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da professional womenz ode
04-11-2013, 10:37 PM
Saw this in Dalrock's comments section by GBFM. I thought it was brilliant.
"da professional womenz ode"
alpha fucks and beta bucks
dat is how we roll
da butthexting cockass we fucks and sucks
and in our anuthes it doth deosul
alpha fucks and beta bucks
it is da way of da fed
to transfer assetss to dose who butthext
cuckold dose who pay for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it’s what day teach us we;’re entitled too
da assetts from betas we plucks
after da alphas desol us through our hole for poo
lzozozlzzolzlzlzlz
cuckold da betas cockhold da alphas
datsz what day taught us in mba grad school
as da feiisnsits see no truth nor justice in their laws
and say da great books for menz was all fools.
yes, yes, i did very good on my gmats
dey bernenakifed my soul away, left me with cats
zlzlzzozozozo
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da professional womenz ode
04-11-2013, 10:38 PM
Can you translate it for us?
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da professional womenz ode
04-11-2013, 10:55 PM
I don't think I could do it justice; someone else who is familiar with GFBM should give it a try.
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da professional womenz ode
04-11-2013, 10:58 PM
"cuckold da betas cockhold da alphas"
Heh, I'm finally starting to gain an appreciation for his style.
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da professional womenz ode
04-11-2013, 11:22 PM
I'll give it a shot when I get home, if no one beats me to it. I'm fluent in GBFM.
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da professional womenz ode
04-12-2013, 10:40 AM
alpha fucks and beta bucks
that is how we roll
the butt texting cock/ass we fuck and sucks
and in our anus it doth de soul
alpha fucks and beta bucks
in the way of the fed
to transfer assets to those who butt text
cuckold those who pay for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it's what they teach us, we are entitled too
the assets from betas we pluck
after the alphas de soul us through are hole for poo
llllllloooolllllll!
cuckold the beta cuckold the alphas
that what they taught us in mba grad school
as the feminists see no truth nor justice in their laws
and say the great books for men (GBFM name) were all fools.
yes, yes I did very well on my GMATS
They Bernenakified my soul away, left me with cats.
lol
A rough translation. Not sure what butt hexting means. He almost had a rhythm going with his poetry. Not quite iambic pentameter. I have seen him write normally as well. I believe he does it so it like txt speak of a young dumb girl.
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da professional womenz ode
04-12-2013, 12:38 PM
IIRC butt hexting is a reference to women spreading their cheeks for guys like Tucker Max, and then him filming it.
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da professional womenz ode
04-12-2013, 09:47 PM
Like the quad metaphor he got out of that. That's insane. He does like to rhyme Tucker Max rhymes with Goldman Sachs a lot usually.
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da professional womenz ode
04-12-2013, 09:55 PM
I'm laughing my ass off lol. This is gold.
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da professional womenz ode
04-12-2013, 10:11 PM
Quote: (04-12-2013 09:47 PM)kbell Wrote:
Like the quad metaphor he got out of that. That's insane. He does like to rhyme Tucker Max rhymes with Goldman Sachs a lot usually.
Not a coincidence and because of him i'm rereading the classics with a whole new appreciation lollzz you fiat buthexxes.
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