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6 words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
#26
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

That works well.
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#27
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
goldman sachs, hmmm.....something from american psycho

“I have to return some videotapes”

“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.”

“I'm into, oh murders and executions mostly. It depends.” Get it..M&A??

"Wasn't Rothschild originally handling the Fisher account? How did you get it?"
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#28
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Everyone in NYC has been in law school, only to come to the city to grind. I don't get it, what's so special about this?

Concerning gaming the white, privileged...
Most cars can cost you more than a horse, hardly a 1% thing. It’s exactly a thing like being in awe over someone owning one that can get you shut out with this crowd. You have to subtly show this world does not phase you. Athlone has written a number of detailed posts on this matter that likely applies better to the American crowd. (At least I imagine old european money to be different)
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#29
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
"Put your number in my phone."

That's it. People who try impressing rich people are jokes.
"Pardon, have you any Grey Poupon?"
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#30
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Captain, you should go with the "dangerous vibe" at all times it is cheaper.

Fitting in with the yuppies is a hassle, you have to carry around 7 hard copies of your résumé in your hand and mind.

Always come off as seedy, not wearing a wife beater if you are jacked and young is pretty much insane.

Young guys should not spend money to get chicks, leverage your youthful looks to not spend money, when you get older having the cash will be better.
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#31
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
The best way to impress rich people is to show them you are not impressed by their wealth. Even if you are poor, it will make them wonder about you and you will stand out. I really don't care about wealth so it doesn't matter what they have and this comes across. The funny thing is, they think because I don't care about it, that I must be pretty rich myself [Image: smile.gif]
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#32
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Quote: (04-10-2013 08:21 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

med school works better.

yeah i've used this card A LOT and my pussy count has skyrocketed. still isn't as easy as it was at undergrad frat parties.
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#33
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Better she thinks you're possibly dangerous and interesting than boring. Saying you're in law school is boring. She knows half a dozen guys in her immediate circle of acquaintances who are lawyers and doctors. All it does is show you're boring upper middle class, instead of boring trailer trash and likely to try to mooch off her.

A horse is a mark of wealth because even though horses aren't that expensive in themselves, they require a lot of attention and money for their care. It's all extra expense, too, because nowadays horses aren't necessary for farm work or transportation. Saddles and tack are pricey, riding lessons are pricey, land to keep the horse, a trailer and truck to transport the horse... time spent feeding the horse morning and night, walking the horse, grooming the horse, putting a blanket on the horse when it's cold... it's a lot of work, which means a girl either has to live on a farm, or pay someone to do this. The only girls who own horses are either lower middle-class farm girls whose families have plenty of land and are used to doing farm chores every day anyway, or upper class girls who can afford the considerable expenses of their hobby.
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#34
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Quote: (04-10-2013 08:30 PM)Sebastian Wrote:  

I hit on a girl like that. she wasn't just hot though.

Obviously she stood out from the crowd. (about one of 3 hottest girls from couple hundreds crowds)
She was with some average chick and that girl didn't mind talking to me after I said 'hi I had to talk to you guys'
I wasn't afraid to talk to her because I thought she was just hot girl.
When she said she was a news anchor, my confidence level dropped.....
I think you need to have serious career or $ to have a shot with a girl like that.
how many lawyers are in the city? how many doctors?
but how many hot news anchor? 1 or 2?

hit her where she lives "how can you lie all the time like that?"
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#35
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
That brings up a good point. Go to the library and read one book on horses.
It takes me 1-2 days to get through an audiobook of a 300 page book. I listen again to the same book or chapters if I feel I didn't retain enough of it. This will give you a lot to talk about if she's really passionate about that horse.

All I can think of other than that is putting a fake horse head in her bed like in "The Godfather."
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#36
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Quote: (04-10-2013 08:11 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

I've been trying to pick up some yuppie pussy recently. My company is temporarily in the Goldman Sachs building in Jersey City, and Ive been hitting the thursday/friday happy hour scene.

I have NO problem with white women except with SUPER white women. I'm not talking about italian/german white like myself, I mean blond hair, blue eyes, wealthy family white girls. Women who went to 30K a year high schools, and have yachts and summer homes.

These are the 6 words that I've found that AT LEAST get you a foot in the door.

"I am going to law school"

or

"I am applying to law school"

My company would pay me $6k a year tuition to go to law school, and even though there is a 0 percent chance of me going, I've noticed that if I talk about it YUPPIE women start getting horny.

Anyone have luck with WASP'y women? I don't even think they are the best looking, but they hit up the after work happy hours frequently..

