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07-20-2010, 02:10 PM
Hey, I was wondering if you guys could give me a few witty responses for when a girl asks your age, when you know that you are younger than her.
(I am 17; the girs I'm talking about are 21-24ish)
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07-20-2010, 04:16 PM
In my opinion if you are 17, you should honestly tell her your age. Depending on the state, there may be stiff legal penalties for her to have sex with you.
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07-20-2010, 04:22 PM
Quote: (07-20-2010 04:16 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:
In my opinion if you are 17, you should honestly tell her your age. Depending on the state, there may be stiff legal penalties for her to have sex with you.
At the moment, sex is not a concern.
I am, however, in England where the legal age is 16.
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07-20-2010, 10:25 PM
Here is your witty response:
"I am, however, in England where the legal age is 16."
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07-22-2010, 02:38 PM
id lie.... lol
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07-23-2010, 12:37 AM
I've ran into this problem before and I always take the high road. I lie.
If she looks 23. I am 24.
If she looks 22. I am 23.
But of course, there are stipulations.
I fit into the age bracket of 18 to 24. I can get away with that. Obviously if I'm talking to a 28 year old my lying just won't cut the mustard.
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08-20-2010, 06:05 AM
Shit test.
You're 11. Say you're eleven.
Then accuse her of being a pedophile.
