Yet another diet discussion where nobody can agree on something as fundamental as what humans should be eating. Fuck.
It's at the point where it seems like you got to do a doctorate's worth of research on nutrition and biology to be qualified to open your refrigerator. And once you have your e-PhD in foodology, you can't help but write a book or blog about it, contributing yet another conflicting diet ideology to the whirling clusterfuck of confusion, and leaving poor layman boobs like myself to gnaw on boiled leather for fear of anything else fucking up my "insulin resistance", giving me "metabolic syndrome", being riddled with "anti-nutrients", wiping out my "good" gut flora, taking me out of (or putting me too far into) "ketosis", ruining my skin, dropping my testosterone, aging me prematurely, giving me manboobs, making my heart explode, or being miracle-grow for cancer.
Fuck, I'm hungry. I think I'll roll the dice and go eat a banana. Hope I don't collapse from surprise-diabetes and die.
It's at the point where it seems like you got to do a doctorate's worth of research on nutrition and biology to be qualified to open your refrigerator. And once you have your e-PhD in foodology, you can't help but write a book or blog about it, contributing yet another conflicting diet ideology to the whirling clusterfuck of confusion, and leaving poor layman boobs like myself to gnaw on boiled leather for fear of anything else fucking up my "insulin resistance", giving me "metabolic syndrome", being riddled with "anti-nutrients", wiping out my "good" gut flora, taking me out of (or putting me too far into) "ketosis", ruining my skin, dropping my testosterone, aging me prematurely, giving me manboobs, making my heart explode, or being miracle-grow for cancer.
Fuck, I'm hungry. I think I'll roll the dice and go eat a banana. Hope I don't collapse from surprise-diabetes and die.