[Laner]

I was chatting up this tall, fly brunette in whole foods and at the end of the conversation she reached into her purse (I thought she was looking for a pen) and gave me her business card. Turns out she is a headhunter for a high end dating agency. She has a number of paying clients who use her to matchmake. She either uses the men who also hire her and set them up with other paying female clients or, as in my case, uses her fly looks to attract “charming and handsome men” who she would set up with her clients for free.

So basically I pay nothing, get set up with women and take it from there. I think. This is all new to me, and while having a female pimp would be dope, I have to go for it to find out more.

I am going to have her set something up next week.

[Lights]

You get paid for this?

[InternationPlayboy]

I don't think he's getting paid, but it sounds interesting. I'm just wondering what the quality of women would be like. Keep us posted.

[Lights]

Guess: Theyre (older) women with lower SMV looking to get locked into a relationship with a (supplicating) male..... right? im curious too but my gut says you should get some money some kind of way.

How much does it cost to buy into the service? 10k+?

[WesternCancer]

DAYYYUUUUMMMM

I expect to see you on the next season of the millionaire matchmaker with one of the real housewives of vancouver, ha.

However, if she starts trying to get you to pay any kind of money to be a part of the service I'd start hearing the "scam" bells. Did she give you the name of the company? Try googling that.

[Emancipator]

(05-30-2013 01:26 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

DAYYYUUUUMMMM

I expect to see you on the next season of the millionaire matchmaker with one of the real housewives of vancouver, ha.

However, if she starts trying to get you to pay any kind of money to be a part of the service I'd start hearing the "scam" bells. Did she give you the name of the company? Try googling that.

Yeah make sure it isn't a Multilevel marketing scam ala Vector knives shit.

[Laner]

Yeah I googled the company. It's 100% legit (WCancer you would know it), and the women on there are what I would consider "working professionals with no time and patience for the bars".

Because its high end and not cheap (the screening process for paying clients is 3 interviews) the age of the women will be (I am guessing here) 27+.

I did joke with the headhunter that I enjoy meeting women using my charisma (ha game) and I will not be set up with older less attractive women. She responded "of course not, my clients are realistic"

Getting payed is not happening. Jeez, could you imagine

[WesternCancer]

(05-30-2013 01:32 AM)Emancipator Wrote:  

(05-30-2013 01:26 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

DAYYYUUUUMMMM

I expect to see you on the next season of the millionaire matchmaker with one of the real housewives of vancouver, ha.

However, if she starts trying to get you to pay any kind of money to be a part of the service I'd start hearing the "scam" bells. Did she give you the name of the company? Try googling that.

Yeah make sure it isn't a Multilevel marketing scam ala Vector knives shit.

Man I think this girl tried to get me into one of those by 'dating' me. She flaked out and we didnt talk for a month after a first date (which was like an interview) which ended in a makeout sesh. A month later she texts me asking if I'm interested in her job thing, she interviews me again then we go to her place and makeout and she says "this is the guy I'm dating" to her roommates, I saw her again and she kept asking whether I wanted to join her company thing. I said no and she never talked to me again, didn't even get her clothes off.

[Lights]

(05-30-2013 01:39 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(05-30-2013 01:32 AM)Emancipator Wrote:  

(05-30-2013 01:26 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

DAYYYUUUUMMMM

I expect to see you on the next season of the millionaire matchmaker with one of the real housewives of vancouver, ha.

However, if she starts trying to get you to pay any kind of money to be a part of the service I'd start hearing the "scam" bells. Did she give you the name of the company? Try googling that.

Yeah make sure it isn't a Multilevel marketing scam ala Vector knives shit.

Man I think this girl tried to get me into one of those by 'dating' me. She flaked out and we didnt talk for a month after a first date (which was like an interview) which ended in a makeout sesh. A month later she texts me asking if I'm interested in her job thing, she interviews me again then we go to her place and makeout and she says "this is the guy I'm dating" to her roommates, I saw her again and she kept asking whether I wanted to join her company thing. I said no and she never talked to me again, didn't even get her clothes off.

that sounds so sketchy

[bojangles]

you could become a real husband of hollywood

[Vicious]

Be careful though these things can sound like you're being presented as a price but then they do a bait and switch where you have to pay to receive the contact details for the women expressing an interest in you.

