I'm going to be giving this a go.
The trouble with most alcohol is that it tastes terrible. Part of the reason that bars seem so great is that cocktails taste good, and that's the reason we pay high school dropouts a premium when they make us a Cosmo or something.
Now, most liquor stores have a selection of small bottles of alcohol. And I mean small - 50ml. You can get triple sec, peach schnapps, everything you need for whatever cocktails you can put together. The local Wine World even has a huge selection of generics for 99c each, which is all you need.
So, bring a little cooler with a mixing cup and plenty of ice, a few different kinds of juice, and stock up your 'liquor cabinet'.
Have a few drinks in mind to buy your liquor appropriately:
Cosmopolitan
1 shot vodka
1/3 shot triple sec
dribble of sweetened lime juice
2/3 shot cranberry juice
Pour over ice, shake in mixing cup, pour out into a martini glass (probably a plastic cup on the beach really). Serve with lemon wedge. (You can skip this on the beach.)
Sex on the Beach
2/3 shot vodka
1/3 shot peach schnapps
orange juice
cranberry juice
Pour over ice and serve. Throw a cherry in there if you're feeling dandy.
So let's say the drink menu included these two drinks. You'd probably want to make one of each for both of you to get her nice and lubed up, so you'll need at least 4 shots of vodka; you can get a 200ml bottle of that. You'll also need at least one shot of peach schnapps and one of triple sec. I'd bring some other tasty bits along for the ride, so you can wing it with some off-the-cuff creations of your own.
Don't let some high school dropout steal the show. Be your own bartender for your own sexy customer, save a few bucks, and give her a date experience she's never had before.
The trouble with most alcohol is that it tastes terrible. Part of the reason that bars seem so great is that cocktails taste good, and that's the reason we pay high school dropouts a premium when they make us a Cosmo or something.
Now, most liquor stores have a selection of small bottles of alcohol. And I mean small - 50ml. You can get triple sec, peach schnapps, everything you need for whatever cocktails you can put together. The local Wine World even has a huge selection of generics for 99c each, which is all you need.
So, bring a little cooler with a mixing cup and plenty of ice, a few different kinds of juice, and stock up your 'liquor cabinet'.
Have a few drinks in mind to buy your liquor appropriately:
Cosmopolitan
1 shot vodka
1/3 shot triple sec
dribble of sweetened lime juice
2/3 shot cranberry juice
Pour over ice, shake in mixing cup, pour out into a martini glass (probably a plastic cup on the beach really). Serve with lemon wedge. (You can skip this on the beach.)
Sex on the Beach
2/3 shot vodka
1/3 shot peach schnapps
orange juice
cranberry juice
Pour over ice and serve. Throw a cherry in there if you're feeling dandy.
So let's say the drink menu included these two drinks. You'd probably want to make one of each for both of you to get her nice and lubed up, so you'll need at least 4 shots of vodka; you can get a 200ml bottle of that. You'll also need at least one shot of peach schnapps and one of triple sec. I'd bring some other tasty bits along for the ride, so you can wing it with some off-the-cuff creations of your own.
Don't let some high school dropout steal the show. Be your own bartender for your own sexy customer, save a few bucks, and give her a date experience she's never had before.
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