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Examples of male hamster?
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Examples of male hamster?

There's this guy that is doing the same major as me, and I see him naturally from time to time in my lectures. Everytime I see him, I remember the time I actually met him.

It was a few months ago, a Thursday night at the campus bar. It was club night. I was there early with a few of my buddies, and we naturally started socializing with the few people who were there. My one buddy in particular has a massive social circle and knows every girl on campus that goes out regularly. So through him, I was meeting a lot of girls and cool guys that night.

Night started to get busier, naturally we started dancing and having a fun time on the dance floor. Had one or two dances with some cute girls.

I'm then talking to this other guy I know and had just run into, and this 'guy' was with him. He instantly said 'I know you dude.. I know you.' I recognized him and met him for the first time, we went over how we are in the same program. I told him my name, and he said 'I already know dude'. I asked him how he knew me and he mentioned this girl's name 'Danielle'. I asked him who and what he was talking about and he told me how he knows this girl Danielle who he went out with once or twice and that mentioned me when he told her what his major was.

That was when I clued in; I had approached this girl on campus 3 months prior. She was very cute and I approached her direct when she was studying on a bench outside, it was a nice day out. We had a brief and fun conversation but I didn't take her number for some unknown reason.

Anyways, this 'guy' tells me how she is 'weird'. I ask him to explain and he says 'I went out with her a couple times.. and man she's just weird. Really strange.'

'Okay'.

Moreover, the rest of the night I had crazy momentum and was pulling girls in for dances and talks the rest of the night. Got a makeout or two and random girls approaching me.

This 'guy' was following me the whole night, came up to me a couple times to 'check up'. He asked me if 'I just go around talking to girls like that' and then he said 'you are probably just really drunk and going around hitting on all the girls, right'. I said yes, just trying to be social or something along those lines, I tried to sound beta (I was actually sober). Later on in the night he asked me if I was going to get anything tonight, I played a fool and he asked if I was going to try and take a girl home, 'probably not I suck'.


That went on for longer than I intended. But I just think of this everytime I see the guy. 'The girl is weird man.. shes just strange'.

This girl was small, probably 5'3, thin, possibly athletic frame, light tan, brunette, and very feminine and cute face. She had to be an 8, very least a 7, and she was a first year. Basically, the kind of girl I aim for.

For this guy, and from what I determined is your average guy, he should be more than happy to bang her. No matter how weird this girl is, she is a girl that any human with a dick should strive to bang, ask questions later. Unless she is absolutely crazy, which I'm sure is not the case for this girl as I would have picked up some warning signs in our conversation in the past.

Is this the male hamster? Maybe he tried to get somewhere with her and she politely said no. Maybe he didn't try at all and he tried to get her out again, she said she was busy but instead was out hooking up with some other guy.

Or maybe she offered to take him home after a night at the bar where a couple drinks were exchanged, and he thought 'damn, this girl is weird. I barely know her.. this is too fast for me' and he left on her, never to text her again.

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Any other stories/examples you guys have come across?
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#2

Examples of male hamster?

Sounds like he struck out and is jealous of you/wants your cock. I don't give people like this attention because this is the type that will talk shit about you behind your back if you give them the slightest thing to go off of.
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#3

Examples of male hamster?

Yeah I haven't talked to the dude since. I guess this was the first time I had someone kind of monitor my movements on a night out.
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#4

Examples of male hamster?

Sure, phrases like...

"Looks don't matter"
"Height doesn't matter"
"Physique doesn't matter"
"I need to stop be so shallow" heard this from a dude trying to justify banging fatties
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#5

Examples of male hamster?

Shit, just look at any financial or political thread on any forum and you'll see the male hamster spinning the fuck out of its wheel. Way too much emotional feelings(not thoughts), and very little logic being displayed in said threads.
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Examples of male hamster?

Quote: (04-23-2013 03:00 PM)Katatonic Wrote:  

Shit, just look at any financial or political thread on any forum and you'll see the male hamster spinning the fuck out of its wheel. Way too much emotional feelings(not thoughts), and very little logic being displayed in said threads.


This.

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#7

Examples of male hamster?

Here is another example. You saw a guy hanging out with some cute chick. You don't see her with him anymore. So you ask 'hey that girl was cute, are you guys still together?' I am 100% sure, all guys will say 'neh that girl was too crazy' -> Fuck that

I think I am the only Honest one. I just tell guys how I blew it up. Usually they smirk.
(fuck you succeed 100%?) I know all guys do stupid shits so I am not embarrassed at all. But I guess I have to just lie like other guys....
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Examples of male hamster?

Quote: (04-23-2013 08:08 PM)Sebastian Wrote:  

Here is another example. You saw a guy hanging out with some cute chick. You don't see her with him anymore. So you ask 'hey that girl was cute, are you guys still together?' I am 100% sure, all guys will say 'neh that girl was too crazy' -> Fuck that

I think I am the only Honest one. I just tell guys how I blew it up. Usually they smirk.
(fuck you succeed 100%?) I know all guys do stupid shits so I am not embarrassed at all. But I guess I have to just lie like other guys....
Hmm I've always done the same admit my own fault. Just by your post I now realize I been doing it wrong
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#9

Examples of male hamster?

Here is my breakdown.

1) Don't over think this. Logic cannot give you your answer, you need to relax, and sleep on it. You need the processing power of your subconscious mind which will figure out the answers while you are chilling out. Poincare style.

2) If I were to take a complete stab in the dark, here it is:
This guy is jealous of you. His mind was blown watching you do something that he cannot, i.e. talk to many beautiful girls with ease. Also: either this girl actually is indeed wierd, or he does not want you to hook up with her, and knows that you have a good chance of doing so, because of the way she spoke of you when she was talking to him.

Of course I only have a few paragraphs of text from your experience to go on, so it's possible that I went off track. You are definitely over thinking this, and I believe that this will hamper your ability to both 'figure it out' and to get the girl you like. Keep up the beta male pretence, and if he notices you succeeding, just act as if it was luck - many people play the game of life not by raising themselves up, but by cutting others down.

Good luck
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#10

Examples of male hamster?

Examples of male hamster with my reply in italics

I wish I had the guy in italics running dialogue through my head.

I just want to get toned. How 'bout you go get fucked?

I'd rather develop my functional strength. Bodybuilding is functional, for getting laid.

I don't want to get muscle bound. As if it were easy.

That guy is such a douchebag. You're just jealous of his success because you feel entitled to what he has, but you don't want to put in the effort. You're better off being a woman.

I did so bad on that exam last week. Why are you fishing for approval from the rest of the failures? Most people feel shame for fucking things up.

Man, I really need to get laid. For all this talk, you sure don't seem to be doing a fuck of a lot to improve your situation. When I was broke, I worked overtime. How is this any different?

Anything that has to do with the Madonna/Whore complex is a shining example of male hamster. Most women are some combination of the two. I still have a hard time dealing with this.

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