in Rio.

As far as the suggestion of Vitoria, horrible advice, however, Vitoria has the most beautiful women of anywhere I've ever been in my life, hands down. There are no waves at all really on Cambori, and even if there was, the water is supposedly very polluted because of the huge metal factory at the end of the beach, though they say they are cleaning it up. The only other beach really is Ilha Da Boi, which is tiny and also doesn't get any breaks. Even the neighboring city, Vila Velha, seemed to only have small shore breaks. Your best bet would be Guarapari in that area, and even there the waves aren't good. I'm not a big surfer, but I know what to look for in breaks, as my father and his brother were at pro level at one point in their lives, they've discussed it a lot with me. And I also found out a bit while staying with my surfer friends in Floripa. From what those guys told me, the best surfing is in the North, I can even find out specificly where if you are interested, and Santa Catarina. Florianopolis and Praia da Rosa are both great spots for surf in Santa Catarina. I forget which comp it is that was held out there, but it was one of the biggest in the world. It's quite a ways on bus from Rio though, but maybe only 8 hours from Sao Paulo.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Floripa is around 10 hours from SP by car. The Regis Bittencourt road is known by the Death Road because is full of holes, high truck traffic and dangerous curves. Careful with that. (It's not impossible to pass by, but you MUST pay attention on what are you doing)

[InternationPlayboy]

You're fine if you take a bus. The road I took from Floripa to Sao Paulo had nothing on the road I took from Leopoldina to Juiz De Fora. Now THAT was a scary road. Huge potholes everywhere. One lane each way. You have to dodge potholes on blind curves, and the road is curvey the whole way. It makes the high mountain passes up here look like a walk in the park.

[InternationPlayboy]

Now that I think about it, the girl I was datings mom used to say, "Ela nao sabe nada de cozinha, so comer." Translates to: "She doesn't know anything about cooking, just eating." I thought it was hilarious because it bothered me she didn't know how to cook. I've found that's the case with a lot of upper class Brazilians, men and women. Or if they can cook, they don't do it very well. But I'll tell you one thing, they do know how to bar-b-que.