[Private Man]

Run with it and report back. Shit, I'll post up your experiences on my blog.

[Laner]

I spoke with the headhunter on the phone today and we set up a meeting for Tuesday. I made sure to let her know that I am seeing some women at the moment (women that I went out of my way to meet, in person) and that I will not be interested in being set up with anything less than what I could get on my own.

Basically I told her I do not need her help, but I am a curious guy and an hour of my time is nothing to see what happens.

And the price, damn, while I pay nothing some people out there are paying $5000+ a year. For that kind of money I have low expectations for the youth and attractiveness of the women.

Will report back.

[Faust]

I was hoping this would be a story about you running away from Pygmies in the African jungle.

I am disappointed, Mr. Laner. I am very disappointed.

[Ziltoid]

Crazy stuff man, congrats. Keep us updated?

[gamepadawan]

(05-30-2013 12:55 AM)Laner Wrote:  

I was chatting up this tall, fly brunette in whole foods and at the end of the conversation she reached into her purse (I thought she was looking for a pen) and gave me her business card. Turns out she is a headhunter for a high end dating agency. She has a number of paying clients who use her to matchmake. She either uses the men who also hire her and set them up with other paying female clients or, as in my case, uses her fly looks to attract “charming and handsome men” who she would set up with her clients for free.

So basically I pay nothing, get set up with women and take it from there. I think. This is all new to me, and while having a female pimp would be dope, I have to go for it to find out more.

I am going to have her set something up next week.

sounds like the quality of women might suck or who knows it may be great, keep us updated

[Divorco]

(05-30-2013 01:37 AM)Laner Wrote:  

age of the women will be (I am guessing here) 27+.

"my clients are realistic"

These dating sites are run by the same sort of dumb women who run the disastrous Washington Post Date Lab. Guess what: she has hardly any clients. She lies and tells gullible 40+ women that they will get George Clooney. Women with expensive hampsters will not be realistic.

Here is her typical client.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...erry.html.

Their husbands married them ten years ago and paid half their net worth plus alimony to get rid of them. Now what sort of guy will date these depreciated rejects?

[Vicious]

One you lock the target
Two you bait the line
Three you slowly spread the net
Four you catch the man

Some will laugh others need an explanation.

[WanderingSoul]

I hope this ends up really good for you, or really, really horribly. This has to produce a good story for the rest of us.

[JohnKreese]

Be sure to be up front with the first person that you are set up with. By this, I mean make sure to let them know that you paid NOTHING for the experience. I'm sure that they'll be under the impression that you paid for the service as well. Knowing that you didn't pay will either A. Make them cry B. be a DHV to them. C. Both (although she'll want to have sex immediately, still crying, naturally). You can't lose!

[little wing]

You should bang the headhunter

[The Beast1]

I second this.

[eradicator]

(05-31-2013 07:36 AM)little wing Wrote:  

You should bang the headhunter

That was my thought as well. Definitely bang the headhunter.

[Laner]

Last week I get a call from the headhunter asking me to come in and sit down to put together my profile.

I get to the office in a very nice part of town. The office is not advertised, but is quite nice. The headhunter meets me in a stunning summer dress and heels and once again I am reminded of why I engaged her in the first place. She is hot.

We sit down and she begins asking me some questions that are quite outside of the usual dating type questions (of course the usual ones are in there as well) that seem to be more of a psychology type. I actually enjoyed it, in some ways I was learning a lot about myself as I had to really think about some questions. I did take it seriously but I also kept it fun and made sure to keep her laughing often.

At one point a fruit fly thing that had been buzzing around me flew into my mouth. She got this horrific look of apology on her face but I just took a sip of water and smiled and told her "I have eaten far worse bugs on my motorcycle".

I was a little unsure of how this would go down, after all there is a very strict barrier to entry through this company and I was unwavering in my "red pill" thoughts. Turns out this type of thinking is an attractive quality that women are looking for (ha).

I get my first call today and she described my potential date to me (I have to agree to the based only on her description). She is described as "Tall, brunette, slim, very feminine (she said she always wears dresses and heels haha), attractive, sails, skis, etc, etc.

All I had to do is answer my phone, listen to what sounds like a good woman described to me, and then say yes. She sets up the date and I get an email with the time and place.

[The Beast1]

Let us know how the date goes.

High end matchmaker game...


The distant cousin of fame game?