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Wall Survivor: Gwyneth Paltrow
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Wall Survivor: Gwyneth Paltrow

I've always had mixed feelings about this broad. On the one hand she's an obnoxious turd who obviously thinks highly of herself. On the other, she's held up pretty impressively. She's 40 and has popped out two kids.

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She's very low on my physical-type list but nonetheless...

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I'd don't know her ancestry but she has a very German-looking face.
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She's the classic plain Jane. My dick yawns at her but it still gets some movement. Would I hit... Yeah I would not mind fucking her for the status and story but my dick wouldn't be up for the task.

These classic skinny no frill blondes do nothing for me. I'll give her credit though because the people whom are into that look will think very highly of her and I don't disagree. She does look nice for being 40.
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Some women are classically attractive but lack that sexual je ne se quois. She's one of them.

On the other hand, someone like Mischa Barton can put on a few pounds, dress frumpy, and walk around stoned in public and she's like sexual heroin to me. I'd take hot over classically beautiful any day, but I'm not really sure how to define "hot." I just know it when I see it.
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Plain, average white chick. She probably has a pancake ass to go along with her small tits and no hips. Would bang though.

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Quote: (04-17-2013 11:51 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Some women are classically attractive but lack that sexual je ne se quois. She's one of them.

That's exactly how I feel about Halle Berry. People are always saying "she's soooooo pretty." I'm like "eh...she's aiiight." She's pretty in the sense that there's nothing really wrong with her but lacking that je ne se quois that gets my testosterone raging.
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1/10
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Wall Survivor: Gwyneth Paltrow

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[Image: hump.gif] Say what you will about her body type, but she aged well and kept her body in shape. She could pass for a 25 year old.

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I've just never liked her, I don't even understand why Ironman liks her.

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Quote: (04-18-2013 04:25 AM)bojangles Wrote:  

I've just never liked her, I don't even understand why Ironman liks her.

Me neither, I mean objectively she is an attractive woman, and obviously even more so when she was younger...but I've never, ever been attracted to her.

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Would Pepper her Potts.
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Quote: (04-18-2013 04:25 AM)bojangles Wrote:  

I've just never liked her, I don't even understand why Ironman liks her.

That reporter chick at the start of the movie was way hotter and had a better ass.

Girls should be an ornament to the eye, not an ache in the ear.
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Girls like this only look good with a lot of makeup, specifically black eyeliner.
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She looks good for her age but I can't stand her as an actress or a person.

I would give her the FacialAbuse treatment though

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The thing I find astounding about this chick isn't her stunning good looks, it's that chicks like her--with her features--tend to age poorly. She's defied that destiny. We all have our reasons for disliking her, but you gotta give credit where credit's due. Wall survivor.

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Add me to the list of men who dislike her. Yeah she looks good for 40, I believe she is a strict vegan.

I haven't watched any of the Iron Man movies because of her.

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Does she do kegels?
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Quote: (04-18-2013 01:27 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

Add me to the list of men who dislike her.

That list would be pointless because nobody likes her.

Why does everyone hate Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Basically, she's a condescending, know-it-all bitch.

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She's a Plain Jane, and always has been. She's one of Brad Pitt's dumpster dives. This includes Jennifer Aniston (when she got old) and Juliette Lewis.
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