[Handsome Creepy Eel]

At this point, what difference does it make?

[Jungle]

(01-03-2018 07:30 PM)Spaniard88 Wrote:  

My father's notch count is somewhere in the 800's.

Wowww, that's actually amazing.

[behnam]

I'm from iran.

[Rigsby]

How many men has my mom fucked? I don't rightly know, and don't rightly care.

I just regret her fucking my father.

And you probably do too, otherwise you wouldn't have to listen to this utter shit-post of mine.

Look, I get it, Mum is a person too, just realise that and treat her accordingly. The problem is, and this is a very hard-won and deep form of understanding, some women hate their children even in to old age, even to the point of suicide. They can not stop the fucking hate.

Women are dangerous as fuck. Mothers double so.

Bad ones, I mean. Good ones are worth twice their weight in Gold.

Not easy for a man to admit he got a bad mother.

It's taken me a while to figure it out, and a bit longer to come to grips with. It will take longer again to 'iron up the pieces'. But I'll do that. Always on the back fucking foot. Always making up for shit.

Anyway, glad this has turned in to a joke thread. It's never good to take these things too seriously. It's hard to share knowledge like this sometimes.

Take from the nuggets what you can.

[Mercenary]

(01-03-2018 07:30 PM)Spaniard88 Wrote:  

My father's almost 30 years older than my mom.

They started dating at some point and married when she was 21.

A 50 year old man marrying a 21 year old girl.

[Tanapiko]

Sincerely, from the bottom of ny heart, i wished i had knew the forum earlier one, this forum right here was the biggest eye opener, even though i have to admit i am still struggling everyday to get rid of bad habits i have been brought up in all my life. But the shit women do, just do not impress me anymore, as much as we want to be man, woman wants to be whore, and thats ok because thats her life, my sister frauded me forbsome pimp that was fucking her in threesomes, but she is playing angel around family, and when she stole money from me, my mom was the first to defend her, i eventually let go the anger but never forgotten the betrayal and until this day, i take everything from them with a grain of salt, never mind we were raised strict catholics, recently i learned that my biological grand father has died, the man i am wearing the name was not my grand father, he took in a woman with my dad, and then she later cheated on him too and concieve another child, and her husband stayed with her. So if my mom has had thousand of men in her life, the only man i feel bad for is my dad, and no man should take on a woman with kids, they have too easy, too many desperate men in search of love, and then they rationalise that shit but it is just weakness and despair, or they think they noble and strong, but she does not know nobility my friend, she looks for opportunity to get off full responsibility of her actions

[Buck Wild]

^^^^^^

[louiebeans]

@buckwild lol

My mom has been married 3 times, but I would guess somewhere between 5 and 15. Like someone else said, I would rather not think about the short term "boyfriends".

[pitt]

One i believe, my dad told me she was a virgin. They stayed together till death did them apart.

[Syberpunk]

My dad and finally me.



































I crept into her bed when I was young and having nightmares.

[Caduceus]

The new generation of children of both professional and amateur porn stars, will not need to wonder much about this question.
All they will need to do is look up their own mom's porn star name on a search engine.

[Kona]

How many of your moms do you think I slept with?

Aloha!

[debeguiled]

(01-19-2019 03:49 PM)Kona Wrote:  

How many of your moms do you think I slept with?

Aloha!

Keep that up and you'll be sleeping with the fishes.