I say I know French, just learn a few phrases read a wiki about paris and you're set granted that she doesn't know French. Yuppie women love a well traveled man.
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#37
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
"Hi do you want my iron hitler cock'
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#38
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
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#39
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Quote: (04-10-2013 08:39 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

This is the 1%. $30K a year for high school, Goldman Sachs internship, house in New England with a boat and shit. Their shit test is a 3 hour interview...

They protect the pussy just like they protect that 5 million dollar inheritance they have coming to them. They play tennis, they sail, they ride their horses, and they go to martha's vineyard. Most of them are blond's which is pretty hot....

The guy's have no game. They all have that young JFK look, with the long hair and the boat shoe's....I alpha past them in 3 seconds.

Serious question. How do you figure you "alpha past them" in 3 seconds? They dress better, they have more money, and they are banging the women you are on this board asking how to get because they seem so out of reach for you?
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#40
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Quote: (04-11-2013 06:53 AM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

Serious question. How do you figure you "alpha past them" in 3 seconds? They dress better, they have more money, and they are banging the women you are on this board asking how to get because they seem so out of reach for you?

Something tells me most of these guys aren't getting pussy either. They're just higher level beta providers.
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#41
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
If they make more money or have higher status, then they are automatically beta??

this is what I can imagine. 2 guys with a nice suit looking like a lawyer walks into a bar. there are blue collar guys by the corner.
(plumber, mechanic whatever) they start talking how pussy those 2 guys are etc.
That's what usually happens when a guy is afraid of or jealous of someone.

I am sure you don't even consider talking shit about a bum on street. why?
btw, in your analogy, a bum is the most Alpha? ROFL


Quote: (04-11-2013 08:34 AM)Brenden Wrote:  

Quote: (04-11-2013 06:53 AM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

Serious question. How do you figure you "alpha past them" in 3 seconds? They dress better, they have more money, and they are banging the women you are on this board asking how to get because they seem so out of reach for you?

Something tells me most of these guys aren't getting pussy either. They're just higher level beta providers.
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#42
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
"What's your favorite city?"

Leads naturally into talking about your travels so you can tease her for not being well-traveled enough or not adventurous enough. Shows you're an interesting guy with a cool history.

I've got the dick so I make the rules.
-Project Pat
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#43
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
"I am a white yuppie too"
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#44
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Quote: (04-11-2013 12:25 PM)Sebastian Wrote:  

If they make more money or have higher status, then they are automatically beta??

this is what I can imagine. 2 guys with a nice suit looking like a lawyer walks into a bar. there are blue collar guys by the corner.
(plumber, mechanic whatever) they start talking how pussy those 2 guys are etc.
That's what usually happens when a guy is afraid of or jealous of someone.

I am sure you don't even consider talking shit about a bum on street. why?
btw, in your analogy, a bum is the most Alpha? ROFL

[Image: huh.gif] Where are you getting the idea that I said money and status make you beta? All I'm saying is that since most men in general, regardless of money, are beta, it's not incomprehensible that an RVF member could "alpha past them." Obviously money and status make a person more alpha, but it doesn't automatically make them some super duper alpha that slays pussy all day.
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#45
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You can't really fake it. I'm with the others who have said that saying you're in Law School isn't going to get you anywhere. If the girls really are of the class you say they are guys who went to Law School are the "help" to them. Also, they are the annoying trustees standing in the way of their complete access to their trust funds.

If you really have to, then start seriously getting into the leisure activities they are into. Maybe head up to Larchmont, or somewhere up there, and join a sailing club.

But really, from how you've described yourself playing the bad boy is probably your best bet.
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#46
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
"I'm rich and support alimony laws."
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#47
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
I vote for shady, international man of mystery game

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
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#48
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I don't even think law school is demonstrating higher value anymore. It's literally a ticket to a mediocre salary and long hours in the US from what I've read unless you go to Harvard, Yale etc. But then you'll just be another one of the zillion bankers and lawyers on the street. In the US something like 1 in 250 people are lawyers. Think about the percentage of people that are lawyers that come from upper class families. Certainly its far higher like 1 in 50. Add to that doctors, dentists etc. and you would be the exact same as basically everyone she knows. Hardly an advantage in and of itself.
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#49
words that can get you white, yuppie, pussy
Hey, I am going to Law School…. To shoot some of those mother fuckers before they’re let loose on the world. Wanna come?
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#50
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@ Speakeasy I've never met an Indian lawyer...lol

Yuppie guys are the easiest to Alpha. I look like a hip black man compared to some of these guys. They are the least likely to throw a punch, and they are very mannerly.

If you alpha in the wrong neighborhood you can get stabbed...
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