"There is no cause for sadness in learning that Santa is not real! For you've been given the Rosetta Stone in deciphering life on this planet. Instead, see that the scales ripped from your eyes allow you to see things as they truly are, and rather than hoping for fulfillment in the ways that all the miserable people around you advocate, instead strike out and pursue YOUR happiness. Follow YOUR dreams and hopes and aspirations! Let 100% of your labor benefit YOU".
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"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"